ChiDoll> was going to say, re: burnt bacon - i don't smoke or anything, don't expose myself to sunlight, i gotta get my carcinogens some way!
ChiDoll> my father used to get pissy at me when i was little because i'd stand at the microwave and watch my food go around and around and around
ChiDoll> "IT'S GUNNA GIVE YOU BRAIN CANCER!"
ChiDoll> i still watch my food go around in the microwave at too close a proximity >.>
ErynTzun> They've improved microwave technology quite a bit since they first invented them.
ThunderPimp> I press my face against a microwave and watch it spinny.
BusterCall> I like to place my genitals directly in front of the microwave in hopes of sterilization

Fraggle> You know it's sad when I click a link in bad porn and go, "Oh man, I've seen this a million times" >_>
Lyme> I guess there's only so much bad porn in the universe
Fraggle> Yeah. It was the ET porn again
Lyme> ... you know
Lyme> I hope you're talking about the alien
Lyme> and not Eryn

Lyme> rubbing alcohol: something else you should not apply to genitals

GypsyJr427: .... I swear, my toilet just farted

ThunderPimp> Hmmm, now what interesting things do I put in the lifestory of a 300 year old pervert illusionist?
Fraggle> His evil lair is a tower of panties.
ThunderPimp> While amusing, I won't really have a home base.
ThunderPimp> Be traveling the world for the most part.
Fraggle> The tent he camps in is made of granny panties?
Fraggle> The kind that come up to your neck
ThunderPimp> lol
ThunderPimp> Wow.
ThunderPimp> Run a brothel using gay orcs magiced up to look like women...
Fraggle> He hurls rocks with support hose
GypsyJr_lurky> Or uses bras for slingshots?
Fraggle> Yes
Fraggle> The big old lady ones to keep with the theme
ChiDoll> hee
ChiDoll> double-barrelled slingshots
ThunderPimp> I think its hard for an elf to have a granny fetish considering hes probably older than them.
Fraggle> He likes them old and wrinkly because then there are extra folds of skin to work with
ChiDoll> he could secretly have been a granny who had a sex change
ThunderPimp> Ewwww.
GypsyJr_lurky> a granny tranny
GypsyJr_lurky> ... I can't believe I just said that
ChiDoll> *cackle*
GypsyJr_lurky> *facedesk*

Lyme> I don't think I can do room packing more than 4 in a room
Lyme> cause one of us will end up murdalizing someone
Fraggle> Yep
Lyme> and I don't know where the walmarts are in georgia for hiding bodies
ErynTzun> I have Carter, she can tell us.

* Lyme goes foraging >_>
ChiDoll> FUD
ChiDoll> BOOBIES!
Lyme> fudboobies?
Lyme> fudbubies?
ChiDoll> fudbubees
Lyme> PHUDBUBEEZ
* ChiDoll snorks
ChiDoll> phudbewbees?
* Lyme changes topic to 'IM IN UR CLOSIT RECALUBRATIN UR WARP COILS'
Lyme> phewdbewbeez
Lyme> the only logical step from there is 1337
Lyme> ph3wdb3wb33z
ChiDoll> phe\/\/db3\/\/b33z
* Lyme 300's chi
ChiDoll> aghhalkh

Lyme> actually I don't think it's the postmen themselves, but the whole system here
Lyme> I'm convinced they have a half-blind dyslexic octogenarian with one working arm filling the orders >_>

Fraggle> Lyme, Eryn, and I are all pretty cranky about some things and need sleep
ThunderPimp> Just wanna be perfectly clear.
Fraggle> As in, I punch people if you wake me up
ThunderPimp> I heard about that.
Fraggle> So be quiet and don't wake people up, heh
ThunderPimp> Accidentally kicked my dad in the face for waking me up once.
ThunderPimp> Once I realized what had happened it was the most terrifying few seconds of my life.
ThunderPimp> Oh shit I kicked dad in the face...he is large and combat trained and could eat me.

ErynTzun> You guys want to see what a pile of Nerd looks like?
Lyme> Are you gonna hold up a mirror if I say 'yes'?

Lyme> the liquid that comes out of canned air tastes funny.
Fraggle> You tasted it? O_o
ThunderPimp> You really shouldn't drink that.
Lyme> not intentionally
ThunderPimp> You'll...die and stuff.
Lyme> you don't know!
Lyme> maybe it could give you awesome ice breath superpowers!
Fraggle> It could be zebra cum!
Fraggle> You don't know!
ThunderPimp> Bah ice breath are the suck.
ThunderPimp> So canned air is zebra cum?
Lyme> nice to know I chase the animals around the house tormenting them with canned zebra cum
Fraggle> For the purposes of this conversation, yes
* Lyme lurks to bukakke fred.

