EpsilonII> IF you call a pizza place from a cell phone, and outrun the truck for 30 minutes, do you get it free?
* Stevepalmer is a little upset that he will miss the ranger movie
* Ranganathan will be at casablanca with MARS during the ranger movie
Ranganathan> yeah, the pink b5 rangers
Ranganathan> they live for the one, they like die for the one... ya know
Lyme> ... okay, i don't know what the HELL my dad is watching, but I just heard this from the tv - "Dildos. They're cute, they're loveable." o_0. Not exactly the words I'd uh, use...
* T-Minus-10 notices his license to speak ghetto has just expired, "Darn. I'm white again."
* Blackleatherchick is back, what u guys been p to while I was away??
AerynScully> well blc, few folks looked in your dressing room, i held you to the sky and told you about your destiny as pride of the lions..
Lyme> My online name is spelled 'Lyme' but pronounced Ecki ecki ecki pTANG zoop BOING!
Lyme> You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... A HERRING!
Ash42> I like my peanut butter without toes, tyvm
EpsilonII> It's kinda like masturbating with a cheese grater...you tire of it sooooo quickly
* reddogjack puts on a shirt, places a feather in each sleeve and flaps his arms and runs around the room trying to get airbourne
* reddogjack climbs on the sofa, hops in the air yelling "I'm Flyi.................... OW!"
* codeaddict pies hyper so that he has 2 pie boobies
codeaddict> hyper has PIE BOOBIES
* HyperKinetic grabs codeaddict and smooshes her face in his pie cleavage
codeaddict> MY oh MY hyper what big BOOBIES you have
* Ash42 wonders just what he came back to....WTF? O.O
* codeaddict lickles hyper's ENORMOUS Pie BOOBIES
* HyperKinetic licks his pie tittahs
HyperKinetic> Come code, partake some more of my bountiful pie boobs. [smoosh]
codeaddict> LOL what about the cherry nipples?
codeaddict> you can NEVER have enought cherry nipples
Red-Fraggle> "I like a man with a SHINY WAXED HEAD."
* Lyme sees Mnem go
* Mnementh pees on TPTB at HensonCo... For holding out the last 4 eps for almost a year, and for trying to steal "SCAPER"...
* Mnementh notes that Lyme's conscious hallucinations are not nearly as disturbing as her subconscious sexual fantasies... BTW Lyme... Have you found a supplier for those winged monkies you wanted ?
* Mnementh waggles his 17" long forked tongue at AS >~~~~~~( ; Mnem
* ChiDoll flirts with Lyme
* Lyme swaggers around being all manly.
* codeaddict gropes the Dragon
* Lyme does Chi. That's as close as I get to flirting.
codeaddict> oh Mne you SOOOOOOO Know me
* Mnementh pushes button on his keyring...Neon sign flashes...
* Mnementh WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!! WOOHOO !!!
ChiDoll> woooooooo! heehee
AerynScully> mne....close your eyes, this wont hurt a bit
AnotherLameName> dude, if his tongue is that long, lets think in proportions here
Lyme> ROFL, ALN!
ChiDoll> LMAO!
* Mnementh closes his eyes for lovely AS...
AerynScully> proportion smortion.....girl....back away...i got some lovin to get
* ChiDoll 's mind wanders... uh... whoa... O_O
* nPn wonders how long until the 17" becomes 17'
* Lyme snerks and falls off her chair
AnotherLameName> that would split ya where the good lord already did!
AerynScully> 0.0
Lyme> LMAO!
ChiDoll> O_O
AerynScully> hey..um
* codeaddict gropes chi until she COMES to
* Lyme snerks
AerynScully> mne....ever see boogie nights?
* Lyme falls over s'more.
codeaddict> wha????????
ChiDoll> WOOOOOO codey!!
AerynScully> DAMN boy...you put derk to shame!!
ChiDoll> ROFLMAO!!!
codeaddict> oh COME on you Two you KNOW what I meant
Mnementh> AS - yeah... Thanks, BTW... ;)
HyperKinetic> Riiiiight
* codeaddict just shakes her head
Lyme> this had all better be going on a QL.
EpsilonII> of course Mnem saw boogy Nights...he was the little blonde on the rollerskates
codeaddict> oh DAMN its going ot the QL
HyperKinetic> Of course it is, code
* codeaddict stays quiet from NOW on
Sidhesong> there was a little blonde on roller skates?
* talyn peeks out of pm were there's smoke there's debauchery...
