Lyme> all that ql talk about farts, and now I feel gassy.
Lyme> excuse me my ass has a lecture to give in the bathroom
HyperKinetic> That reminds me, they don't have Chinese at the college I go to :(
HyperKinetic> I mean, they have Chinese people, but no Chinese language class :/
ChiDoll> you wanted to take Chinese?
HyperKinetic> Yeah, maybe in the future
ChiDoll> make them offer it! petition! ;)
HyperKinetic> Otay
Lyme> why chinese
HyperKinetic> Because it's Sino-rific
Lyme> business reasons?
HyperKinetic> Partly
HyperKinetic> Also want to maybe get more into Taoist literature
Lyme> chinese = hard
HyperKinetic> Si
* HyperKinetic = hard too
Lyme> totally different phonetics set, kanji-only writing system
Lyme> I didn't need to know that
Lyme> you know what?
Lyme> Mario?
Lyme> kinda looks like Ron Jeremy.
Dainichi> I just tried to put my laptop mouse in the cell phone pocket on my purse
ChiDoll> ...did it fit?
Lyme> WELCOME TO THE 'WHY AM I PUTTING THIS SHIT IN THAT PLACE' CLUB!
Lyme> plz check your fridge for windex.
ChiDoll> and remotes
Lyme> who put the remote in the fridge?
Lyme> that wasn't me, was it?
* ChiDoll has
Lyme> AHA
Lyme> J'ACCUSE!
Lyme> or however you spell that.
Lyme> my internal organs hurt.
ErynTzun> http://presidentialvisions.ytmnd.com/
Dainichi> It prolly woulda
ChiDoll> my mom found it. was a looong time ago. but i got bitched at all evening for losing it, then it was recovered when everyone got ready for ice cream.
Dainichi> The mouse and the phone are almost the same size
Lyme> yeah, I could see that
Lyme> I'm glad I don't have a wireless mouse
Dainichi> I just felt dumb because the mouse is plugged in to the laptop and the phone kind of, can't
ChiDoll> rofl
Lyme> I'd lose that sumbitch all the time
Dainichi> It's not the wireless one; I don't take it to Andrew's because I know I'll lose a part
ChiDoll> you could attach one of those chirping key-finders to it
Lyme> it'd end up in the bathroom at least once a week
Lyme> for no apparent reason
Lyme> FOR NO RAISIN!
ChiDoll> *snicker*
Dainichi> lol
Dainichi> If I had one of those...
Dainichi> I'm certain that when the guys were over for CoC they'd hide it
Lyme> heh.
Lyme> I am a pervert.
Fraggle> Actually I put the remote in the fridge
Lyme> I'm perverting that.
Lyme> it's too easy.
Lyme> Guys come over to daini's house for cock lol I'm 13.
* ChiDoll facepalms
Fraggle> And I once had a Lyme moment and tried to flush the toilet with the faucet
Dainichi> lol cock
HyperKinetic> Argh, must have sex
* HyperKinetic leghumps Lyme
HyperKinetic> UNF UNF UNF
* OrlandoBloo beats Hyper with a stick.
OrlandoBloo> you're lucky I just shaved or you'd have rugburn on your nuts
ScaryVaginaFace> I just had a thought that made me cackle:
ScaryVaginaFace> 'COME GIVE ME A BIG OL KISS'
ScaryVaginaFace> hahahahahahaahaha
Fraggle> Careful, Hyper's been talking about wanting to eat out
ScaryVaginaFace> asdklgjasl;dkgjlad;sgj
* ScaryVaginaFace is now known as Lyme
* Fraggle cackles
HyperKinetic> MRAR!
HyperKinetic> WHO SHALL VOLUNTEER??
line> yeah, plus vaginas are way better are more versatile
Fraggle> Well, I am rather fond of mine. Sometimes it would be great to have a penis though
Fraggle> I'd go around and see what I could stick it in.
Fraggle> watermelon, crack in the couch, hamsters...
GypsyJr> The bad thing about sleep deprivation? It makes me so loopy I don't notice that I'm singing along with "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" at the top of my lungs
Fraggle> I have a giant cookie cake
* Fraggle looooooooves cookie cakes.
Eddy> YAYCAKE
* Eddy loves most any kind of cake.
Eddy> Except for urinal cake.
Eddy> too tangy.
Fraggle> I love cold weather.
Fraggle> All the little skinny girls on campus start shaking like drug addicts
* AbortionFairy lurks to crap.
ZombieSim> ...have fun? o.O
NakedNinja> Thanks for sharing
AbortionFairy> I MEANT TO DO CRAP
AbortionFairy> NOT TO CRAP
* AbortionFairy is now lurking in another part of the house. But is not crapping.