AdmiralMooseknuckle> I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY BOOBS SAG, I'M FAT, THEY'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT NO MATTER WHAT
Fraggle> Gravity will triumph eventually anyway
Fraggle> Eventually we will all hit an age where we have boobs that roll up like a fruit snack

Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Lyme> I hope you can hear [!Lyme Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up (Original Crappy Demo).mp3] - [1:55], because I'm playing it as loud as I can.
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Lyme> Oooh, [!Lyme Mindless Self Indulgence - Molly (Live).mp3] - [1:59] Shiny!
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Lyme> [!Lyme Mindless Self Indulgence - Molly (Live).mp3] - [1:59] FUELED BY SATAN!
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Lyme> In Nagasaki they go spunky for [!Lyme Kagrra - Sakebi.mp3] - [4:10]. WE LIKE BUKAKKE!
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Mwarf> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Fwerm> BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Lyme> you two are tards
Fwerm> LOL
Mwarf> ^____________________^
Fwerm> Hee :D
Mwarf> YESWEARE

Fraggle> When I'm that old I want to pay for attractive young men to take care of me
Lyme> lol
Fraggle> attractive young asian men
Fraggle> Fuck kids
Lyme> PRETTY BOY COMPANION SERVICE
Fraggle> Yes please
Fraggle> I'll be old, but still a pervert
Lyme> gonna be the creepy old lady who leers at asses in tight white pants
Fraggle> "oops, I dropped my colostomy bag, could you pick it up young man?"
Lyme> augh
Lyme> that's awful
Fraggle> "That's right, bend over"
Lyme> why did you have to drop the colostomy bag
Fraggle> hehehe
Fraggle> Because it's horrifying
Lyme> if you do that they'll learn to avoid you
Lyme> you have to give them candy
Lyme> and ask them to sit on your lap
Lyme> and then pinch asses.
Fraggle> Like a perverted old man, but female
Lyme> exactly
Lyme> COME VISIT YOUR SUGAR GRANNY
Lyme> *gropey hands*

Lyme> oh, tylenol pm.
Lyme> You end my pain
Lyme> by making me all sleepy so I am not awake to feel it
Lyme> you're like a poor man's vicodin
Lyme> but not as yummy
HyperKinetic> YOu should make a haiku to Tylenol
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Lyme> hahahahahahahahaha
ChiDoll> o.O
HyperKinetic> That's not a haiku :/
...
Lyme> I will prolly have to get tested for lupus
Lyme> when I fgo see the rheumatologicst
HyperKinetic> Does this mean you're a wolf, Lyme?
Lyme> no
Lyme> cause I do not hae lupus
HyperKinetic> Maybe you do.
* Lyme has hurty mcouchie snydrome.
HyperKinetic> You're not a doctor.
Lyme> snydorme
Lyme> DAMMIT
ChiDoll> syndrome
Lyme> SNYDORME!
Lyme> okay
HyperKinetic> snydormes are cool
Lyme> there musta been drugs in my sooup
Lyme> or in my drugs
ChiDoll> your brain going nomnomnom on tylenol
Lyme> tylenol pm doesn't usually act me so loopy.
Lyme> I mean...
HyperKinetic> Your drugs have soup in them?
Lyme> make me act so loopy
ChiDoll> SOUPER DRUGS
Lyme> CHIECKEN NOODLE DEATH BOMB
HyperKinetic> LOL, Chi
* Lyme is now known as SNYDORME
SNYDORME> the e isn't silent
SNYDORME> I rhyme with mel torme
HyperKinetic> Cooool
SNYDORME> I has a very serias snydorme
HyperKinetic> Do you also has teh jazz?
SNYDORME> no
SNYDORME> I am a jive turkey
ChiDoll> teh jizz!
HyperKinetic> Oh.
ChiDoll> >.>
HyperKinetic> You're teh jizz.
SNYDORME> teh jizzazz
HyperKinetic> jizzcakeass.
ChiDoll> jizzass - the music that cubicle strippers dance to
SNYDORME> now I'm going to have to go to the doctor
SNYDORME> and tell him I think I have a snydorme
SNYDORME> but let me give you my medical history
ChiDoll> JIZZAZZ i meant, dammit. to many s's
SNYDORME> I also have polycystic ovarian snydorme
SNYDORME> and asperger's snydorme
ChiDoll> *snork*
HyperKinetic> BALLS GO BOOM
SNYDORME> and he'll be like wtf
HyperKinetic> ASS BURGERS
ChiDoll> or he'll be all polite and smile and nod like you're saying it correctly
SNYDORME> and I'll say I'm frennch that' how we say it in frenchlandia
HyperKinetic> You're French too?
HyperKinetic> I knew there was a certain Je ne sais quois about you.
SNYDORME> and then he'll be like 'but it says on your charthingie you were born in the us'
HyperKinetic> "WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE THIS OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT?"
SNYDORME> and then I'll be all like WERD I'M FRANCO AMERICAN LIKE CHEF BOYARDEE
* ChiDoll declares herself Canadian so's she can move to Canada without all that immigration bs <.<
SNYDORME> NOW CHECK OUT MY SNYDORME
ChiDoll> but i thought chef boyardee was Italian o.o
HyperKinetic> Hahaha
SNYDORME> but they both make ravioli
ChiDoll> *headtilt*
SNYDORME> franco american?
HyperKinetic> Franco American is a brand, Chi
SNYDORME> amkes canned ravioli stuff?
ChiDoll> he was Italian! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef_Boyardee
ChiDoll> ...oh.
SNYDORME> heh
HyperKinetic> LOL
* ChiDoll hides in her shirt
HyperKinetic> :)
ChiDoll> I KNEW THAT. REALLY. >.o
SNYDORME> CZECH OUT MY SPAGHETTI-HOS
SNYDORME> there was a real shef boyardee?
[it was ~4am. we were slap-happy. give us a break. >.>]

