Aaron> Cop pulls lyme over, "do you know how fast you were going' "Yes I do, do you know how fast I was going..........Fucko?"

Ash42> I'm not dani
HyperKinetic> I'm not Dani either
* EndersShadow never has been dani
ChianaGirl> i'm not Dani, either
Ash42> I'm not, dani
HyperKinetic> Only Dani can be Dani and that's good enough for us
* jennnHi hopes she's not Dani -- Dani got the unboobjob. I need one.
CountessBoobula> I'm not Da- .....wait aminute.,,,,,
jennnHi> actually, wait -- I wish I WAS Dani!
* VolcanoShark is not Dani either

Mote> Not today, I needed to get some sex... hard to do that when God's watching

DainichiGettinPissed> If I got a kiss from Claudia, I'd thud and die happy right there.

KILNA> All donations are non-refundable and likely to be spent on porn instead of ben-bribes.

DainichiGettinPissed> Oh, now I've got this mental image of a two blow up dolls, one male and one female, dressed as Crichton and Aeryn, sharing the shotgun seat in the Scapeabago.
* Mote never fails to be amazed at the amount of mucus that can be expelled from the nostrils while one has a cold
DainichiGettinPissed> Oh. Dood, now I gotta have my "Barbie" Aeryn Sun ready before the trip. Mwhahaha.
DainichiGettinPissed> We may need a spare tape in the vid camera...unless you don't mind a few hours of doll J/A porn lit by a flashlight on the tape...
DainichiGettinPissed> "Uhh oooohhahhh..." "Dainichi, what are you doing back there?" "*hides camera and dolls* Uh, nothing, just keep driving, don't worry about me..."

EndersShadow> woof
EndersShadow> woof
EndersShadow> woof
KILNA> Who let the dogs out?

* DainichiGettinPissed has breasts, and no, you can't see them.
DainichiGettinPissed> Cuz.
SirenStar> awww come on daini
DainichiGettinPissed> Fine. *flashes SS* There.
SirenStar> oooooo daini
SirenStar> do it again
DainichiGettinPissed> No. My boobies, damnit.

DrSandor> I'm on point, awwwww yeeeeah

* Mote is gonna be really angry if someone let his dog out

Ash42> NO! NO! NO! NO!!!! you DON'T grope the nun!!!
Ash42> that's just...WRONG!!!

chemicalx> oooo...melding feels good

Lyme> Vagina Nickles? Are those like Ass pennies?

HyperKinetic> *kickage*
MrDNA> *dodgeage*
HyperKinetic> *deckage*
MrDNA> *duckage*
TheDancingGypsy> *boobage*
HyperKinetic> *damnage*
MrDNA> *droolage*
CrAsThes> *nipplage*?
HyperKinetic> *ogglage*
TheDancingGypsy> *penisage*

EpsilonII> where the Hezmana did that visual come from?
TransylvanianTrelk> what visual?
EpsilonII> I just got a visual of Rygel doing the Limbo in a thong!
EpsilonII> map: can I borrow your shotgun?
mapfumo> EpsilonII: for what?
EpsilonII> get rid of the visual

* Spiral5 jauntily ROSHAMBOS HK
* HyperKinetic dodges the ROSHAMBO... Like Neo in the Matrix
Dainichi> I don't think one can dodge a ROSHAMBO...Like Neo in the Matrix. The phyisics would be all outta whack.
HyperKinetic> I can
Dainichi> Can not.
HyperKinetic> I can doooo eeet!
* Dainichi thwacks Hyper with a phyisics book. "CANNOT!"
HyperKinetic> Dainichi, can too
Dainichi> Well, you didn't dodge the book. :P
* Dainichi sighs and hugglenoogies Hyper. "You know I'm just jokin with ya."
* HyperKinetic smiles, then pushes Dainichi into the pool. HA!
* Dainichi dodges the push...uhm...like only an anime bishojo can.

Farenheit451> i know for a fact that i'm going to have some tripped out frelling dream with nekkid scorpy in it

GypsyJr> "The watch that turned into a hamster, what was the point of that?"

* Dainichi wonders how long nekkid Scorpy can stay in the hot tub before he pops a rod.

* Dainichi thinks of nekkid Scorpy and goes into convulsions

* Dainichi smacks nekkid Scorpy with the latex nun. "Away with you! Shoo!"

* Farenheit451 kept picturing nekkid scorpy doing the miss america wave

* Dainichi smax nekkid Scorpy with...with...a latex Carrot Top. "Begone!"
* Farenheit451 doesn't know who's worse...nekkid scorpy or carrot top

