[HyperKinetic] My ass is not a piñata!

[Ranganathan] Ilove trying, very unsuccessfully, to talk about the taste of cum...

[Lyme] bibi Acca
[Lyme] OH wait ACCA
[accapella] yes Lyme sweetie
[Lyme] I need your addy cause I lost it, and dunno where to send my check for the broken bedpost
[Ash42] broken bedpost?!?!? geez lyme, if you wanted outta the handcuffs that badly why didn't you just say the codeword?!
[Lyme] Mention one broken bedpost and chat goes SILENT for 30 seconds straight
[Lyme] Ash, because I was with SCAPERS, that's why
[Lyme] There *is* no safeword
[Ash42] ah, yes....I keep forgetting that
[Lyme] We're hardcore *snicker*
* accapella has already told the stroy of the bed post - happened in New Orleans - go see pics if you like
[accapella] The New Orleans Scapefest : GO SEE THE PICTURES NOW AT http://members.tripod.com/noscapefest/id186.htm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Lyme] ACCA rofl that makes it sound worse
[Lyme] 'we broke the bedpost - AND TOOK PICS!'

[MANAML] what the hell this is weird cause im new to this chat room
[SoulBlade] its not weird cuz ur new, its always weird

[chemicalx] whoa somebody's pissin' rainbows...

[VampsterDoodle] 'what did you do at work today dear?' "well I updated the stocks in the mnorning, went to lunch and fucked the dog in the afternoon"

[Lyme] okay. I'm sorry, but, in the commercials where Crichton leans his head against Pilot's, I just wanna jump his bones.
[Lyme] and give him comfort nookie.
[Dainichi] You mean John, right?
[Lyme] YES.
[Lyme] There will be no jumping of pilot's bones
[Lyme] we don't even know if pilot has bones, come to think of it
[Dainichi] .......does Pilot HAVE dones?
[Dainichi] Er, bones

* buzzybme pops his head up "slurp" wonderin what he's missed :)
[talyn] O.O
[windfire] nothing. get back down there
* buzzybme gets back to work!
* Chaoswar hands buzz a vibro2000 try this
* talyn covers his eyes ].[
[Lyme] ooooo
* buzzybme whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

* IriS vows that someday she will make a movie called "Monkey Porn" and Lyme will be the lead actress in it.

[Dainichi] Looks like Jermiah Crichton and Silent Bob had a love child, Russell Crowe

[Lyme] I just got the mental image of ppl throwing hotel room keys at Frodo and Sam trying to kill them all

[Dainichi] d00d, I was watching the Frank DeCairo Oscar special the other night, and he said Moulin Rouge was like someone set Liberacie on fire and let him run through and Indian Resturant
[Dainichi] And seriously, I thought of Farscape.
[Dainichi] Because Farscape is like someone set Buck Rodgers on fire and let him run through a Van Goe painting

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[Xenos®] hiya Ka`Leo, whats up
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[Xenos®] hello Ka`Leo, doing okay
[PunkOMama007] O_O
[Lyme] follow the bouncing Leo

[Lyme] sex goats, and urine... it's your average night in #farscape
[Ash42] is that like sex and candy?
[Dainichi] "Would you do a sheep?" "No, of course not!" "No, I mean if you were a sheep." "Oh. Then yea, totally." "This guy's not one of us, he just said he'd screw a sheep!"
[Quasadu] yup.. sex, goats, urine.. gotta be #farscape
[Grizz] sex, goats and lesbian bassethounds
[VolcanoShark] goat candy?

[Ken-from-Chicago] NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Ken-from-Chicago] britney and justin have broken up!
[Ken-from-Chicago] what hope is there for love for us mere mortals?!
[Mote] GASP Ken!
[Mote] There is a GOD!
[ChiDoll ] wooooo! no children spawned from Britney and Justin!
[Mote] Nows my chance to put the moves on Britney
[Mote] "HAY gurl... WASSUP"
[ChiDoll ] ewwwwww! o_O Mote! why would you want that?!
[Mote] She's loaded and she has a soft head ChiDoll

[Mote] I want my foreskin back...

[Dainichi] You know, I honestly think John's obession with wormholes came about because he ran outta lube.
[Dainichi] John: "Damnit! I'm outta lube! What am I supposed to do now?" Harvey, a.k.a. BrainScorpy: "Well, you could try finding a way to get home instead of spending every free moment masturbating."

[GypsyJr] See? this is what happens when we have no new episodes - we have deep philosopical discussions about male sexual organs

* Slipsnude thinks it would be hillarious if somehow the hologram rimmer could see harvey when john hallucinates......and finally gets fed up and HE beats harvey up

[CountessBoobula] How close are you to getting a dick up?
[CountessBoobula] ER......
[CountessBoobula] DISK
[Lyme] ???
[ChiDoll] LMAO!!!
[Lyme] oh my god
* CountessBoobula dies laughing
[Lyme] now that's a good freudian slip
[Lyme] Hold on, let me just wank on it a bit more... It'll be up
[CountessBoobula] dick should not be so close to dick dammit!
[CountessBoobula] er.... disk dammit!