* Lyme cackles at the pic she got of the jedi waiting outside hooters.
Lyme> These are not the tits you are looking for

Fraggle> The internet where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI.

* Daini-sleep is now known as Daini-fuckyoubus
Lyme> lol
Lyme> fuckyoubus?
Lyme> oh my god, that is a comedy goldmine right there
Lyme> I'M GOING TO MY FUCKYOUJOB ON THE FUCKYOUBUS
* Lyme imagines up a big giant obnoxiously brightly painted bus covered in pictures of the middle finger and every time you use the horn it goes 'FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!'

Lyme> oh my GAWD. Sometimes I am too observant for my own good
Lyme> I can tell that Patrick Stewart dresses to the left when he's wearing some 'off-duty' clothing
Lyme> I didn't want to notice that!
* ChiDoll snickers
Lyme> goooooood. I can't watch trek when I know exactly where the captain's penis is. >_<
ThunderPimp> O.O
Lyme> THAT WAS MY REACTION TOO
Lyme> 'what's that lump on his leg OH MY GOD >_<'

Lyme> THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO I used to hang out on DALnet, no anime stuff there
ChiDoll> *snork* many moons!
* Lyme is the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future or whatever the fuck his full name is.
ChiDoll> way back when you had to walk uphill both ways, barefoot THROUGH SNOW THIS DEEP to get to irc?
Fraggle> You had to hunt and gather your own porn, none of this newfangled downloading
ChiDoll> there was none of this wireless or high speed internet malarky back then, either!
Lyme> HEY!
Lyme> WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE VIDEO PORN!
HyperKinetic> In my day, we had to wait hours just to download ascii porn. And we wore onions on our belts... which was the style at the time.
Lyme> YOU HAD TO TAKE JPGS AND DO THE FLIP BOOK THINGIE IF YOU WANTED PORN MOVIES!
HyperKinetic> We'd fap to this: ( * ) ( * )
HyperKinetic> And we LIKED IT.
Fraggle> Well you're lucky! When I was a kid we didn't have hands! We had to fap using our feet, and I can tell you that puts your back out.
HyperKinetic> Well, I didn't have feet. I had to pour honey on my dick and hope the bears didn't bite it off.
ChiDoll> we didn't even have honey, youngun, we had to suck our own dick! and if you were too fat to reach, you were just shit outta luck.
Fraggle> When I was a child I WISHED for bears to lick honey off my wang. We had to dip our members in chum and hold them over a shark tank!
HyperKinetic> Sometimes we broke our spines, and we didn't complain!
Fraggle> You're lucky. You had spines.
ChiDoll> we didn't have spines in my day. i had to crawl around using my TEETH.
Lyme> TEETH? TEETH? YOU HAD MORE THAN ONE?
Lyme> I HADDA CRAWL USING MY TOOTH!
Lyme> AND THAT ONE WAS FALSE!
ChiDoll> and when it broke, i had to GUM my way across the floor
Fraggle> At least your family had a tooth. We had to inch ourselves forward using our noses!