* Red-Fraggle thuds. A PLYMOUTH PROWLER.
* Red-Fraggle has an orgasm

Violette-Frost> fishdicks
Violette-Frost> yummm

*** GypsyJr has joined #farscape
GypsyJr> NEKKID SCORPY!
Farenheit451> AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKK!
Dainichi> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Farenheit451> you sure know how to make an entrance gyp
John-Crichton> Dammit! I just burned that out of my brain Gypsy!
* Farenheit451 lobs nekkid scorpy in gyp's direction
GypsyJr> you STARTED it int he first place JC
John-Crichton> sure blame me for life now O_o
* GypsyJr whips out a comically large badminton racket and lobs him back at Faren
GypsyJr> well technically it IS your fault.. :)
* Dainichi picks up the nekkid Scorpy with a forklift, then throws his ass out in the snow.
* Farenheit451 shouts "incoming" and dodges the scorpy torpedo
GypsyJr> Dain: can you say SHRINKAGE?
Dainichi> Yep. Thats the idea.
GypsyJr> LOL thought so
* John-Crichton places naked Scorpy in front of Red...this will make you feel.......well faint
* John-Crichton thorws naked N Sync in the room
GypsyJr> WOAH!
Elnea> Naked N'Sync? Isn't that Kiddy Porn?
* Farenheit451 watches the nekkid nsync/nekkid scorpy death match...and it ain't pretty
GypsyJr> El: they're all legal! :P
Violette-Frost> EWWW
GypsyJr> LOL Faren.. yikes
John-Crichton> what about naked carrot top?
justRed-dammit> SPPPPPPTTT!!
GypsyJr> EWWWWW
Elnea> Ewww
HyperKinetic> :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
DrSandor> the horror...the horror...
* justRed-dammit thwaps JC... now that's just WRONG on EVERY level!!!!
* GypsyJr ponders Naked N'Sync for a while longer..
Bloodwynd> Saw topless CarrotTop on a gameshow once. That was enough.
John-Crichton> hey I didn't bring him in someone else did!
HyperKinetic> NO! No nekkid Carrot Top
Farenheit451> it was chi!
* Dainichi throws a latex Carrot Top at Blood.
Violette-Frost> I.like.Carrot.Top.without.his.Carrot.bottoms!!!
GypsyJr> AAAAAAGH
* Farenheit451 snerks at vi, then gags at the mental image
John-Crichton> VI: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
* Bloodwynd sidesteps the latex CarrotTop.
Violette-Frost> LATEX.CARROT.TOP!!!
Violette-Frost> GREAT.IDEA!!!
John-Crichton> for a room that doesn't have TMI that was TMI!!!!
Elnea> This is what sucks about not havin a man in the house...you gotta worry about bad guys comin in and pushin you down and stealing your bookbag
Farenheit451> just staple a nekkid scorpy to your door el, you won't be bothered

* Farenheit451 watch nekkid carrot top and richard simmons battle to the death

justRed-dammit> dude!! did anyone see comedy central presents last night??? there was a dude on there talking about if he had a pet monkey, he'd dress him up like himself, take him out to bars, and what would happen if the monkey got lucky... i was screaming at the t.v. 'MONKEY PORN'!!!!

DrSandor> More blue skin than an entire village of smurfs
Elnea> She's smurfy!
Chiana-Girl> smurfilicious!
chuck> smurf slash
DrSandor> Spiritual Smurf!
Bloodwynd> Super smurfy!
GypsyJr> "We're evil smurfs, we're evil smurfs, we're evil evil evil smurfs"
chuck> porn star smurf
DrSandor> I'm Smuring the Tenth Smurf of the Delvian Smurf
Banc> "Smurfette does gargamel's"?

KILNA> I've never even considered cross-species relations, but zhaan makes one consider cross-taxonomic-kingdom. And smurfette makes me think really bad thoughts.

Chiana-Girl> that settles it... Lyme, i'm gonna have a Scorpy and SimAaron will be his bitch.
Lyme> "Aaron, it's time to change my rod... Aaron? Aaron, come back here! *POP*"
Lyme> "Heeere, little Aaron... Daddy has a rod for you..."
Lyme> oh god that sounded really bad
Lyme> God
Lyme> I'm making Aaron/Scorpy slash
* Lyme killed #farscape with the thought of Aaron/Scorpy slash.
* John-Crichton breaks out the Scorpy clones

* Lyme shows off her spiffy monkey earrings and gloats.
Lyme> I've got a monkey on my ear!
Lyme> and a lizard and a turtle too... my ear is turning into a big old zoo...
Lyme> <-- Crazy Monkey Woman
Lyme> I can't decide which monkey to take to NO. Hee.

* nekkietrekkie steals farens right nipple
Farenheit451> O_o
HyperKinetic> WOOHOO!
* nekkietrekkie steals hypers right nipple
* HyperKinetic peeks in and screams!
HyperKinetic> MY NEEEPLE!
* ChianaGirl thinks nektrek is making a nipple collage.
nekkietrekkie> i own many nipples
HyperKinetic> GIVE IT BACK!
* mapfumo offers HyperKinetic his hands as nipple protectors from nekkietrekkie
Eryn-scifibites-Tzun> rubber nipples?
* nekkietrekkie runs around the room
nekkietrekkie> I OWN IT I OWN IT!!
mapfumo> ChianaGirl, do ya need some nipple protectors from nekkietrekkie too?
* HyperKinetic tacklepounces nekkietrekkie and gets his nipple back
HyperKinetic> No one's quoting this, right?
* nekkietrekkie steals kilna's right nipple
* mapfumo offers his hands for nipple protection service to all the ladies who feel threatened.
* KILNA is glad trekkiw stole his stunt nipple
HyperKinetic> haagis, AYE!
* mapfumo again offers to be a gentlemen and the use of his hands as nipple protectors to the woman of the room from nekkietrekkie
* KILNA grows extra nipples just in case
* nekkietrekkie runs over and steals gibbys right nipple, retreats to the green couch
* nekkietrekkie steals hockey's right nipple
* nekkietrekkie runs by, stealing death's right nipple in the process
Farenheit451> wow, trekkie stole death's nipple
* DeathWatch runs after nekkietrekkie
nekkietrekkie> i am the nipple theif!!!!
nekkietrekkie> nooooooo
* nekkietrekkie wiggles away from death
* DeathWatch grabs a leg and pulls it off
* nekkietrekkie squeaks
* DeathWatch walks away with the leg
* nekkietrekkie drags herself back to the couch
nekkietrekkie> can i have my leg back? i need it to play
* DeathWatch puts the leg on the floor
* nekkietrekkie gives the nipples back