Lyme> Pfft, codey. You should know that the quotecatchers are EVERYWHERE.
Lyme> They're like the CIA.
AerynScully> sorry talyn..the smoke is comin from me
ChiDoll> "i got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key"
AerynScully> blame it on mne..
AnotherLameName> mne set her on fire... he farted
* Mnementh grrrrs softly at Eps... Say what you will, but hey... I do manage to keep acca happy... few could claim that. ;)
codeaddict> chidoll's ROLLER Girl from that movie?
AerynScully> but a little hint next time....when the tent is rockin, dont come a knockin!
ChiDoll> i WISH codey!
ChiDoll> er...uh...i mean...
EpsilonII> I still maintain the CIA is not that bright.......no intelligent person uses a BLACK Hi-Liter!
codeaddict> you'd wanna DO roller girl's what you meant right
AnotherLameName> suuure they do!
* Lyme cackles and points.
ChiDoll> that's exactly what i mean, codey!! LMAO!
AerynScully> Never ever get drunk when wearing a hooded sweatshirt ALN...cause eventually you'll think someone is right behind you
talyn> black hiliter?
* Mnementh giggles... "Well, I was just about to grab my coat and hat, when she caught my eye and I put them back... Oh, I fell in love with a Roller Derby queen... " ;)
AerynScully> no no...im the DAIRY queen ...but thanks anyway.. LOL
* ChiDoll puts on her rollerskates and skates around the room
* ChiDoll promptly falls on her ass...cuz she dunno how to skate. *snerk*
* Mnementh pouncehugglelickleslurps Chi...
codeaddict> oh POOR chi
* codeaddict massages chi's TUSHY for her
Caligula> From the makers of Blackula, Blackenstien, and the Blunch Black of Bloter Blame..its Black Hitler!
ChiDoll> woooooooo!!!
* Mnementh "massages Chi's sore bottom...
codeaddict> I'm just HERE to HELP I'm a HELPER
codeaddict> HEY GET it LINE mne
* ChiDoll hugglelickletickles Mnem back and pulls codey into it *snicker*
Sidhesong> ChiDoll..I was just thinking that I can't skate or I'd join you!
HyperKinetic> Code, do you have stairs?
AerynScully> i thought they were called prostitues, not helpers..
Lyme> I used to be able to rollerskate
Lyme> Waaay back when before they had rollerblades
* Mnementh wraps arms and wings around Chi and Codey ... sounds of huggling and smooching emanate from within... ..Ohhh... HELLO THERE ! HOWWWWLLLLLL !!! *Mnem unfurls his wings as he falls away backwards, leaving her standing there, grinning wickedly... *THUDDDDDDDD!!!
* ChiDoll ain't never been able to skate! heehee
codeaddict> WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
codeaddict> but's who's the HER left standing?
* codeaddict giggles
* ChiDoll has a phobia of falling on her ass...and on her face... frell, i can't walk in tennis shoes! and i try to put wheels on the bottom of shoes?? o_O
Bug> BONER!
* Lyme smax Bug.
* Bug ow. My boner was smax'ed.
AerynScully> Hail Mary, full of grace...cmon...say it with me
HyperKinetic> it with me
Lyme> Lymbi... I'm either an 80's playboy centerfold or Gumbi's evil twin.
Hamburglar> ok.. tell me something
AerynScully> (whispering...yeah?)
Hamburglar> if you went camping and woke up naked, covered in butter flavor crisco .... would you tell anyone?
AerynScully> that depends..is there anyone there to tell?
Hamburglar> hehehe
Hamburglar> most would say "no" .. then the reply is " want to go camping?"
PauWow> I always wake up naked covered in......oh nm
AerynScully> im a smart one, charlie brown...dont let the cat-closet stuffing fool you
Aaron> Holy cow! I have a nipple! I just found it! heheheheheehehehehehhehe
Lyme> I'm so dead sexay, you'd commit necrophilia.
* BoobiePatutti honks Lyme so she can hear orgasmic car sounds
Dainichi> well then, I wanna hug the Biology teacher who shares a class room with my biology teacher.
Dainichi> Everytime she walks into the room, I swear I hear "Hot For The Teacher" playing.
Lyme> maybe I'm psychotic, but I swear the guy singing this song is saying 'everybody needs a bosom for a pillow'.
Dainichi> My god, Claudia Black is more then hot, she's "Spank-me-mommy-I've-been-bad" hot.
* Dainichi gives the tv the finger as it airs a commerical for DSL, then furously gropes her cable modem..."Was it good for you?"