[Pau] poker in the front and liquior in the rear
[SpiderVixen] nah..you got that backwards
[Pau] no wait, thats liquior in the front..oh frell, nevermind

[HyperKineticX] Eat me sucked ass
[VoYnH] I wont comment on that Hyper
[HyperKineticX] It's late at night. Go ahead, comment ;)
[Chaoswar] who really minds sucking ass?
[FarDareisMaiisCold] but I guess it depends who's ass your sucking
[VoYnH] see *I* didnt have to comment........
[Chaoswar] as long as its after a nice shower
[Chaoswar] ass can be sweet
[FarDareisMaiisCold] a long, hot shower with soap
* FarDareisMaiisCold shivers at the thought of long and hot . . .

[sundance] Random thoughts: Picard turns to Riker and says, "I want you to be my best man." Riker replies, "I'm with Diana now."

[AerynScully] i wish i had someone's penis.

[Lyme] Zhaan's not dead, it's just winter. She'll be back in spring.

* HyperKinetic pimp slaps the bunny wabbit. Where's muh money?

[HyperKinetic] I need to emphasize my girlish figure, damnit! :(
[sundance] I think they call it something else Hyper
* sundance hands Hyper a chastity belt
[sundance] Happy Easter
[HyperKinetic] Gee, more dry humping

* sundance is watching Bone to be Wild....I think John just found the very first FS action figure...I shall call it mini-Zhaan

* Dave- gives Blood a Louisiana SHooter
* Bloodwynd sees Louisiana Shooter and thinks Drunk Duck Hunter.

[sundance] And behold on the third day Jesus rose from the dead. Apparently this white dove finally told him Farscape was back on.

[sundance] What separates a scaper from a trekkie...well in the latest issue of FS magazine the first paragraph of the interview with Ben is about whether he is nekked while doing the phone interview or not. I don't think you'd find that in any of the ST magazines.

[HyperKinetic] Penises are only good for urinating on the spot
[HyperKinetic] Vaginas look so much more fun
[HyperKinetic] Yeah, ain't no oddly shaped vibrators to hit this or that spot for us men

[Dainichi] I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can masturbate anywhere!
[Dainichi] For a woman to do it RIGHT, she has to lay down. Man gets a boner in the kitchen, he can wack off in the kitchen.
[Dainichi] If I had a penis...I'd lock myself in my room for so long that my friends and family would probably end up calling missing persons on me.

[Red Fraggle] Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag!

[Icon33] anyone got any advise
[Lyme] always wear underwear, Icon33
[Lyme] except for when you're taking a crap
[Lyme] cause, well, ew.

* ChiDoll just loves the shiiiiny outfit the Nosferatu-ish vampire is wearing when he nances across the street on the ads for the Forever Knight Chain Reaction
[justRed-dammit] chi: that is TRUE nancing, is it not??!!
[ChiDoll] YES! ROFL!!
[ChiDoll] i saw that and i could just see Legolas doin it. *snerk!*
[justRed-dammit] i mean, hands outspread, lookin up at the sky, and grinning like a mouse on cheese acid..

* justRed-dammit peeks in and makes sure that the catpole is well lubed.. just in case..
* PunkOMama goes to slide down the pole but hurts herself instead
* Dalequan snickers not enough lube
[Dalequan] only pole i slide down is attached to a 6'3 stud muffin

[GravyToast] ERYN...wireless laptop? or phone line?
[Eryn Tzun®©] i'm curled up on the bed with the laptop on a box beside it heh, i haven't found a good temp spot for it.
[Eryn Tzun®©] Wireless? i wish! lol
[Zytrex] oh... what are you wearing?
[Eryn Tzun®©] just a phone line, really long phone line that's normally on my computer.
[Zytrex] wow... hot
[Zytrex] that's it??

* Artist still making web pages to sell his swords
[Artist] I have over 30 of them - getting rid of all of them
[ChiDoll] why ya sellin all your swords?
[Artist] planning to move - I'm getting rid of as much stuff as possible
[Artist] also want to get rid of all the sharp heavy objects BEFORE my wife goes through menopause

[Yoshi] "back when I was your age, we didn't need to say we were l33t, we just were"

[PhantomStark] <-- luxan-banik-nubian goddess

[HyperKineticX] If you chew on my ass will you get a spark?

[Eryn Tzun®©] if Mel Gibson were a hobbit, i'd do him...

* Chaoswar comes in slapping asses
* Eryn Tzun®© groans

[Eryn Tzun®©] i'm just normal
[Eryn Tzun®©] or average i should say
[Eryn Tzun®©] i can't be normal
[Eryn Tzun®©] it's against the Scaper law

[Ka`Leo] me and Goodyear have a LOT in common.
[DrSandor] you resist wear and tear?

[Dainichi] These robber guys- I've figured out what they are. The ghastly results of Lyme's monkey/monkey/trout porn at NO!

