* Dainichi still wants to see Papa Titus as Aeryn's dad. Well, mostly, I wanna see him push Crichton out of Moya, and then when Aeryn gives him THE LOOK, say "Don't worry, theres an air bag! WUSSY!"
Mnementh> ...so I thought, if I lit my farts, I could fly to the moon... or at least Uranus...but then I decided to use my penis as a pogo stick, and the free world was never the same...
Lyme> Hmm, I think if you died during sex it would be pretty happy
Lucien> unless of course...you dont finish....
Lyme> Yeah, and imagine how bad it'd be for the OTHER person!
SurfWidow> CAC, there was a science teacher at my high school who died happy.
SurfWidow> He was having marathon sex in a brothel in Thailand and he died during an orgasm.
* Scorpia has got to stop mis-reading things... she read "black leather chick" as "bladder chick"
KILNA> I think I'm going to do a flash animation of what I think the actual lyrics are to the german version of "Rock me Amadeus"
KILNA> I swear at one point he says "monkey c*nt"
CaptainAlyCat> You want to hear a funny.. I was in home depot buying some cable wiring.. TO network.. Anyhow.. I had all my suplies and this guy said hey you are gonna need a crimping tool and said yeah.. How much are those.. He said I can save you the money and come by and crimp those wires myself.. I was like did I guy just offer to crimp my wires
Lyme> Hey baybee, wanna crimp my wires?
* Lyme crimps Chi's wires.
* Chi·Doll enjoys it, twitching
BoobiePatutti> Lyme, can I crimp your wires when I ride you?
Lyme> oh, you can crimp my wires anytime
Lyme> Someone needs to hurt me when I get the urge to chibify things. Things that shouldn't be chibified.
* Lyme kicks a mental image of a Chibi Scorpy flashing the peace sign out of her head.
Lyme> AHHH!
Lyme> NOW HE'S WEARING A THONG!
AnotherLameName> )))))))))) mote (((((((((((((
sundance> ALN are u crushing Mote in your boobies?!?
Lyme> ALN is using tit-fu?
Louie> dang you guys are HARD to keep up with
* BoobiePatutti just read the "dang you guys are HARD" part
HyperKinetic> Faster, faster, faster!
BoobiePatutti> Faster, longer, more! Give it all to me baby!
talyn> louie, i was in pm so all i saw was:
Lyme> talyn, is that like, your version of the batsignal?
HyperKinetic> Yes, we're SO HARD
Ash42> solid as a rock
BoobiePatutti> We are hard...in my pants
Lyme> Hyper, please, please, PLEASE don't tell me you're using the royal we.
HyperKinetic> There's something hard... in muh pants
Lyme> We are hard... between the sheets.
* PhantomStark is hard.. ly believing this
BoobiePatutti> Lyme... *hump* happy b-day!
Mara> I don´ have hair on my chest, do you?
RadiantAeryn> No hair here.
RadiantAeryn> No hair. Let's have an orgy.
* BoobiePatutti pokes IriS
* IriS gooses Boobie
* BoobiePatutti likes it
* IriS knows
* BoobiePatutti gooses IriS back
* IriS likes it too
* BoobiePatutti knows it too
BoobiePatutti> Operation: Get Lyme Koodle-Boppy
* VoY laughs at Boobie and Lyme... you just know SOMEONE is going to post something on the BBoard about lesbian sex in here tonight.. LOL
BoobiePatutti> Orgy Orgy Orgy.....ORGY!
SunAeryn> lol gotta love BoyBands. lol
DelvianSeed> why not? they love each other
Mote> Your listening to KPORN, all sleezy hits all the slutty time
BoobiePatutti> Good ol' 94.9. No boybands. *huggles 94.9 and is groped by half the DJs probabaly*
Lyme> Now you're covered in Lyme juice. *snicker*
BoobiePatutti> I perverted the Lyme juice comment.
Lyme> good. That was intended, Boobie.
Lyme> Lyme? Perversion? In the same sentence? NEVER.
BoobiePatutti> ChiChi manipulated some lyme juice out of the hole in the lyme.
* BoobiePatutti cackles!!!!!!!
Ka`Leo> @.@
Lyme> lol
ChianaGray> hehehe
* DelvianSeed looks at lyme...."you're right...distortion and corruption are far better terms"
Lyme> pssst. It was SPIT.
Lyme> mucusmembranemucusmembranemucusmembrane
BoobiePatutti> Suuuuurrrrrrreeee Lyme. That's what I tell people when they ask why my hands are shiny.
Lyme> ... shiny hands?
BoobiePatutti> I-Man makes a Farscape refrence, then Chronical makes an I-Man meantion. It's just a big scifi love fest.
BoobiePatutti> Now, we just need Farscape to refernce one of them!
Lyme> It's a giant Sci-Fi circle jerk
BoobiePatutti> And Lyme, Chi better get that on her QL
* Lyme bows.
Lyme> Thankee, thankee. I'm here all week
* VoY licks lips... did someone say Circle Jerk?
