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IriS> actually I'm gonna run down to the store, be back in 5
Dawg> get there quicker if ya drive
IriS> well you can't really drive inside the building
Bloodwynd> lol
Bloodwynd> Too many stairs?
Dawg> you aint seent he people round here drive then have ya?

* Lyme slaps herself.
Lyme> This is me going 'OMFG WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!' not remembering I have a video open.

retro> hrm, am reminded...
HyperKinetic> Spi is reminded... but of what?
* retro goes rummaging through the intarwebz for THE infamous picture
Lyme> it's not of an ass covered in duct tape, is it?
Lyme> cause I don't need to get on the internet to see that.
Lyme> I got duct tape and an ass right here.
Lyme> jeebibberty christ, that sounds so wrong.

MOONKISSED> Why does it take so long for people to answer email?
Wolfe> I sent an email from one of my accounts to another and it took a couple of hours to receive it
MOONKISSED> I've done that
MOONKISSED> its like it takes the scenic route
MOONKISSED> then I have email from loopy that gets here in like 3 seconds
Wolfe> yeah, stops through my other accounts, runs through the Redwood Forest takes a left turn in Amarillo and takes a vacation in cancun

Dainichi> Actually, Steve Jobs is one of those people who makes me wish I had male genitalia.
Dainichi> Because I'd like to hold them down and then put my ball on their heads.
Dainichi> Maybe cock slap them.

Lyme> FUCKING HELL XMAS HOLD MUZAK
ChiDoll> >.o
Fraggle> Heh. It's like they're trying to piss you off
Lyme> THEY ARE
Lyme> I KNOW IT
Lyme> MOTHGERFUCKEARE
Lyme> er
Lyme> apparently that's olde english for 'motherfucker'

Lyme> writing writing writing
Lyme> clickityclackity penisthwappity

InternetsFamousLyme> and considering I am on the goddamn rag?
InternetsFamousLyme> YOU ARE LUCKY THERE ARE NO BODIES YET.

Lyme> I just spent 30 seconds looking at a picture and thinking 'my god, that is the most deformed ear I've ever seen' before realising it was a mouth, not an ear.

Lyme> ...
Lyme> I just spent
* Lyme checks
Lyme> about 3 minutes
Lyme> giggling over the realization that I know the japanese word for 'snot'.

Dainichi> I would be terrible as a military doctor.
Dainichi> I'd introduce myself to new patients and be all, "Yeah, so, your old provider was Dr. Chen, but I ate him and now have his skin as a lovely addition to my three piece skinsuit."

Lyme> speaking of which, I would like to thank the ASSHOLE with the ridiculously large truck who parked the damn thing in a handicap spot WITH half of it hanging out into the parking lot
Lyme> MY, HOW SMALL YOUR PENIS MAY BE
Lyme> do you walk around with THAT half hanging out your pants, too?

DocObvious> Between having raised teenagers and watching Smallville I've seen enough teen angst, thanks.

(marvel at the random)
Lyme> also, transporter 2 was crap
HyperKinetic> Yeah, crappy crap
Lyme> which is disappointing because the first one was actually pretty amusing
HyperKinetic> It wasn't twice as transporterish
HyperKinetic> False advertising!
Twinslie> I like the score in transporter 2
HyperKinetic> How high was the score? Was it like 2 million points?
Lyme> mmmm human rinds

Lyme> lu lu lu defrag defrag lu lu lu
* Lyme is defraggling her computer
Lyme> my D drive now contains 10% less fraggles
Lyme> you know, you'd think removing the fraggles from my computer would make it run FASTER, given how they you know, dance their cares away, work is for another day, but apparently the process of actually removing them is most slow and inefficient.

Dainichi> I think my laptop is giving me lapcancer.

* Lyme busts out the hookers.
Lyme> wooooowheee, I smell like armpit.
Lyme> and how come armpit smells kinda like chocolate?
Barbarella> ew
Barbarella> chocolate does not smell like armpits
Barbarella> parmasean cheese does
Lyme> apparently our armpits do not smell the same.
Barbarella> LOL
* Lyme snickers.
Lyme> now I have to go smell some parmesan cheese
Lyme> so I know what barb's armpits smell like.
Barbarella> I didn't say mine smelled like that
Barbarella> mine smell like roses
Barbarella> ^_^

Lyme> IT'S NOT SWEAT, IT'S PHEREMONES

* JustPeachy (~nenyeni@xxx.xxx.xxx) Quit (Quit: In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.~ Friedrich Nietzsche)
HyperKinetic> I scared off Tz... no wait.
HyperKinetic> Or yes, I did scare her off
Lyme> yes
Lyme> now put your pants back on
HyperKinetic> Never!




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