Crichton> Sweet merciful crap, this place really doesn't sleep, does it?
Lyme> Scapercon is really an ancient native american word for 'orgy', in case you didn't know
Lyme> I am starting a band named Bukakke Porno
Lyme> Dani sez: Got Spooge?
Dainichi> the first album can be named spooge
Lyme> YES
Lyme> and the first single will be Cumstains on my Carpet
ChiDoll> LMAO
Lyme> "Cause there are cumstains on my carpet and another one is still jacking off"
Evan> Poor shag carpets.
Lyme> well, why do you think they call em shag carpets, ey?
Red Fraggle> "I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away"
LeCygne> Besides, I don't think you are my type..unles your real name is Rockefeller?
Corgano> LC... How did you find out!!???
LeCygne> Sheesh Corg..for a share of that money I'll swing anyway you want!
Corgano> How about... away?
PKDainichi> Lyme, you're my Tyler Durden.
PhantomDurden> cheese and rice
PhantomDurden> there are earwigs EVERYWHERE
Dainichi> O_o
PhantomDurden> you know, them pincher-bugs
ChiDoll> Phant... it's time for yer meds...
PhantomDurden> and no Chi, if it were time for the meds I'd be screaming about rabid starfish trying to eat my eyes.
Bug> http://www.fursuitsex.com/ <-- what scares me more than the fact that someone showed me this, is that IT'S THERE.
Dainichi> I need to reformat this comp. It's got a virus or somethin.
Red Fraggle> heh, yeah, it's called windows.
GypsyJr427 (7:34:53 PM): Forget Season of Death, Season 4 is turning into the Season of Ass
Red Fraggle> "Jesus is coming again. Don't worry. We'll nail him this time too."
Red Fraggle> well then I'll just go through some people I know, get some pot and get you high that way.
* Red Fraggle wants to see the chianite high.
Red Fraggle> because I think that'd be hilarious
Evan> So, you think I'll be all pacifist when high?
Evan> "Nature, maaaaan, we gotta save the world, maaaaaaan..."
Red Fraggle> CHIANA AND... wow... lookit the rainbow maaaaaaan...
Red Fraggle> it's like, so pretty....
Phant> and heh, I've found some of the funniest nicknames on HL games
Phant> "Warm Fuzzy Ball of Death"
Phant> geeze you guys are quiet tonight
Phant> "The Human Pencil"
Phant> "I beat her cause I love her"
ChiDoll> *snerk* "Warm Fuzzy Ball of Death"
HyperKinetic> Did it look like Dust Puppy?
Phant> :)
Phant> no
Phant> looked like a man with a gun and a bandana
HyperKinetic> Awww, cause that'd been cool
*** Topic is '"You are not your FUCKING khaki's." - Tyler Durden "You are not what you own." -unamerican.com "Slash is fun, drag queens are funny, capitolism sucks, and everyone has said or thought 'Fuck'."
Lyme> after the zit that took over tokyo, a bald spot in your pubic hair doesn't compare.
GypsyJr> Wow. That almost rhymed
RadiantAeryn> OH NO! There goes Tokyo, OH OH ZITZILLA!
Lyme> actually, it does.
Lyme> it's a haiku
AerynScully> what is she doing ... she's doing heart surgery with a spork!
Phantom> spork surgery!
Phantom> "Nurse. Scalpel. Forceps. Spork."
GypsyJr427 (12:33:03 AM): I got Lyme sticking her fist in her mouth and Dani boobie-attacking CAT. My life's mission is complete ;-)
PKDainichi> That's the point where ya just go "Fuck it" and break out the nair
ChiDoll> nair is stiiiiiinky :>
PKDainichi> Very true.
PKDainichi> but it's awesome for when you feel lazy
Lyme> nair smells like hair dye
ChiDoll> i have some epil-stop, but i don't feel like burning a layer of flesh off. LOL
PKDainichi> Smells like dead things to me, Lyme
ChiDoll> mine smells like raspberry-scented shit. x_X
Lyme> raspberry scented shit
Lyme> okay, that bring weird thoughts to mind
Evan> Raspberry Scented Shit? Somehow I don't think that fragrance would sell at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
PKDainichi> I have this citrius spray stuff my grandma gave me...it burns like hell if you put it on, but it gets rid of the nair smell
PKDainichi> ...what's the "Beyond"?