AbortionFairy> I did that when I woke up.
AbortionFairy> oh, internet. How you have twisted my young mind
AbortionFairy> if I had never found you at the age of 14, I may have grown up so much less twisted.
AbortionFairy> I probably wouldn't look at dudes in skirts and go 'Y HLO THAR, SEXAY'
Fraggle> I hugged my cat and he farted on me
Fraggle> audibly
Fraggle> I didn't think I squeezed him that hard
* Lyme changes topic to 'WE'RE IN UR CONGREZZ, TAKIN UR SEATZ!!!'
Fraggle> If we're all god's children what makes Jesus so special?
KaiserDrgn> stigmata juice
Fraggle> "Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons. No Scents! No pastels! No scurvy! Fer pluggin' the bloody hole afore the sharks smell ye!"
Fraggle> "Comfortable plastic applicator won't keelhaul yer nethers"
Lyme> oh my god.
Lyme> I feel like a pervert for laughing at this, but fred's in heat.
Lyme> every time I walk by her she assumes the position >_<
* Fraggle punches her uterus. You would have to start cramping on Thanksgiving weekend, wouldn't you?
ErynTzun> Too bad you can't uninstall it and upgrade your uterus drivers.
Fraggle> Heh
ErynTzun> Uterus 2.0! Now without cramps and bloating!
Lyme> AAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH
Lyme> *seppuku*
HyperKinetic> *harakiri*
Fraggle> bukkake
Lyme> *jisatsu*
HyperKinetic> ha
HyperKinetic> I wonder if anyone has ever died from bukakke
Lyme> drown in it?
HyperKinetic> It's far fetched, but you never know
HyperKinetic> Ha, maybe
ChiDoll> lol and ew
Lyme> or maybe they caught the klez from it.
* Lyme wonders what the kanji for harakiri is.
HyperKinetic> Ewewewewew
Lyme> Cause I'm betting it breaks down into stomach and the kanji for cut.
Fraggle> If they were covered in enough and it hardened so they suffocated...
Lyme> razor sharp dried bukakke crust
Fatbot> I never want to have a dream about lucille ball masturbating at the dinner table EVER AGAIN.
HyperKinetic> Oy. That was weird. SOmetimes certain sitting poses make your balls go strange places O_o
ChiDoll> i love weird literal translations. pwdin blew = Welsh for vagina. literally 'hairy pudding'.
Fraggle> Wow. That's kinda icky
Fraggle> Would you like to come back to my place and lick my hairy pudding?
* ChiDoll snickers
* Fraggle grosses herself out
* KaiserSleep (KaiserDrgn@Chat4all-EF7E40E4.ipt.aol.com) has joined #n********
* KaiserSleep is now known as KaiserHome
KaiserHome> Hellos
Fraggle> Pound that hairy pudding all night long.
Fraggle> Howdy
Fraggle> It sounds so much like something left in the fridge for a month that it makes it sound like diseased vagina to me
KaiserHome> What have I walked into now?
Fraggle> (20:01) (@ChiDoll) i love weird literal translations. pwdin blew = Welsh for vagina. literally 'hairy pudding'.
ChiDoll> porny Welsh for beginners! *snork*
KaiserHome> Thats great
Fraggle> Which caused my brain to make a bad joke about licking hairy pudding
Fraggle> Augh god and now that thought leads back to crotch cheese
ChiDoll> cryniadur = vibrator
ChiDoll> there was an insult about a cheesy dick head somewhere *ctrl+f*
* KaiserDrgn (~KaiserDrg@Chat4all-EF7E40E4.ipt.aol.com) has joined #n********
ChiDoll> pen pidlan gawsog = 'cheesy nob end', literally 'cheesy head of a penis'.
* KaiserDrgn is now known as KaiserLaptop
Fraggle> O_o
Fraggle> I wonder why they inserted the adjective cheesy
[approx. 24 hours later]
ChiDoll> hairy pudding. *giggle*
* Fraggle slaps some hairy pudding
ChiDoll> *snorkdie*
KaiserLaptop> That's just terrible
Fraggle> That term begs for a horrible pick up line
KaiserLaptop> Hey baby, want to head back to my place? I'm hungry for some hairy pudding.
KaiserLaptop> How about we get together and make a sasuage and hairy pudding pie?
Fraggle> Wanna lick my hairy pudding?
Fraggle> AUGH
Fraggle> You win
Fraggle> God that sounds squelchy
LecherousPervert> Snickers should be renamed.
LecherousPervert> To Sn1xxorz.
LecherousPervert> note to self
LecherousPervert> next time you yell at the cat about 'HAY NO SURPRISE BUTTSECKS' make sure the windows aren't open.