[devsmith] Moya shot by her own son, Crichton and Scorpius working together? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???
[FrooniumRicky] Nothing. Do not adjust your set.
[FrooniumRicky] We are controlling transmission.
[Emeraldcity] We are controlling the horizontal
[FrooniumRicky] Boy, are we ever
[FrooniumRicky] Nobody's vertical henceforth

[HyperKinetic] They ate each other, they moaned. They were zombies

* Cubfinder cocks an eyebrow
[Artist] whoa - my dyslexia kicked in Cubfinder

* CountessBoobula uses a timemachine to go to a time when Dainichi is legal, has her way with her, returns to the present smoking a cig and gives Dainichi a preview of what's to come!

[scaperbrandi] anyone know anything about consumerism?
[crashbarrier] well i eat practically anything, does that count

[Dainichi] Jool/Chiana: Hot Sexy Screamy Alien Lesbo Porn, since 2001.

[Elnea] Oh, so the other day my son says "Hey mommy, I can speak English and Italian"
[Elnea] So I say okay, lets here italian, and he says "Thatsa some-a spicy-a meat-a-ball-a!"
[Elnea] And I said, okay lets hear English and he says "She turned me into a newt...I got betta!"

[Lyme] attacked with a straw and violated with a spatula and LICKEd all in one ONE MINUTE!
[Lyme] Well, I'll be hornswoggled and dipped in toads

[Lyme] WOOHOO!
[Lyme] crotchgrabbing!
* Lyme stuffs a sock down her pants
* CountessBoobula hands Lyme her strap on "need a bigger buldge hon"
* Lyme 'adjusts' herself

[voodoo] Tech support. The real reason why monks invented alcohol.

[Eryn Tzun®©] i told him i've just beamed to Oz and kidnapped Ben Browder and he is now my personal slave.
[Triton] Eryn : would you kidnap Zhaan too, for me? Please?!?!?!
[Eryn Tzun®©] lol sorry, i'll be busy ummm...
[Eryn Tzun®©] koodle-boppy!
[ChiDoll] KOODLE-BOPPY!
[Eryn Tzun®©] boppy and bits boppy and bits i gotta get me some boppy and bits!

[Ash42] two hermaphroditic flatworms battle it out with their penis'....the loser is the one that gets impregnated...
[Ash42] um...I dont' know about you, but I wouldn't like a big gaping hole where a penis had stabbed me

[CountessBoobula] How many can we pack into a hotel room?
[Lyme] lol hotelroom packing
[Lyme] it's the scaper version of shoving as many people into a phone booth as you can

[Lyme] that's like, walking-in-on-grandma-in-bondage-gear sex

[HyperKinetic] One could immerse oneself with a 24 incher
* Dr BettinaTzun®© would settle for a 19 incher
[Dr BettinaTzun®©] 15 inches isn't enough lol

* MnemPEEPth tosses Swan a vibrating portable electric vagina...

[HyperKinetic] It's one of the few forms of kung fu considered to be more phylosophical
[HyperKinetic] It's a soft form and circular in motion
[Ash42] like a boob then?

* Mote would just like it if God would call once or twice a year... at least on Holidays...

[hoggle] all girls want monkeys.. is the whole maternal thing... like haveing a baby...
[FelixFaust] i thought it was the dark side of bestial sexuality, as exemplified by king kong
[FelixFaust] secretly, some women desire to be dominated by huge, primitive beasts
[ChiDoll] ....
[Ka`Leo] thats why god created rednecks.

[Lyme] man, this same exact thing happened to me at girl scouts once.
[Lyme] okay, no it didn't. I'm lying.
[ChiDoll] o_O
[Lyme] No guys busted in with guns blazing while I was nekkid in girl scouts
[ChiDoll] what girl scouts did YOU attend? ROFL
[Lyme] It was ScaperScouts lol
[Lyme] building pervs at a young age
[Lyme] it was the annual naked crisco twister event

*** CommandantCleavage changes topic to 'welcome to #god'sorgasmicscape; get out your umbrellas and get use to a fishy smell!'

[Bug] I have a glade candle. How much do you think it'd go for on the roadshow?

[bejeesus] I'm a loner. My only friend is a sock puppet.

[Ranganathan] i mean... honestly... do you think i want to see tina's tiny tight twat?
* Quasadu got his first porno spam email today.. after all these years.. i'm so proud :)

* sundance opens the newspaper to discover Hensen is sueing Sweden for having Swedish Chiefs

[Eryn Tzun] fekk me gently with a chiansaw! :P

[SataiKaLeo] Butterfly in the skyyyyyyyyyy I can go twice as Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh...take a look, its in a book...a REEEEEEEding Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaainbooooooow!!
[Eryn Tzun] DIE DIE!!!! MUTHERFUCKER!!!

[CommandantCleavage] Lyme. I want to go to TCC.
[CommandantCleavage] Like, now./
[CommandantCleavage] They kickass/
[Lyme] tarrant community college?
[CommandantCleavage] Tallahassee Community skank. :Þ
[Lyme] wow, they have a community skank? Coool

[Mote] "He who sticks head in punchbowl will get punch in nose"

* Dainichi1 hugglesnuggles everyone. "Germs can't pass through irc, right?"
[Eryn Tzun®©] virtual cooties!!
[CommandantCleavage] Nope. I have Norton



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