[Elnea] The most surreal patient related thing I have taken part in was when i was a resident at Hopkins. I had a medical student with me who was a dwarf, and quite a good student. I was talking with her about how to do the eye exams etc, when a new patient came into the room with her 8 year-old daughter. The little girl takes one look at my student and says "Ohhh! how cute!" and then picks up my student..at which point had to admonish her, "Now, now put down the doctor"

[Lyme] I would just like to say... I have tits. Thank you for your time.
[Dainichi] Are they akimbo, Lyme?
[Lyme] Not at the moment
[Lyme] they're trying to crawl out of my bathing suit *yank*

[Lyme] Hello foot. What's that? No, I will not try to put you up my nose. C'mon, you're too big.
[ChiDoll] o_O
[Lyme] Oh, wha? *glares at her foot* Shh. There are others about.
[ChiDoll] LOL
[Lyme] Uhm. Nothing.
* Lyme whistles innocently.

[CommandantCleavage] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[CommandantCleavage] #hobbitporn, #hobbitporn, sex with carrot, not with corn
[RadiantAeryn] I want corn. The knobbies might feel good.
[CommandantCleavage] O.O

[Lyme] BORLICK TRIED TO ASSASSINATE AMIDALA WITH KILLER DENTICS!

[RadiantAeryn] NO MORE PORN! I'm gagged, Chi is on Lyme's face, we're not paying attnetion to it!

[CommandantCleavage] Sodium is the universe. With out sodium and fuck, there is nothing.
[CommandantCleavage] Sodium for it is the universe and fuck for it is the cause of fuck and the bringer of fuck.
[CommandantCleavage] And fuck is the bringer of sodium. For if there was no fuck, the original sodium will just sag and not be replaced by new sodium.
[CommandantCleavage] Sodium brings fuck brings sodium.
[CommandantCleavage] It's the damn circle of life!

[Dainichi] My muse and I both have this shared sense of morbid curiousity. It's not always a good thing.
[Dainichi] Especially when he wakes me up at three in the morning asking me if I think Aeryn had sex with the dead John when no one else was around.

[Grizz] <----does not eat worms, does not tape farscape

[RadiantAeryn] I WANNA SEE NUTS!! *gets over stimulated*

[CommandantCleavage] Can we play with your bare ass now?

[RadiantAeryn] I could have just sworn I heard Scorpius say "Aboard this command carrier, there is fellatio." (the next day:)
[Dainichi] I just got this mental image of Scorpy doing the happy Scorpy grin, while we see the top of Bracca's head at Scorpy's waist level
[Lyme] oh god.
[Lyme] fer some reason, my mind added 'build me up buttercup' playing in the background to that image

[CommandantCleavage] I want a button that says "flaming lesbian looking for someone to taste the fire"

PKDainichi (1:04:00 AM): there will be no slashy beastiality with John and the monkey.

[Lyme] All this talk of good vibes is makin me hoooorny.
[CommandantCleavage] LOL, want to have sex to consumate our application?
* ChiDoll gives Lymey a 'good vibe'. >;D
* Lyme cackles
[Lyme] Naw, I'm in the mood for penis.
[CommandantCleavage] I own a strap on.
[Lyme] REAL penis, not imitation
[CommandantCleavage] Well, I also own a knife...

[Wall] bet kerfluffle will bring up a few plush toy porn sights
[Kerfluffle] Snuggles is one sexy beyotch
[Kerfluffle] Cause he's snuggly saaawwwffft

[ASFluffle] im kinda like a tampon now.

[HyperKinetic] I'm off for a shower. AFK
[Gibby Nibblet] can i join you hK??
[HyperKinetic] Sure, Gibbs
* Gibby Nibblet strips off and jumps in
[HyperKinetic] LOL, you are going to keep it platonic right? ;)
[Gibby Nibblet] who said i would HK??? You'll just have to wait and see... BIG BOY ;)

[Lyme] btw. * Lyme hearby dubs Phant as Keilbasa Man.
[PhantomStark] keilbasa Man?
[PhantomStark] isn't a kielbasa like--a sausage or something?
[Lyme] Yes.
[Lyme] Ask Dani *cackle*
[Lyme] it's ALL HER FAULT
[PhantomStark] what's all her fault?
[PhantomStark] the kielbasa man name?
[Lyme] well, actually, it *is* my fault
[PhantomStark] well if I'm Kielbasa Man, and Hyper is Insertion Man...
[Lyme] Yeah, I won't even mention the slashing.
[Lyme] ... oops.
[Lyme] *snicker*
[PhantomStark] only when we work together can our powers be used to their full potential!

[Dainichi] you know, I always have to wonder what the audio captioning for the vision impared sounds like on a porno. * Dainichi imagines a Ben Stein sounding voice saying- "Titties. Titties. Ass. Money shot. Attractive blond licking pussy."