_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
Luigi> your face.
_1UP> your face
[Jia (_1UP) and Hyper (Luigi). Truncated because that went on for... a while.]

Fraggle> I have to do a painting for class, meh
Lyme> SET IT ON FIRE
Lyme> PERFORMANCE ART
Lyme> you'll get an A+++

* Jia sings vai a lullaby
Jia> THERE ONCE WAS A KITTY WHO HAD WEBBED FEET
Jia> AND HE ATE RAW MEAT
VaidahVai> ...
Jia> AND HAD PARKINSONS DISEASE
Jia> AND LIVED IN TREES
SweetZombieChisus> >.>
SweetZombieChisus> i have never heard this lullaby before...
Jia> WITH SMALL CONIVING BEES
Jia> >.>
Jia> and chi, that lullaby is from my ancient tribe
Jia> i was a dancer
Jia> they called me wakalulumifubayamitsukikikikikiki
SweetZombieChisus> xD
VaidahVai> LOL
SweetZombieChisus> and what does that translate to in English? :>
Jia> i still haven't figured that out
* SweetZombieChisus snorks
Jia> i think it means Cashew
Jia> but i'm still on the search
SweetZombieChisus> you danced like a cashew!
Jia> A HOLY CASHEW
SweetZombieChisus> oooh a HOLY cashew :>
Jia> :D
* Jia luminates

NathantheFlyingHobo> Heeeey baybee
NathantheFlyingHobo> are you by chance...
NathantheFlyingHobo> a hobosexual?

HyperKinetic> http://www.1010wins.com/Man-in-N-J--Charged-with-Having-Sex-with-a-Corpse/1148227
SweetZombieChisus> ...*clicky*
HyperKinetic> Yeah, it's messed up
InvaderDaini> Yeah I'm not clicking that
HyperKinetic> Come on.
HyperKinetic> There's only a mugshot of the perp
SweetZombieChisus> a 92-year-old woman?!
HyperKinetic> And he looks ordinary
HyperKinetic> Yes
HyperKinetic> A DEAD 92
SweetZombieChisus> wtf he could at least have humped a younger corpse
HyperKinetic> Maybe young corpses are hard to come by

Lyme> when I was little
Lyme> I used to get ted bundy and al bundy confused
HyperKinetic> You were little?
HyperKinetic> ;P
* OutgrabingMomeRath snickers
Lyme> just like ronald mcdonald and ronald reagan
OutgrabingMomeRath> Al Bundy is the one who sits around with his hand in his undies
HyperKinetic> Yeah
Lyme> they would talk about ted bundy being on death row and I would think 'why is the guy from married with children in jail?!'
OutgrabingMomeRath> XD
Lyme> also
Lyme> ronald mcdonald would've made a better president, probably
OutgrabingMomeRath> hell, Hamburgler would have made a better president
Lyme> you have to wonder
HyperKinetic> Robble robble
Lyme> what life is like for the guy who plays ronald mcdonald in all the commercials
HyperKinetic> "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this robble robble"

HyperKinetic> We want QL!
OutgrabingMomeRath> also have the SNYDORME convo
OutGrabbingMumRa> SNYDORME!
OutgrabingMomeRath> and Lymey discovering that Captain Picard dresses to the left
OutGrabbingMumRa> >_<
OutGrabbingMumRa> I didn't want to remember that one
OutGrabbingMumRa> ahahahah
OutGrabbingMumRa> I found the captain's log
* OutGrabbingMumRa smacks herself
* OutgrabingMomeRath snorkdies
HyperKinetic> ... dresses to the left?
OutgrabingMomeRath> that's AWFUL
OutGrabbingMumRa> HYPER, IT'S WHERE HE PUTS HIS PENIS IN HIS PANTS.
* OutGrabbingMumRa is subtle.
OutGrabbingMumRa> like a ninja.
OutgrabingMomeRath> down the right leg or left leg
OutGrabbingMumRa> with tourettes
OutgrabingMomeRath> you are subtle like the the clap!
* OutGrabbingMumRa is now known as TourettesNinja
TourettesNinja> SHITASSFUCKnojutsu

