SteelHeart> so chiana...
ChianaGirl> yes?
SteelHeart> what were you doing for so long?
Gibb¥®> having cyber sex with me, (joking btw )
ChianaGirl> yes, having cybersex with Gib. ;)
Gibb¥®> :)
* Gibb¥® puts his arm around chianagirl
* lucien just stares into the distance
DeathWatch> lucky man
SteelHeart> how was it?
Gibb¥®> AMAZING
ChianaGirl> WONDERFUL
Gibb¥®> Earthmoving
lucien> i wonder when miss Cleo is going to arrive in the room
SteelHeart> I am cybercelibate

GypsyJr> Anyone wanna hear my story?
GypsyJr> Ok...
GypsyJr> so it's near the end, when MAximus gets killed...
GypsyJr> I'm sitting there BAWLING MY EYES OUT like I always do at movies...
GypsyJr> and my best friend, who I always see movies with, leans over and whispers "What happened to the gay girraffes?"
ChianaGirl> O.o gay giraffes?
* Lyme snerks at Gypsy!
Dainichi> lol, girraffes?
Ciotach> Gay Girraffes?
Lyme> I remember the gay giraffes!
Ranganathan> gay giraffes?
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> named Geoffrey?
talyn> gay giraffes?
Ranganathan> named geoffrey...
* Lyme ROLLS!
GypsyJr> So I became known as "Gay Giraffe Woman" for a while thereafter :>
Ciotach> Did I miss Gay giraffes
DrSandor> were there two male giraffes at the bazaar??
Lyme> gay giraffes in Gladiator
Lyme> the two who wouldn't mate
* talyn does the 'wtf is a gay giraffe' dance
* Ranganathan stands by and booggles at the chat
Lyme> and the dood goes, 'You sold me queer giraffes!'
Dainichi> Ohgod. Now I have to watch Gladiator again.
Ciotach> Oh ...yeah.like I'm gonna watch Gladiator with Russell Crowe in all his glory and be looking for gay Giraffes...
DrSandor> "Your spots look FAB-U-LOUS!!!!"
Lyme> Gyps, now every time I see you, I'm going to say, 'You sold me Queer Giraffes!"
Ciotach> Gay Giraffes
* Lyme rolls up to Gypsy and strikes a pose. "You sold me queer giraffes!"

GypsyJr> yotz name game barts
yotz> BARTS! barts, barts, Bo-o Bo-arts Banana Fanna Fo Farts Fee Fi Mo Marts, barts.
* Lyme laughs stupidly.
Lyme> banana farts?
Lyme> hahaha
Lyme> okay, I'm immature, so sue me
Dainichi> *laughs like bevis* Yotz said "Farts".
* GypsyJr joins Lyme in her immaturity
Lyme> BANANA FARTS! *snerk*
CmdrAnaKerie> LOL what the FRELL is a banana fart? And why on earth did I just ask that?
* Lyme laughs her ASS OFF!
* Lyme tries not to scare her roommate
Lyme> Yup. We just coined a new #farscape term. banana farts.
GypsyJr> yotz name game bananafarts
yotz> BANANAFARTS! bananafarts, bananafarts, Bo-o Bo-ananafarts Banana Fanna Fo Fananafarts Fee Fi Mo Mananafarts, bananafarts.
Ranganathan> as versus farts bananas
Lyme> try to say it *without* laughing
Lyme> fananafarts... *roflmao*
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> as long they don't come from eating banana flavored skittle crack
GypsyJr> laughing too hard.. can;t breathe...
Ciotach> Ack Banana flavored skittle...

Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> New television concept: "And now it's time for..Frelling with Chocolate. I am your host Eryn Tzun.”
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> Our first dish..umm victim..this hour will be one Commander John Crichton
GypsyJr> Okay, FIC IT!
ChianaGirl> fic what? o.O
GypsyJr> Eryn's idea there...
* Dainichi pokes back in...shoves a bucket of chocolate into the room...hits nekkid Scorpy with a taser, then goes back to her test.
GypsyJr> someone needs to fic it. *snerk*
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> wot? oh i can't write, someone else will have too. i just rant on my webpage a lot. hehe
* GypsyJr wants a chocolate Dunk Tank. LOL
GypsyJr> well someone should, Eryn!
ChianaGirl> Gyp> the tv show concept?
GypsyJr> yeh!
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> mmm Chocolate Covered Crichton alamode with sprikles and a *cherry*
GypsyJr> IT's funny. and evil FunnyEvil gooood
ChianaGirl> a cherry! whose cherry did he take?
GypsyJr> Eryn: not sure I wanna know WHERE you're putting the cherry
GypsyJr> ACK! CHI! LOL
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> you guys are a bad influence on me..
* Farenheit451 comes back to the room and is afraid to scroll up lol
ChianaGirl> but you love it Eryn!
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> i'm all pure and innocent like...
GypsyJr> porn, crichton covered in chocolate.. the usual
Eryn-ExplodingPenguin-Tzun> The Chocolate Porn Channel
OneFuriousPorkChop> If Chiana's covered in chocolate, then I'm there!
Farenheit451> don't forget nekkid scorpy lurking there in the corner

GypsyJr> Can you feel the love? NO? can you feel the existential dread? GOOD! that's the correct emotion!

