Mote> I just need an excuse like rain
Mote> "I couldnt plant your bulbs today, it was raining"
Chi-Doll> ooo... whose "bulbs" were you planting there, Mote? ;) hmmm?
Mote> Light Bulbs, Chi, I plant them in the winter and they grow streetlights in the spring

PauWow> hey whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Mote> Um... salt content?
PauWow> beer nuts sell for a dollar ninty nine, but deer nuts are usually under a buck!

PauWow> I have my picture in the news couple times as a child
PauWow> now its only at the post office doh
Mote> I think I saw that one Pau...
PauWow> yeah, nice likeness
Mote> It said wanted... PauHobbit.... may be armed with deadly bow!
Mote> Dont worry, I ripped that one off the wall... consider it a birthday gift!
PauWow> oooh ty!
Eryn Tzun> *thuck* owww i've been smurfed!
PauWow> heheeeeeeeeeeeee
Mote> "Smurfed?"
Eryn Tzun> She's a smurf too
PauWow> yeah, Delvian Hobbit, otherwise known as a Smurf
Eryn Tzun> so when she hits somwone with an arrow, she smurfs them lol

* ChiDoll castrates Kemper with a rusty bottle opener.
Lyme> oh, owie
Lyme> woman, I like the way you think. C'mere *hump*
ChiDoll> wooooo!
* ChiDoll humps Lyme back
Lyme> but gotta use protection
Lyme> last time god humped someone there was an immaculate conception
Lyme> Chi bares the baybee Jeebus!
Lyme> er, bears
Lyme> not bares. Cause that would be child porn.

ceallaig> Wit -- you do know they refrigerate the speculum first ...

Manny> lol thanks CHi...is that like that time when that 13 Ghosts pop up occured and I thought it was an extradimensional being trying to enter our dimension through my computer?

WITGOB1> OMG - please - I am crossing my legs!
FrooniumRicky> for once, wit?
WITGOB1> Now that is so cruel Froon

* AdmiralAlyCat is wet?

* Dainichi now has a wav from MST3k of the guy in a short film going, "In Southern Texas, there is another problem" and Crow going "Texans."

* Lyme now has a mental image of Bug gathering everyone in the house's attention and then saying, "Public Service Announcement: I'm feeeling gassy. Thank you."
Bug> Nah. I'd do this:
Bug> "Public Service Announcement:" *fart* "Thank you!"

Bug> Chocolate sauce is not a safe lubricant. Powdered sugar is not a lubricant at all. Never pour honey on a hairy man. Never go parking in a car on a hill. Never fool around in a rolling chair. And remember, it's rude not to swallow.

* Gibby Nibblet sits in the rafters and plays with his pulse rifle...
Chi-Doll> oooooo is *that* what you call it? ;)
* Eryn Spoiled Tzun is not gonna go there
Eryn Spoiled Tzun> well at least he didn't "name" it
sundance> That's Ben my pulse pistol
* Gibby Nibblet is playing with Ben ( doesn't sound right)
John-Crichton> just as long as he fires blanks it's okay
Eryn Spoiled Tzun> KOFF KOFF
* Gibby Nibblet throws Ben back down to Sunny and smiles

* trekkittie is hearign cops in her head 'put down the spoon and step away from the ice cream'

Lyme> wanna hear something scary?
Lyme> Once, I was normal.
Lyme> I hope that frightens all of you
Lyme> you can tellthat story to your chillun to scare em into being good
Lyme> 'Be good or you'll end up like LYMEY!'