* trekkittie ignores the talk of porn and thinks about veggietales
trekkittie> and the fact that larry is a giant phallic symbol
SunAeryn> lol trek....that's just as scary as porn talk.
~*~The LEXX Hate fest from yotz!~*~
hockey> its in the lexx news on #lexx
yotz> That show frelling sucks.
sundance> [5:13:27 AM]
yotz> L*XX sucks!
sundance> [5:13:27 AM]
BoobiePatutti> Ew, Lyme is getting new Lexx for her b-day. LOL
yotz> Someone give me a pulse rifle!
Lyme> I don't want lexx, I want koddle-boppy.
*** Wanker (CountessBoobula@ouja.aoxj.junv.oeoc.this.chat.server) has joined #farscape
Wanker> yotz?
yotz> yes, Wanker?
sundance> LOL Countess
* Lyme wanks the wanker.
* Wanker wanks the Lymey
Britannic> Be gentle, Lymie! It's sensitive.
* Lyme is now THE Lymey.
Lyme> I'm like The Mango
Lyme> You can't-a have-a The Lymey
* Lyme slaps her ass.
BoobiePatutti> You do know what you're getting for your birthday, right Lymey?
Lyme> Boobie, koodle-boppy?
Wanker> Nope! LEXX
yotz> Someone give me a pulse rifle!
Lyme> Oh, great, so I get softcore koodle-boppy on my tv.
Lyme> Kemper, you bastarde
Lyme> He's so bastardly he needs an e at the end of the word!
Lyme> ooo, peckermints.
Lyme> you can add that to your fishdicks and gymcocks and jingleballs.
Lyme> You eat the peckermints after your fishdicks so you'll have fresh breath!
BoobiePatutti> And you do squats on gymcocks
Lyme> Suck on a peckermint today *snerk*
BoobiePatutti> Suck my cockpit!
* Lyme snerks
* Lyme 's head explodes.
* Lyme crimps Boobie's wires.
BoobiePatutti> Oh!
BoobiePatutti> harder?
Lyme> lol
* Lyme falls off her chair
Chi·Doll> i was *coffcoff* "busy" when you said it, Dani... heheh...
AerynScully> john and aeryn sittin in a pod. k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes fighting, then comes kissin her lips, then comes a clone in the baby ship. Frellin all day, killin xalux at night, gettin radiation and turnin off the lights. SIGH.
Manny> as I know people say... "out like a boner in sweats"
AerynScully> manny..when he says the line "and do ...other things" he swings ..and stuff..its an obvious sex dance
Quasadu> To defend the defensless, to help the helpless, to defeat... the feetless...
RadiantAeryn> I JUST LICKED A BOOBIE!
RadiantAeryn> Lips off the mivonks!
RadiantAeryn> I wanna pee for Crichton.
* RadiantAeryn licks her lips
SilvrWolf> ok who holds their significant others member when he pees?
RadiantAeryn> I wanna lick johns you know what again.
Blackleatherchick> O_O
ChiDoll> O_O
TimINator> again, RA?!
RadiantAeryn> Again.
RadiantAeryn> Some guy came in as "johns you know what" so I licked him.
ChiDoll> *falls off her chair!*
* codeaddict gropes chi while she's DOWN
codeaddict> "Nice booooodeh.." in Chi's alien voice
* Blackleatherchick read that sooooo wrong.... "Codeaddict goes down on chi!!" O_O
* talyn runs around nekkid
* VolcanoShark throws a towel on talyn
talyn> hrm, whenever i run around nekkid ppl always throw clothes at me, if i didn't know any better i'd say that you guys don't like my nekkidness
ChiDoll> aw talyn, the girls are juss jealous b/c they can't have ya *giggles*
codeaddict> I don't throw clothes at ya talyn I throw money at ya
Lyme> Yah, talyn. We want yer bootay, but we know you only dig guys
talyn> chi, oh, so that's what it is
Lyme> So we're going to become lesbians to spite you
Lyme> C'mon, let's go to vermont and get hitched, Chi. *snicker*
ChiDoll> okay Lyme! *falls over*
codeaddict> no go to HAWAII Lyme hawaii's NICER
Lyme> Yeah, but Vermont's the only state that recognizes gay and lesbian marriages... or is it new hampshire? I always get em mixed up.
* Mnementh loves women so much, he's a lesbian trapped in a dwagon's body...
Lyme> And then we can go to Utah and marry someone else - CAUSE BIGAMY'S FUN!
codeaddict> Hawaii does TOO lyme
Lyme> It does, codey? Really, since when?
Lyme> last I heard, it was only Vermont
codeaddict> since when I went there like 2 years ago
Lyme> cool. Let's got to Hawaii then, cause it's warmer.
codeaddict> and you can get Lei'd TOO lyme
codeaddict> cause lets face it we ALL Wanna get Lei'd right guys?
Lyme> hitched and lei'd on a volcano, now that's a spicy a-meatball!
Lyme> Well SCOOTER MAH DAISYHEADS!
* Artist saw lotr 4 times
* Farenheit451theHottestHobbit high fives artist
* Artist does the fist-bump with the Hobbit
HyperKinetic> HobbitHumping?