Lyme> "We're gonna play truth or boob! I pick boob!"
AdmiralAlyCat> My initials make the sound of gagging
AdmiralAlyCat> AAC
* TeddyDwagon turns the Giganto-Ray on the fruitfly... giggles as its "package" grows inordinately large, and we see this little flying pecker buzzing around, frelling the typo faeries till they drop...
Lyme> "We're gonna play truth or boob! I pick boob."
AerynScully> well except for the wonderful, amazing epsilon...my hero.
EpsilonII> you don't get out much, huh?
AerynScully> not really.
EpsilonII> Wil Shatner quit working for Travelocity
EpsilonII> too many people kept buying "Him" one way tickets elsewhere
voodoo> That would be a really cool idea for a celebrity charity fundraiser... "Send Bill to (insert name of airport)"
voodoo> People would keep sending him to the local airport for Hell, MI, I think...
Lyme> Hyper, but aren't J/A just so CYOOT! *giggle*
* Lyme gags on her own vomit and dry heaves.
Lyme> That did not come out of my mouth, I swear to god
Lyme> that was the ultrashippy sappy fangirl speaking
Lyme> talyn is diggin around in hyper's batmanuel underoos, daini. That's all.
codeaddict> I've got Balls the Size of watermelons
* Violette-Frost laughs as she is hosed by Eppy
* Xenos© plays with his half staff
GypsyJr> Xenos, do that in private ;>
EpsilonII> someone had a heart attack during sex, and their partner didn't find out for three days?..........Yay, Rigor Mortis!
Lyme> yup, that's the way I'm gonna go. OR maybe in a fiery explosion
Dainichi> What, a heartattack during sex, Lyme?
Lyme> Nope
Lyme> dead in my home for 3 days without nobody knowing. And prolly having my corpse feasted upon by my doggie.
GypsyJr> yummy.
GypsyJr> I hear people taste just like chicken. Except gamier.
* Dainichi really doesn't care much how she goes, just as long as I don't die like Elvis
Lyme> On the toilet leaving a floater, Daini?
Dainichi> Couldn't have said it better meself, Lyme
EpsilonII> if caught "screwing" most of the images at "rotten.com".....you would then be a "feature item @ murman
sex-icon> has anyone met ben browder at a con
ceallaig> sex -- I did
codeaddict> I have sex
* MrDNA giggles like Pop N. Fresh
BoobiePatutti> NO SEX ON THE LIPS!
* John-Crichton can't blink at all damn coffee
GypsyJr> that's a sign you've had too much JC.. that and blinking so fast you put hummingbirds to shame
* Stealthy puts a hand on red's leg
* justRed-dammit removes stealthy's hand..
* Dawg bandages the bloody stump
Lyme> I'm so butch I'm applying for a permit to carry a penis.
Lyme> And every time I drop the soap in the shower, I can't help but snicker.
BoobiePatutti> Only tests I flucked in school outside of Algebra were those damn vision and hearing tests.
Lyme> flucked, Boobie?
Lyme> FLUCK YOU!
* BlackLeatherChick has a puppy who brings shoes into the middle of the floor and drops them just for attention
BlackLeatherChick> LOL AS!
AerynScully> awwww blc, i do that too.
AerynScully> sometimes, you know..people just dont listen.
Bug> could you tell me what skullffuckery is?
Lyme> Pfft, that thing we just did for like, 3 hrs.
Lyme> Bug, I could show you if I had a penis and you had a glass eye.
DrSandor> Awwww, Ash, now I'm combining Matrix and porn movie images...
TIL> "He's got this awful flowering disease, he's a bloomin' idiot"
Dainichi> Server went "Glugglugaaccckkkgluggglugg-*pause*rumblerumble*steady hum*"
Elnea> Today my son gave me the ultimate compliment any woman can ever hear...I also now feel I am truly a Scaper
Elnea> He said to me, "Mommy, your boobies look like a butt crack"
* Eryn Tzun groans and leans down into he tree to get the box of snacks
* Frodo® Nibblet takes his hand out eryn's pocket when she starts to groan
* Eryn Tzun gives Gibby a boot to the head.
Ka`Leo> And we all know which head....
Eryn Tzun> could'a been a boot to the....
Eryn Tzun> Soprano Nibblet!
Frodo® Nibblet> O_O
Eryn Tzun> one boot to the "head" instant falsetto for life.
Frodo® Nibblet> *mental note: never place hands in Eryn's pockets again*
Eryn Tzun> That's right! He can be taught!