* HyperKinetic looks at Spi looking at the TV, seeing him watch firefighters and hearing him say something about "men in uniforms" and wanting to slide down "THAT pole"

Bug> Poo.
Chi-Doll> Sex.
Dainichi> Cat.
* Chi-Doll was about to combine the three words in a sentence... but thought better of it... heh.
Dainichi> Ewwww.
Lyme> POO SEX CAT!
Chi-Doll> CAT POO SEX?
Lyme> rofl
Lyme> I am so easily amused
Dainichi> Sex cat pooooo.
Lyme> Sexy cat poo.
Dainichi> Hehe.
Chi-Doll> pooey cat sex
* Lyme falls over.
Lyme> Catty poo sex.
Lyme> I am literally lmao irl here
Lyme> this is sad rofl

BlackLeatherChick> You know you watch too much farscape when...... You offer oral sex for a new episode

BlackLeatherChick> How'd the chat on SUnday go... I missed it
jay> so did i...i dropped in around 11-11.30pm i think it was ...there was still like 20 odd people there
jay> um..20 plus people...would prolly have sounded better
jay> tho 20 odd people in a farscape chat is probably more correct

Trelane> I bet someone in this room is saying "Ooh, what a loverly idea, I think I'll get my penis a sweater."
Trelane> "Perhaps my penis would appreciate a cloak, or a beanie, maybe a Jimmy hat. Made from mink, or the fur of a large rat."
Trelane> Maybe my penis would like to have glasses, for it only has one eye. Without a pair of glasses, it won't see just quite right.
talyn> o.O
GypsyJr> O_O
ChiDoll> o_O
GypsyJr> It's a penis fashion show...
Trelane> Maybe I'll have a turtleneck for my penis, but then I think not. Being not circumcised, I dinnae think I should get my penis too hot.
Trelane> This would make a fantastic song.
* SWolf75 twitches and falls over
Trelane> C'mon, everybody!
Trelane> The enthusiasum in this room is underwhelming.
GypsyJr> innit though?
GypsyJr> *snicker*
Trelane> EVERY SPERM IS SACRED!
sundance> No no...from the resteraunt
Trelane> Mr. Creosote.
sundance> Just before that
* trekkittie walks in with chocolate ice cream very confused
talyn> trekkittie, i've been here the whole time and i'm confused too LOL
Trelane> Trekkittie, I made a song.
Trelane> About how to clothe my penis.
GypsyJr> we're all kinda stupefied :>
* Trelane gives trekkittie a sacred gift.
* trekkittie throws ice cream at trelane
trekkittie> i hate penises!!!!!!!!!

Bug> Red, yer a nut.
Bug> A left nut.
* Dainichi has started calling people at school pervy hobbit fanciers. And monkey lovers, but that's only for my friend Charlie, cuz he IS a monkey lover.
justRed-dammit> oooo.. will you be the right nut so that i can rub against you in tight clothing?

justRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time and make sure that what was to become of brittney spears ran down her daddy's leg!

HyperKinetic> code, at least do me a favor and poke me with handsome nekkid guys. I'd appreciate a George Clooney or Antonio Banderas, TYVM

* Bug is cybering with..er..Hyper.
HyperKinetic> Bug... you're HelgaThePainGoddess? ;)
* Bug is!
HyperKinetic> Wow, I didn't know you were that kinky
Bug> Sorry about the teddy bear up the bum.
DrSandor> I just got the worst image
* Bug laughs!!!!
MrDNA> what, doc, the porcupine who auditioned for the snuggles part?
DrSandor> hee hee
HyperKinetic> Ooh, I just slammed my fist on the desk laughing. I hadn't done that in a long time :)
MrDNA> "i'm snuggly sawft"