* Frodo© has to work on his popups
* Blackleatherchick 's mind flew straight to the gutter
* Blackleatherchick breaks out a whip on chidoll, "Mush, mush Hurry up and get it up then!!" :)
Blackleatherchick> Eeeep, that sounds not quite right!!
Eryn Is A Geek Tzun> That's just not riiiiight
Frodo©> so your into s&M then???
EpsilonII> what's this? ChiDoll can't get it up?
Blackleatherchick> I think I forgot a word or two!!
Eryn Is A Geek Tzun> Chick was busting a whip out on ChiDoll
* Blackleatherchick hides her head to prevent further embarrassment
Blackleatherchick> I'm eventually going to choke, I keep putting my foot in my mouth
EpsilonII> ah foot fetish
Blackleatherchick> *sigh* not again
* Chi·Doll castrates her isp with a rusty SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
* Gibb¥© has been castrated with a rusty spoon before.. it wasn't a pleasent experience
Qarc> If I was a crimefighter, I'd wear a bullitproof tutu.....
krista> i LIVE in the middle of nowhere
EpsilonII> the middle of nowhere doesn't exist.......too many satellites
Ranganathan> what IS a drannit
Curufea> I had a drannit once, but the wheels fell off.
Lyme> Oy
Lyme> Oboe is right
Lyme> Scapers is like herding cats
dungchild> I want to be a herding cat! Do I get to nip heels? I always wanted to nip heels...
Curufea> Show me a man with a song in his heart - and I'll show you a man with an AM/FM pacemaker..
* Dainichi tries to be witty for Chi's QL.
Lyme> uhhhhh.
Dainichi> ...Eh...can't do it. My brain is too busy turning inside out on itself.
* Lyme falls over. AFK
Lyme> phone done scairt me.
Lyme> y'know, when you type the word 'phone' and it rings simultaneously, it makes me really even more paranoid.
RadiantAeryn> I'm 20, married, and I have 20 hamsters.
RadiantAeryn> 2. *LMAO*
* Lyme is scairt of RA
RadiantAeryn> 2 hamsters, not 20
Lyme> Oh, okay
Lyme> now I'm not as scairt.
Lyme> 20 hamsters... you freeeeeeeak.
RadiantAeryn> I eat them.
Lyme> oh, okay.
SpiderVixen> ewww
RadiantAeryn> I meant 2, not 20.
Lyme> hamstah eatah.
Bloodwynd> No eat the hamsters.
* Bloodwynd pouts.
Lyme> I like to bite their heads off.
* aughra remembers that Crichton said anything is good if it's stirfried
Lyme> Don't eat the hamsters, we need them to run the scifi server!
aughra> can we stir fry the kiwis too? Kiwis and hamsters....mmm-hmmmm!
SpiderVixen> Sidhesong......just saw your e-mail to the NO group....start walking now...every day....and you will be in pretty good shape by Halloween
Lyme> excercising... that's something my mom says I need... I think she means exorcising, tho...
Lyme> I was watching tv today, and that kung pow commercial came on, with the cow going all matrix-style, and my dad goes, 'What the hell did that cow just shoot at that guy?' and my mind SOOOOO took that to dirty places and I was laughing so damn hard I scared the dogs.
Lyme> And then I was like, 'It was *MILK*' and then started cackling again thinkin about other shooty white stuff.
Lyme> Tryin not to laugh at work when a manager told a guy he needed to 'raise his bottom'... and it's not meant THAT WAY... she meant raise the bottom shelf... but, well, you can guess where my mind took that.
Lyme> And then later when I overhear 'People been tellin me to put stuff in holes all day' followed, 30 seconds later, by 'IT WON'T FIT!' in the stock room...
Lyme> UNDERPANTS!
* Lyme raises her fist to the sky triumphantly.
EpsilonII> I don't get why middle aged golfers wear their pants up around their collarbones. Any clues?
EpsilonII> and they usually need a volume knob
RadiantAeryn> Because their balls will be loose?
John-Crichton> whoa Chi you lost your dot
John-Crichton> O_o
ChiDoll> i gave it up proudly. *snerk*
John-Crichton> must be tough giving up you period....um wait a minute....that's not right....O_o
John-Crichton> Rygel don't aim your butt at Yoda he has a cane and he'll us it too :p
AerynScully> WEEEEHAAA doooogie! ty my little fruit bottom JC
Demon42> chick? you an ignant lil sheila?
Blackleatherchick> LOL bush-whacking aussie shiela
some “interesting” scifi.com chat channel topics:
"I have to have an MRI tomorrow I couldn't think of the name of it today when i was telling my teachers i'd be absent... i called it an mp3"
"cheese is good, and so is our site"
"The Bible tell us: NOW, GO enjoy chatting. It's such fun! It's good companionship. But if you feel uneasy, disconnect from the server. Don't even hesitate. The Holy Spirit will tell us, and we MUST OBEY INSTANTLY. Do not hesitate."
"O_o w00t do you mean the server is unstable?"
"CAUTION! LOW FLYING TAXIS!"
"The Lord Kicks Ass In Mysterious Ways"
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