GypsyJr427 (9:48:23 PM): cuz playing wall ball in a shower is pretty weird in and of itself. playing it naked is just icing on the freaky cake ;-)

[Ash42] pip, I have a religion now around my pickled head in a jar on an altar of candles

* CommandantCleavage puts panties on Starkiepants' head, thus making him STARKIEPANTIES!
[PhantMan] mmm panties!
[Dainichi] I hope they aren't USED panties...

[Dainichi] I'm lusting after a txt messanger.
[Dainichi] those things are damn cool and they don't give you brain tumors...
[Dainichi] Altho, I'm prolly gonna get my txt messanger and then get hand tumors.

[Dainichi] dood. I saw one of the toy Dooku lightsabers, and I swear, the handle looked vagley dildo-ish.

* RadiantAeryn flogs Hyper
[HyperKinetic] I'm lurking, how can you flog me when I'm lurking??
[PhantMan] easy * PhantMan flogs Hyper.
[PhantMan] like that. see?
* HyperKinetic looks at Phant
* PhantMan looks at Hyper
* HyperKinetic grabs the can labeled "Whup-Ass" and looks back at Phant
* PhantMan grabs his tube of go-gurt and says "bring it on bitch!"

[Ash42] last time I took the test, I was like 57%?...something like that
[Ka`Leo] damn Ash...you still have many things left to try...LOL
[Ash42] leo, just because I politely turned down the satanist worshipping nympho sheep
[Ka`Leo] LOL...but WHY Ash??
[Ka`Leo] too wooly?
[Ash42] damn d00d! there are just some things you don't talk about in public!
[ShadowDancer] well, heard wool makes ya ich when it gets wet........
* ShadowDancer looks around innocently
[Ash42] smells bad too
* Ash42 tries to whistle innocently....and fails miserably!
[Ash42] no wait...that's dog fur
[Ka`Leo] sounds like he is speaking from experience.
[Ka`Leo] was it raining that day in the barnyard?
[Ash42] despite what you may have heard...I do not in fact screw animals

[lesy] hmmm i like my gyno...we talk baseball;)

[Lyme] "CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE TITS OF WAR!"

[Loki] I eat small children

[Chaoswar] damn e-donky my pornos wont D/L
[MrE] Chaos is looking up donkey porno?
[Chaoswar] DAMN STRAIGHT E!

[Lyme] Hey, quote me on this: We're gonna blow up your fuse box!

[Lyme] Big stinky Eeeew on Eeeew bread sprinkled with Eeeew-ness.

*** Topic is 'Bad mist. Naughty mist. Resist the mist, resist the mi - oh, fuck it *leghump*'

[Breyer] This couple have had so many problems and now they want to commit
[Moraudh] those weddings are so fun, do you buy gifts or pass along the cards of lawyers you know?

* Lyme slaps her helmet while blowing raspberries

[Mote] Ass cream... now with the great smell of ass

[Quasadu] i had a traumatic alka selzer experience as a child which involved getting into a medicine cabinet and ended with foaming at the mouth and scaring the bejeezus outta my parents

[CommandantCleavage] Remember. In here, We Are Wrong. Therefore, in our universe, nothing is wrong, for everything is wrong.
* CommandantCleavage bangs a gong
[Dainichi] *bangs gong*

[Hoggle] in 1303 the first vibrating foot stool was created... it consisted of 5 chihuahuas strapped to a little box..

Lymezilla (7:35:01 PM): I made kirk into a verb, DO ME!
Lymezilla (7:35:03 PM): ... OH FUCK
Lymezilla (7:35:03 PM): I mean, GO ME!

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[Ramses] hello, Lyme
[Liz-Parker-Evans] hey
[SWolf75] heya lyme
[Lyme] FOUR-LEGGED DICKMONSTER!
*** Lyme (Junkbox@hlcu.gtsn.xlcu.nfcl.this.chat.server) has left #farscape
[Red Fraggle] Hey sweetass-bye sweetass
[Spiral5] wow, that was random...

[Lyme] My granpa is seriously nuts. When my parents went to visit him for his 60th anniversary thingie, he wore 1 dangly woman's earing and a gilligan hat.

[Lyme] okay, screaming 'MANGO!' during a porn convo is gonna mess me up.

[HyperKinetic] Personally, I'm boycotting Israel (waits to see what people will say)
[FallenDemon] What does Israel sell?

* farx wraps green mint dental floss around a white beach ball...there, farxie in a thong

[PhantomPham] afk, must use waste funnel.
[PhantomPham] just ate mexican.
[PhantomPham] *groan*
[Lyme] YOU ATE HYPER?

[Bug] I'm getting good at the assclaps.
[Bug] You know, the slight moisture that comes with a good poot?
[Bug] It makes your ass clap.

[shangrila] <--will be like a carnival ride on crack next time she has sex

[Ash42] I have yet to do that mort..I'm still trying to get used to the controls...heck! still trying to walk right!

* Red Fraggle gives hyper a vagina too just for the helluvit

[HyperKinetic] Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt
[Bug] ...
[Lyme] o_O
[HyperKinetic] It's coooold!
[Bug] Why were you jerking off an olive?
[HyperKinetic] LOL, no
[Bug] Little Hyper has some strange tastes.
[HyperKinetic] ARGH
[Lyme] Olivefucker
[Bug] He's after the pimento.