Lyme> uh...
Lyme> closet stuff?
ChiDoll> sex toys?
Evan> Beyond... to like...
PKDainichi> druuuuuuuuuuugs?
Evan> Um.
Lyme> candles?
Evan> Yeah.
ChiDoll> undies?
Red Fraggle> Go into the mall Lyme, there's one in there
Lyme> hangers
Evan> And foreplay stuff.
Evan> And bondage gear, too. Lots of bondage gear.
Evan> They're really into that.
* Red Fraggle blinks. bondage.
PKDainichi> ...my room smells like poon.
PKDainichi> They're giant and hard. Not floppy.
Lyme> lol
PKDainichi> ...I need to stop talking.
Lyme> no, please do keep on
GypsyJr427 (11:25:13 PM): Scapers put the "Ass" in harass ;-)
KNOCKITS (12:52:52 AM): OMG! WTF! This is the 5th time today i got an email from someone named "hornyteen@twat"
Lymezilla (1:46:50 AM): daddypants, lesbians, and black nailpolish *orgasm*
Eryn Tzun (2:49:10 AM): You are Lyme, you say fuck and don't give a fuck what the fuck any dumbfuck says about it. You like fruit.
Lymezilla (2:49:18 AM): *busts up laughing*
Lymezilla (2:49:25 AM): I say fuck, haha!
Eryn Tzun (2:49:27 AM): Mango/Lyme
Lymezilla (2:49:36 AM): okay, you just made me slash myself with my dog
Lymezilla (2:49:39 AM): you sick bastard
Lymezilla (2:49:42 AM): ew
PKChiChi (2:49:44 AM): o_o ew
Eryn Tzun (2:49:48 AM): Chiana: how do you feel? Crichton: Fruity.
Lymezilla (2:49:56 AM): Oooo, right here
Lymezilla (2:49:59 AM): I'm yer fruit
Eryn Tzun (2:50:09 AM): wot i was just making the You Like Fruit fit
Lymezilla (2:50:24 AM): Yes, except I have an exceptionally pervy mind.
Lymezilla (2:50:43 AM): I had something I was gonna say but I forgot it.
Lymezilla (2:51:09 AM): Once, when I was... 3? and my grandparents on my mom's side still lived in Apache Junction in Arizona, I picked a flower off a tree to smell it and got a bud stuck up my nose and it never came out.
PKChiChi (2:51:09 AM): the fruiting made you forget LOL
Lymezilla (2:51:17 AM): These are not my fruiting tits!
PKChiChi (2:51:31 AM): ooooo melons!
Lymezilla (2:51:38 AM): *facepalm*
ThornINside> this is a damn bummer
ThornINside> why do all the best 'chicks' turn out to be dudes?
Daxazrael> wrap those tenticles round me baby
DrownedWorld2001 (8:16:17 PM): I just realized what dial-up internet reminds me of: constipation. Nothing flows like it's supposed to. Was that TMI?
yotz> Sweet Jesus! Someone's Got my plug!
* yotz (yotz@iocg.cvqa.crmk.oxpj.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off))
Lyme> I was in the bathroom
Lyme> putting on clothes.
Lyme> Because now that I'm wearing the daddypants they're comfortable.
Lyme> So bring me a beer and a woman.
* Phantom hands Lyme a beer and goes looking for Hyper
Lyme> ROFL
Evan> Ooooh...
CommandantCleavage> omg
Lyme> EEEEEEEEEEEW I said WOMAN
Lyme> not emasculated man.
Phantom> you trying to tell me Hyper's not a woman?
Lyme> Hyper WISHES he was a woman
Phantom> funniest story acca. see Lyme here almost deleted me. I spent a week in the Recycle Bin.
RadiantEeedy> Webcam > report abuse > Yes. Accapella is showing her boobings on webcam. Its not fair. I am being turned on and can't touch them.
RadiantEeedy> Dragon mouth looks like woman crotch on screen.
CaptainKork> i always prefer it when a dick i'm eating has no feathers...
* CaptainKork groans when he sees HOW he misspelled "duck".....
MOONKISSED> I am gonna invents so underware for men that lift the balls so men can experiance the joy's of a wire Bra
Quasadu> i'm the kind of guy who, when i accidentally see myself naked in the mirror, i think "my god if i saw that in the woods i'd shoot it and run back to the car"