Lyme> Even if I said 'Banana Farts cavorting in noodle pudding.'

Eryn-with-a-bag-her-head> this room must have to be made of sponge to absorbe all the lick and drool

Lyme> Chi, stop giving oral sex to cutlery.

Mnementh> Got milk. Need whiskey.

Lyme> ... ooo, movie popcorn doing strange, psychotic, unusual things to my stomach.

Manneh> God> in response to Satan slicing off my testicles, burning them, and proceeding to use them as a pincushion I've stopped spraying her with contraceptive spray...so she and Hecubus may soon announce they have a baby antiChrist....yotz's response to kemper reminded me

Lyme> in bed, or in my pants... either works fine.

* KILNA ERROR : PANTS NOT FOUND
* KILNA : PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE
* Quasadu presses F5 to see what happens
Mortaneous> Microsoft Error: Operation Completed Successfully
Lyme> This program has completed an illegal pants.
Mortaneous> Compiler Error: You Lied when you told me this was a program
* Quasadu sees that F5 has no effect and presses FU
Quasadu> :)
Lyme> Compantser error...
* Lyme presses f12. Repeatedly. Cause it's fun.
KILNA> Pants overflow error. 0x000000
Quasadu> oh yuk
Quasadu> I coulda gone all night without that image, kilna.. thank you enigma> Expantion
Mortaneous> COmputational Error: Your request exceeds the computational capacity of all computers for the next 20 years, please try again later
Lyme> "The pants cannot be found"
Mortaneous> Error: Pants Not Found
Mortaneous> Error: Pants Denied
Lyme> Error: Pants Irretrievable.
Lyme> ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US.
* Quasadu gives lyme his pants, obligingly
* Lyme has Quas' pants.
Mortaneous> Error: Pants Corrupted, reinstall your stitching and try again
Grizz> lyme: check 'em for sqrrls
Lyme> "Error: Another program is accessing these pants."
Mortaneous> "Are you sure you want to delete these pants?"
Lyme> It's all part of my evil plan, you see.
Lyme> PM really stands for "Pants Machine".
Grizz> but lyme, you are supposed to be god
talyn> "damnit jim, i'm a doctor not a pair of pants" - Dr. McCoy
KILNA> Error 404: Pants Not Found
Lyme> Everytime someone talks in PM, new baby pants are born.
KILNA> Error 500: Pants Unavailable
Mortaneous> "The pants you are requesting cannot be reached at this moment"
Lyme> Pants: Choice of a new generation.
Quasadu> Error 505: Not Enough Mamory to Locate Pants
KILNA> We're sorry, the pants you have reached are disconnected or no longer in service.
Quasadu> Memory
Lyme> rofl, good un, Quas
Grizz> Mamory????
Lyme> Not enough mammary to locate pants.
KILNA> Please check your pants and try again.
Mortaneous> Disconnected: Connection to pants timed out
KILNA> Error 403: Pants Forbidden
Mortaneous> Closing Pants (excess flood)
Quasadu> Error 666: These Pants Have Performed an Illegal Operation and Will be Shut Down
Mortaneous> Connection reset by Pants
Lyme> File not found. Please reinsert pants and try again.
Grizz> You can not download these pants due to copyright restrictions
Quasadu> Your Pants Have Been Banned From This Site
Lyme> pants.scifi.net.
KILNA> DNS Error. Unable to locate server www.pants.com
Grizz> bears do not wear pants
Mortaneous> Person in Pants D:\ not ready Abort, Retry, Fail?
KILNA> Unable to mount device /dev/pants
Mortaneous> Saving Game, please do not remove pants from slot 1
KILNA> There's an easter egg in the software that I write for my day job. There actually is a pants not found error in the system
Mortaneous> Pants caused an Invalid page fault in module Kernel32 at registers.... Stack Dump....and must be shut down
KILNA> Fatal pants exception 000124EA in COOKNAKD.DLL

* Mnementh goggles at the error message on this site he just tried to access... "ERROR 1313... Your request cannot be processed at this time, as your request has caused a Fatal Error in module : Internet." OMG !!! I BROKE THE INTERNET !!!
CountessBoobula> Leave it to a dragon to break the internet...