CodeBreaker> I'm telling you guys, there should be a Red Dwarf/Farscape crossover fan fic. I mean, I don't see why not./
Lyme> there already was.
Lyme> I've seen it.
CodeBreaker> It's not like "Farscape" isn't crazy enough.
CodeBreaker> Lyme, where?
Lyme> don't remember where, but I know I saw it
Von2000> John Crichton and David Lister, what a combo
Lyme> Pilot and Holly would get on fabulously
CodeBreaker> John- I am so glad to see another human! Lister- Sorry, but I don't hang that way.
ChiDoll> ::i'm gonna eat you little fishie...i'm gonna eat you little fishie...i'm gonna eat you little fishie...:: =^..^= *giggle*
CodeBreaker> Aeryn- Frell me. Cat- Was that an invitation?
Von2000> You know everyone would want to take a swing at Rimmer
Lyme> No way. Cat would go after Chi.
sundance> Rimmer and Rygel
Lyme> Ew! I just got mental image of Rimmer/Rygel porn
* ChiDoll ish glad she's logging ^_^
SWolf75> ewww, lyme
sundance> Kyten and Crichten
Von2000> Oh yeah Rimmer would get along quiet well with Rygel
CodeBreaker> Aeryn- At least there's one thing I like about you. Lister- What's that? Aeryn- Your cannon. (takes Lister's cannon)
sundance> Kryten would love the DRDs
sundance> Ohhhh scutters
CodeBreaker> (on Lister and John) Rygel- Pathetic, aren't they? Rimmer- My thoughts exactly.
Lyme> But Rygel's nostrils don't flare like Rimmer's
CodeBreaker> sun, the scurriers and the DRDs would get along just great.
sundance> Yes they would
CodeBreaker> Aeryn- Crichton? Kryton- Yes, madam? Aeryn- Not you, Kryton, the other Crichton. Crichton- Yeah?

* GypsyJr flings peas at Kemper
* BoobiePatutti read that as "flings pee at Kemper"
Lyme> you could've flung poo.
GypsyJr> I could have.. but I'm not a monkey

* GypsyJr took German in HS.. fun to speak a language that makes you sound like you're hacking up pleghm

GypsyJr> Yeah. Lucifer.... go hunt down small animals (or children *koff*) if ya want blood

* Dainichi has heard tale that Anth sometimes walks around the set without the bottoms of the D'Argo suit on...with little kangaroo boxers..yea, it probably makes him more comfertable, but just remember that scene between Chi and Ryg in OOTM...poor Ben
Lyme> Nothing like being groped by a pantless luxan.
Dainichi> He was probably wearing pants just for that scene. Not the whole uniform, but pants at least. I hope.

* chickwithtofu has always believed that sex is between the ears

BoobiePatutti> Fuzzy underwear.....for the feeling of your hairy lover's pussy on those oh so long business trips.

Bug> I need to buy a bed. Chibi, wanna come to Badcock with me tomorrow?
Bug> I'll let you snigger at hte name.
Lyme> ...O_o
Red-Fraggle> BAD COCK!
Red-Fraggle> NO head!
Lyme> I imagine they get lotsa prank calls.
Red-Fraggle> it's "Badcock and MORE"
Lyme> oooh, are the balls naughty too?
Red-Fraggle> "I have a bad cock, could you beat it into submission for me?"

* EndersShadow looks at DNA once again and offers a carrot
MrDNA> oooh! carrot!
* MrDNA gratefully takes the carrot and munches merrily
* MrDNA mumbles between bites "thank you, enders"
EndersShadow> HEY! that carrot was special, and you're EATING??? it!!!
MrDNA> there are other uses for carrots?
legalbeagle> enders: as freud said, sometimes a carrot is just a carrot
MrDNA> DON'T ANSWER THAT, YA SICKOS!!!
* EndersShadow should NOT have read the hobbit diaries last night
Lyme> Ask a hobbit.
Lyme> They'll tell you ALL about carrot uses.

Lyme> uh. I don't wear underwear in public. Unless the building's on fire and I have no pants.
Lyme> WAIT
Lyme> THAT sounds wrong!
Lyme> I *do* wear underwear!
Lyme> It's just under my clothes!

Bug> WEENER DOGS!
Red-Fraggle> CROTCH SWEAT!
Bug> Ew.
* Red-Fraggle snickers.
Bug> You're a bucket.
BoobiePatutti> BOOBIE JUICE
Red-Fraggle> You're a... poo.
Bug> You're a toilet paper roll holder.
Red-Fraggle> You're an ardvark.
Bug> You're a tampon.
Red-Fraggle> Used or new?
Bug> Uh.
Mortaneous> I wonder what the hell I just walked in on
Bug> You're a lollypop.
Red-Fraggle> You're a fart cicle.
Bug> You're a Sam-fart.
Red-Fraggle> You're a Simmon-poop.

RadiantAerynSun> Your scratching my pubic hair, not birthing a horse!