RadiantAerynSun (11:10:11 PM): Get a glass car. And drive around naked.
RadiantAerynSun (11:10:29 PM): No, you can draw clothes on the outside of the glass.
RadiantAerynSun (11:10:33 PM): So it LOOKS like you've got clothes on
RadiantAerynSun (11:11:00 PM): Then you can give a thrill to all the guys working in the man holes and looking up at the bottom of cars

[Dainichi] I wanna see John get drunk and discribe his adventures to Pilot. Starts talking about Grayza, and says something about her using "boobie sweat" to control him.
[Dainichi] and Pilot goes, "Boobie?"
[Dainichi] and John would of course say, "Boobies! Breasts, tits, melons, cans, jugs!" running through all the slang terms he knows for breasts

[Red Fraggle] <--- BACON.
[AerynScully] <-- cheese
[Spiral5] <--- lard
[Red Fraggle] Bacon bacon bacon bacon over here! What's that say??? I CAN'T READ!!!
[HyperKinetic] <---baby back ribs
[Digitabulum] <------ Steak
[Vampsteroonie] <------the weak urine of virgin boys

Lymezilla (10:12:22 PM): okay. AFK. gonna take these penisy-thingies outta my hair.

PKDainichi (10:41:49 PM): "There shined a shiney demon..." OMG. I love Tenacious D.
PKChiChi (10:41:57 PM): shiiiiiiny!
Lymezilla (10:42:19 PM): I love Tenacious D's puppet penises.

[Manneh] my family has a fetish about people scratching their heads...most people evolved from apes..my family evolved from dogs, I guess...

[Lyme] well slap mah fanny and stick me in a blender!

[Dainichi1] Okay, I'm just gonna use this one as an example. http://www.livejournal.com/users/cookiezncream/
[Dainichi1] it annoys the crap outta me when people put all the content on their page in one tiny little frames box.
[Dainichi1] It's pointless and stupid. Nobody cares that much about whatever pointless backround you have up this week.
[falkin42] this person has unusually bad spelling and grammer
[falkin42] not to mentiontyping skrills
[falkin42] and i feel stupid
[Dainichi1] she's prolly in our age group too. most people in our age group type like that. the morons. * Dainichi1 pats falkin on the head. We know what you ment.

[Lyme] Erp, the Alabama of the universe
* Lyme sticks a big sign on the moon that reads 'Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, Y'HEAR?'

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[Mortaneous] wb kenshi
[Ash42] wb kenshit
[Ash42] ACK!

[Manneh] cause it can go to nova]white dwarf or supernova] something else
[Quasadu] malt cereal?

[Ka`Leo] Lymey's Phantasmagorical Phuck parade saunters through #farscape
[Lyme] oooo, alliteration
[Lyme] And my parades always have drag queens. * Dainichi1 sets up a spycam in the corner to catch the Filth Parade.
[Lyme] and an S&M float
[Ka`Leo] Yes folks...the S&M float is SO realistic...look at the animation!! That leather dude is actually slinging those cat-o-nine tales onto the ass of that thonged clad girl....1,000,000 pink rose petals were used to make the ass of that girl!!

[AerynScully] OKAY .. church old woman has a guy on now ... who looks and sounds like bill clinton who keeps repeating "PLOW .... MY ... BACK. Place your hand on the place that hurts .. "
[AerynScully] This is SICK. WHAT KINDA BIBLE SHOW IS THIS
[Lyme] plow my back?
[Lyme] Wow, that sounds like an invitation to anal sex
[AerynScully] OMG! he's talkin about it again! OH MY GOD
[AerynScully] "to everyone who is touching a part of themselves right now"
[AerynScully] Something ...is very wrong ..
[AerynScully] Old Woman is talking about "if you have a small bumpy rash .. and its too small?"
[Lyme] AS, that's not a bumpy rash, that's a nipple

* HyperKinetic wants to one day give a girl a hickey on the butt

[Lyme] Special Ed is special. Cause he's one of those kids in a helmet.
[Mote] It's a Handy-cap Lyme, not a Helmet
* Cyn snerks ... window licker.....
[Lyme] *snicker*
* Cyn is ashamed that she is such a bad person....
[Lyme] Special Ed is cool, but not as cool as Radical Edward!
* Cyn snerks again
[Cyn] yeah - I suck... I work as an emt in a town where there is a large farm for mentally challenged people and that is our nickname for them because they do that in the winter and we get called to unstick toungs from the metal bits

[Lyme] yeah, one time at work I was so bored I tried to see if I could put my foot in my mouth while standing up

[Mote] Feet most important part of the body when it comes to standing besides maybe the leg and the spine and inner ear.
[Mote] No the Foot is def next
[Mote] Very important
[robotobon] i think boobs are very important
[Spiral5] then i must be a master at standing
[Spiral5] cuz i got some enormous boobs


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