HyperKinetic> See, I poke and he comes

* Ash42 pokes lyme with a cattle prod
ChiDoll> Lyme go beddy bye
Ash42> I know
Mortaneous> Ash.. she's out cold
Ash42> Sammy went beddy bye...
Ash42> sammy
* Ash42 grins evilly...EVIL I SAY!!!

ladmoe> Reincarnation won't catch on in the west: we're sick of repeats on TV as it is.

* AnotherLameName moves away from dead..i won't yank yer tail!
* Dead doesnt have a tail

* AnotherLameName yanks on hypers "tail "
HyperKinetic> :D

* AnotherLameName takes all pokey things away from dead

* Ash42 falls to his knees and tugs on Lewis' skirt....PLEASE! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!
* Lyme thinks SL isn't the type to wear a skirt
Sorlk-Lewis> Ash: 1) no SKIRTS!, 2) done with highschool
* Dainichi picks a scab on her leg and wonders how the frell that got there...
Ash42> well I couldn't very well say I was tuggin on your pants....I mean...C'MON!! I dont' wanna get the rep of a child molester

Ash42> how many times do I have to say it?!?!
Sorlk-Lewis> Ash: clearly, folks don't understand your Ash-inese
* GypsyJr read that as "ass-inese"

Skexy> everr check out ranklechick and his three legged cat?

* codeaddict thinks about possibly raping HYPER'S Scull NOW

codeaddict> that's hyper's problem? getting a hard wha????? Rofl

* Dawg sniffs the air
* Dawg turns and looks at Sunny
sundance> Come and get it
sundance> U know u want it
sundance> Oh man innuendo

Gameplayer2> I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it...I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

DaemonStorm> jc, thought you went thru the wormhole ???
John-Crichton®> Trying to, I'm stuck
* sundance helps John just to have a grope at his ass
John-Crichton®> lol
DaemonStorm> save the legs for me sunny d
* Bloodwynd just shakes his head.
* John-Crichton® tries to spread the legs as wide as he can
John-Crichton®> well that killed the room for sure
* HyperKinetic just looks oddly at JC
* Bloodwynd just shakes his head, again.
McJimmbo> DrPekker is good
McJimmbo> My bad i mean DrPepper
HyperKinetic> Riiiiight, Jim
Javio> Docter pecker?
John-Crichton®> I'm still on the turkey legs
McJimmbo> its a typing error
* Gibb¥® swings his dr pecker about
John-Crichton®> O_O
McJimmbo> it makes the world taste better
Gibb¥®> ok, that really killed the room

Nemo-X> Lyme, remember the : "Oh God, Doc, please, I have a wounded gerbil inside, so don't go crammin' your finger in there"

Lyme> Nobody loves my ass
Lyme> They just love the CONCEPT of my ass
* Chi-Doll grins... i love your ass, Lyme... ;)
codeaddict> I love lyme's ass
HyperKinetic> "We love Lyme, but more than Lyme we love Lyme's sweetass"
codeaddict> and also the concept of ass
Lyme> There is nothing special about my ass!
Lyme> And it certainly isn't sweet!
VoY> Lymey, if you go to scapercon2002, you bettah watch out... I'm gonna getcha
HyperKinetic> Come on Lyme, turn around and show us that wonderful thang
Qarc> Lyme you hike lots of stairs two by two?
* Lyme is going to be at scapercon, come hell or high water.
codeaddict> yeah there is lyme it's YOURS hehehehe
Dainichi> Lyme: Is it an ass? Then its special.
* Lyme chokes.
* codeaddict plays back that THANG up for lyme
Qarc> sweetness is a state of mind
Skexy> well, it's not our fault you forgot to coat it in frosting this morning
* Lyme turns 20 shades of red.
* Mnementh does the thin thong thing thang... WOOHAH !!! ;)
* Timinator laughs at all the ass talk...
* Mnementh dips a paintbrush in Lyme's embarrasment... Ooooohhh.... just the color I was looking for for Cap'n Kirk's blood... ;)
Lyme> Mnem... that's not my embarassment!
justRed-dammit> lymey: that wasn't mnem's paintbrush either... BWHAHAHAHA

Lyme> wtf... I hit a key... now I have a weird green blob in the middle of my keyboard...

daz> using the hand is one thing, an outside object is completely offensive behavior to me. No disrespect towards you at all..