Tatsumaki> So, I've always wanted to know this...
BlackLeatherChick> yeah
Tatsumaki> Are your globes South-side up?
Tatsumaki> that sounded bad
BlackLeatherChick> nope
Tatsumaki> North side up, huh?
Tatsumaki> Wait a minute! In the middle?!

Dainichi> #Farscape: Bring Your Own Straightjackets and Booze, We'll Provide The Nookie.

midnightlady> A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She
midnightlady> stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair
midnightlady> cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her,
midnightlady> "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She
midnightlady> says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

Lyme> "What's good?" "WOMAN!" "What's better?" "TWO WOMAN!" "What's even better than that?" "... FIVE WOMAN!"

CACTUS-TEC-151> a friend of mine got into that ..he just got a cable modem to ..i dident see him for 5 months until i stoped by his house ....he turned into a carpenter in everquest and built houses and stuff
CACTUS-TEC-151> we thought he died

BoobiePatutti> ought53ut5o4thq43o8uhfgoujujkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoip65iofgoh ffgohuporohuttutiu
Lyme> ... the hell, Boobie?
BoobiePatutti> pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
SparklyPurpleBabe> Dani?
Lyme> ....?
Lyme> Boobie?
BoobiePatutti> Damn cat.
Lyme> Kitty on the keyboarD?
Lyme> your cat likes pee.
BoobiePatutti> Everyone, meet Lucifer, my kitty.,
Lyme> It should hook up with bug.
SparklyPurpleBabe> the dreaded cat on the keyboard *LOL*
Quicksilver> satan is a cat??
BoobiePatutti> That was his hello to y'all.
Lyme> Yes, that's right, folks. God, Satan, and Lucifer will all be living in the same house.
KimberlyBlue> is satan a cat or are all cats satan? clarify!!
Lyme> We're working on trying to figure out how to stop existence from negating itself
* Dainichi knows how to stop existence from negating itself!
Dainichi> I need 400 rolls of duct tape, about 10000 sticks of bubble yum, some MST3k tapes, crack skittles, and...Claudia Black.

* justRed-dammit comes back in smelling of kiwi/lyme shampoo, fresh ripened raspberries body wash, and seabreeze... ahhh... feels goood.. :)
Lyme> Dood. I have my own brand of shampoo now?
Lyme> Why am I not recieving royalties?>
justRed-dammit> i know not lymey...
Dainichi> Lyme, if Aerosmith has a cereal, then God has a shampoo.
Lyme> Ugh, I need a lawyer.
PhantomStark> Lyme> Dood. I have my own brand of shampoo now? *plunges into Photoshop*
Lyme> oh god.
Lyme> I'm being photoshopped!
Lyme> I think that officially makes me a popculture subculture icon

EpsilonII> farx got a really neat Boxer. Now when I drive them around, He can stick his head out the window. It always looked pretty stupid when I did it

Ash42> ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with, I just want your extra time and you *smoochsmoochsmoochsmooch* kiss
Ash42> I want to be your fantasy..and baby, you can be mine
ChiDoll> Ash is on a Price kick again... heehee
Ash42> you can leave it all up to me...we can have a good time
Ash42> don't have to be rich to be my girl
Ash42> dont' have to be cruel to rule my world
* Ash42 puts on the assless yellow suit and gets funky with the funny shaped guitar

AdmiralAlyCat> Resistance is futile..
LeCygne> Futility is Resistible. Never Say Die. Never Say Never.
TIL> I am Drunk of Borg: Resistance is floor tile.
AdmiralAlyCat> LOL
TIL> I am Futon of Borg: Borgie go nap nap now....
LeCygne> I am Bjorn of Borg: Mama Mai!!!!!

Ka`Leo> Flying penis cross section pics

Lyme> I NEED CHOCOLATE gODDAMMIT
Quasadu> what does a chocolate goddammit look like?
Lyme> Quas, it's got horns.
Quasadu> horny chocolate?
Lyme> hee.
Lyme> It's got horns that taste like orgasm.
Quasadu> horny orgasm chocolate

Lyme> giggity giggity giggity gig.
* Lyme channels Quagmire.
Dainichi> Quagmire and Hesh need to go crusin for babes.
Dainichi> "GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITY! Hey babee!" "HESH WANTS SOME SEX! Hey baby, give Hesh some SEX!" "GIGGITY!" "Yea, GIGGITY! GIVE HESH SEX!"