Jia> i need to clean my colon
Jia> i think we all should clean our colons
Jia> we'd be a healthy colon cleansed chatroom
Jia> better than any other chatroom
ChiDoll> o.o
Jia> we'd be called the clean colons
* ChiDoll 's butt slams shut
Jia> >_>
ChiDoll> my colon is fine, thankyou >.>
Jia> <.<
Jia> I read in this health book my dad has
Jia> that like
Jia> to clean your colon
Jia> you stick those turkey baster thingies inside of you
Jia> filled with water
Jia> and lemon juice
Jia> and you lay on the floor
Jia> on your back
Jia> and it cleans your colon
Jia> from poop
Jia> lotsa poop
ChiDoll> O.o
Jia> and then it says
Jia> you have to roll on your sidde
Jia> side*
Jia> so it'll clean everything
ChiDoll> but turkey basters go with dixie cups *nod*
Jia> >.>
ChiDoll> <.<
Jia> i dunno what those turkey baster things are called
Jia> they look like'em
Jia> but they're like.. not
ChiDoll> XD
Jia> but they're used for, like, people
Jia> and not food and stuff
ChiDoll> enema kit?
Jia> hai!
Jia> but
* ChiDoll snickers
Jia> just the dropper looking thing
* Jia contemplates cleaning thyne colon
TerrifyingSnot> enema
VaidahVai> .....
TerrifyingSnot> FRIENDS AND ENEMAS
Jia> I WOULD HAVE A PRETTY COLON
TerrifyingSnot> THE ENEMA OF MY ENEMA IS MY FRIEND
TerrifyingSnot> yeah, but who's gonna be looking up your ass?
Jia> AND MY POOP WOULD SMELL LIKE YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL
* ChiDoll facepalmsnorks
Jia> awesome
Jia> well
Jia> um
Jia> noone
Jia> but!
Jia> i, as many humans, excrete things from our anuses
Jia> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jia> my poop wouldn't smell
Jia> infact
Jia> it'd smell like freshly baked cinnamon buns
TerrifyingSnot> omg
TerrifyingSnot> how'd yhou know I was eating cereal?
* ChiDoll dies
TerrifyingSnot> cinnamon toast crunch, no less
Jia> >_____________>
Jia> my presence is in that cereal ~P_P~
Jia> i used the force
TerrifyingSnot> Be you James Kochalka Superstar - Wash Your Ass - [1:56]? Nay, we are but men. ROCK!
Jia> the colons force
Jia> haha
Jia> i wonder if like
Jia> porn stars often clean their colon out
Jia> cause like they don't want poop everywhere and stuff
TerrifyingSnot> well
TerrifyingSnot> yeah
Jia> o-o
TerrifyingSnot> unless that's the aim
Jia> they do? o-o
TerrifyingSnot> pooporn
Jia> ewwwwwwwwww
TerrifyingSnot> I would assume they give everything a good scrubbing before making porn
TerrifyingSnot> otherwise, that's just nasty
VaidahVai> o.O
Jia> sou ka~

* HyperKinetic sticks a quarter in Lyme's vajayjay. Money there means what?
Lyme> means you are about to get punched in the face
HyperKinetic> !!!
HyperKinetic> No punch I!
Lyme> THEN NO STICKING SPARE CHANGE IN MY HOOHA
Lyme> JEEZ
* ChiDoll runs a credit card through Hyper's asscrack
Lyme> a QUARTER?
Lyme> cheapskate

* Topic is 'It's time to kick ass and lick keyboards. We're all out of ass, please send MOAR.'

MervThePerv> SPOILER ALERT
MervThePerv> THE SHIP SINKS
MervThePerv> SPOILER ALERT
ChiDoll> VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER
MervThePerv> DARTH IS LUKE'S FATHER
VaidahVai> OMG, NOW YOU RUINED IT
MervThePerv> SPOILER ALERT
MervThePerv> THERE ARE *SNAKES*
VaidahVai> ON THE PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
MervThePerv> ON A *PLANE*
VaidahVai> THE RAIN IN SPAIN, STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLANE
Tzunny> You forgot "motherfucking"
MervThePerv> the snakes on a plane stay mainly on my brain
MervThePerv> SPOILER ALERT
MervThePerv> SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE
ChiDoll> the rain in Spain stays mainly on the motherfucking plain?
VaidahVai> SPOILER ALERT
VaidahVai> JESUS DIES
ChiDoll> O NOES
MervThePerv> rofl
Tzunny> Nonono
Tzunny> Jesus savez
ChiDoll> SPOILER ALERT
ChiDoll> JESUS COMES BACK TO LIFE
Fraggle> Moses invests
MervThePerv> everyon else takes damage
Tzunny> everyone else takes damage
ChiDoll> rofl
MervThePerv> JESUS SAVES
MervThePerv> HE PASSES
MervThePerv> HE SCORES!
ChiDoll> GOL!
Tzunny> Jesus has a +infinity robe of saving
MervThePerv> JESUS: The rpg

Lyme> CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL
VaidahVai> lol
Tzunny> We have tourette's syndrome of the Joss Quotes.