Dainichi> Lymey...we're gonna halfa get you a dick one of these days.
Lyme> Only if it's attatched to a guy, and I get to keep it
Mortaneous> Lyme... sounds Bobbit-ish
Lyme> Course, you know me. I first read that as 'we're gonna haveta get you some dick one of these days'.
* Mortaneous looks down and covers up
Lyme> If we get divorced, I get HALF! *snicker*
Dainichi> That too.
Mortaneous> Ouch Lyme.. lol
Mortaneous> ...Prenuptual agreement on custody of the dick
Lyme> lol. Daini is playing Banky... oh, crap, does that make me Holden?
* talyn peeks out from pm and decides not to comment
Lyme> If I'm the female holden... quick, get me a lesbian to fall in love with...
Mortaneous> well... this conversation looks like it came right outta the ql
Evan> Just as long as I can be the speedy hooker Holden picks up.
Lyme> OR, rather, it would have to be a gay GUY...
Dainichi> Lyme is desten to fall in love with a lesibian whos been around the block a few hundred times...
Lyme> goddd.... I just misread that, too, as 'lesbian who's been around the dick a few hundred times'... jesus.
Lyme> I've got dick on the brain now, thanks Dain.
* Lyme is turning into penisboy! er.. girl.
Aaron> Later ((Scapers)) long Live the Grope-a-thon
Mortaneous> Lol Lyme... you need it bad
* Lyme takes up a fund to get herself laid.
* Lyme snickers the whole time

Dainichi> I'd probably the closes thing we have to cousin Walt in my family...I'm not gonna stick a gerbil up my ass...or a cat.
Lyme> hell... my mom flipped and thought I was gonna end up in a hotel room with some internal organs missing at scapercon... she believes that urban legends bullhockey.
Lyme> Now they're just like, 'Whatever. You're paying for it."
Mortaneous> sheesh Lyme.. if anything, you'd end up with extra organs inside you at a Scapercon
Dainichi> And do other stupid stuff.
Lyme> rofl... good point, MOrt
Dainichi> Extra organs that go in...and out..and...Oh, I'm not gonna keep on this line...
Skexy> more organs means more human
Lyme> Lymey's mom: "You're gonna fly. All the way to Cincy. And stay with people you don't know?"
Skexy> 'such plentiful organs'
Dainichi> Yes, more organs means more human!
Lyme> But, hey, I got to sleep with Dani. *snicker*

* Dainichi switches Skexy's liver with a GameSlave
Skexy> damn....
* Skexy switches dain's larynx with a kitten
Dainichi> *coughhackcough*Ow.*mew*

Dainichi> If I had superpowers, I'd use them to make toast.

HyperKinetic> Cloonie on Leno. I'd almost do that guy

* blackleatherchick drools over eryns asscaps!!!

Gibb¥®> "my penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it... fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut"

blackleatherchick> oh, I just gotta ding
Gibb¥®> LOL
blackleatherchick> SHITE!!!
* Gibb¥® gives blc his ding, lol
blackleatherchick> not again!!!
* blackleatherchick turns the colour of her hair
Aeryn Toon> i need something to differenciate, a ding would not get my attention.
blackleatherchick> lol that sounds bad too eryn
Aeryn Toon> Gibby quit showing off your ding

* blackleatherchick kicks her soundcard in the balls

* blackleatherchick is semi-lurking, feel free to kick me up the ass by saying blc, it'll get me to notice you guys
* Gibb¥® kicks blc up the arse for fun
blackleatherchick> DING!
* Gibb¥® runs
* blackleatherchick rubs her butt, and looks evilly at Gibs
* blackleatherchick chases after gibs and does a flying kick, landing a foot mark on his butt

blchick> OH, FRELL ME DEAD I think I broke the comp desk
* voodoo2 really isn't into that kind of kinky snuff film sort of action...

blackleatherchick> lol, my wav recording isn't going too well
blackleatherchick> eg. "Hi this is blackleatherchick.....and I'm...........FUCK"

* blackleatherchick is in the process of faking it
blackleatherchick> eepppp....making it
* Aeryn Toon is reminded of the Zhaan faking it wav now...
PauWow> hehe I was wondering what you were fakin' Rofl
* blackleatherchick is glad chi isn't here

blackleatherchick> "The radiation gives her photogasms, unless she's faking it, they can do that you know, hey Zhann, you fakin it?" Zhann "Nooooooo"

blackleatherchick> BYEBYE everyone
PREDATOR> cya blackleatherchick
* Aeryn Toon buh bye Chicklet
CheshireCat> seeya BLC
* blackleatherchick slobbers all over eryn, BWW, Pred and PAu before chasing a vision of nekkid crichton out of the door
*** blackleatherchick has quit IRC ((signed off)_)
* PREDATOR is slobbered on
Aeryn Toon> and visions of Nekkid Crichton's danced in their heads...
PREDATOR> o.o
* Aeryn Toon <--- contaminated as usual
Aeryn Toon> sorry..dunno where that came from!
* Aeryn Toon is 82.25% pure and innocent