Dainichi> Nature has Scapers on speed dial.
* Lyme does not have to pee. Haha
* Red-Fraggle puts a funnel in LYme's mouth and pours in some exlax.
Red-Fraggle> Now you'll just have the squirts.

Red-Fraggle> I made clay nuts in biotech
Red-Fraggle> I'm so proud
Red-Fraggle> they were PINK
* Lyme misread that as 'biotch'.
Red-Fraggle> peptobismal pink
Red-Fraggle> BIO TECH
Lyme> I made clay nuts, biotch
* Lyme snickers
Red-Fraggle> I HAVE CLAY BALLS
Red-Fraggle> felt funny to sit on 'em. I did by accident last night.
Red-Fraggle> That was weiiiiiiird
Lyme> Poor Clay, does he know?
congo98> nice to know you have clay balls
Dainichi> Careful not to break them...
* Red-Fraggle about has a heart attack, thinking of a dude named Clay she knows.
Red-Fraggle> ewewewewwwwwwww
Red-Fraggle> I MEANT AS IN CLAY THE MEDIUM. And not medium as in psychic
* Lyme belches fire.
* Red-Fraggle roasts her weenie on it
Lyme> medium. Not Clay the Big or Clay the Ball.
Lyme> er, big.
Lyme> Great, now I got balls on the mind.
Red-Fraggle> grapes in a sac
Lyme> DAMMIT.
Lyme> I meant small.
* Lyme shoots herself in the head.

Dainichi> OH! SimJohn and SimAeryn got married!
Dainichi> But it's under her name, so his name is now John Sun, which I keep reading as "Johnson" as in...
Red-Fraggle> Harry Johnson.
Lyme> Aeryn really made Crichton her bitch.
Dainichi> Just wait till they have kids. Bwhahaha.

AerynScully> my friend janean is afraid to go to see QOTD with me cause, and i quote "dear lord, are we gonna be covered in your scaper friends?"

Ka`Leo> Doc, you have a valiant ass?
DrSandor> Er, it's never been called "valiant" Leo

*** Big Bunny B^tchslap has joined #farscape
Ka`Leo> }Hi{ BBB
Big Bunny B^tchslap> you motherfreller WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash42> that must be Eryn...yup
* Ka`Leo DIES laughing
Ash42> and WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Big Bunny B^tchslap> ya think? ROFL
HyperKinetic> LOL, what the frell?
BlackLeatherChick> LOL ERYN!!!
* Big Bunny B^tchslap POINGS around the room

HyperKinetic> And Chi, my buns make that weird sound a balloon makes when you rub it

IRON> can we start with me putting a peacock feather in your ass crack and doing a reverse backflip?
* BlackLeatherChick Runs up behind IRON and gives him a wedgeeeeeeeeeee ..Feel better NOW ?????

IRON> what is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't appear in the spelling of any state in the USA?
PhRoSt> q
IRON> DAMN YOU

NativeCharm> I had to pee
IRON> did you take down your panties when you went pee?
NativeCharm> of course, silly
IRON> did you take them down slowly?
NativeCharm> yes
IRON> did you move your booty back and forth over the toilet in a sexual way before you sat down?
BlackLeatherChick> O_O
ChiDoll > o_O
Ash42> O.o
Ash42> d00d...that ain't none of your business if I did or not

Dainichi> "How do you act surprised when customs finds things in your butt?"
HyperKinetic> Dainichi, customs always looks for stuff in my butt. I think they aren't really looking for drugs...

Ranganathan> gren: come on in and pull up a chair, welcome to the "i have no date on friday night" edition of farscape chat
Dainichi> The natives are restless...*arrow flies through the room and hits trusty #Farscape dartboard* Okay, more like pissed.
MrDNA> *shhhhhhhhh-THUNK!* message for you sir!


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