Lyme> I almost wanna watch this so I can MSTit.
Lyme> er, MST it. There was supposed to be a space there.
ChiDoll > *snicker*
Rexisadog> yes...it would be a good one for that
Lyme> And so I can yell 'OMG! BRANDY SVENNING FUCKED TYLER DURDEN!'
Ash42> lol
Ash42> 37?!
Lyme> in a ROW?!
Lyme> And then Hannibal Lecter will be all like 'Hey, stop screwing my kid'
Ash42> ya
Lyme> And then he'll bite Brad Pitt's face off.
Lyme> ... I should write fanfic.
Ash42> so...since hannibal played Tyler's father in Legends of the fAll...does that mean they are brother and sister?
ChiDoll > o.O
* Lyme makes the Shocked!Beavis face.
ChiDoll > oy incest now! *snerk*
Lyme> that's just... wrong.
GypsyJr427: One more day til TTT!
PKChiChi: yeeeeeeeesh :>
GypsyJr427: I keep checking my wallet to make sure my tickets are still there...if I start muttering "my precioussss" someone needs to commit me.
DeadGuyKai> Biggest Douchebag in the Universe is already taken
Lyme> yeah, congratulations.
bg> Then there are the vegetarian zombies... "Grrrraaaaaiiiinnsss..."
* MrDNA points and laughs at HyperKinetic's Neon
HyperKinetic> Hey, it's a reliable car
HyperKinetic> Hasn't let me down
MrDNA> YET
HyperKinetic> F*ck you :)
MrDNA> not tonight, honeybunch. i'm tired and not feeling well.
Dawg> no yer all wrong............ LYME is GOD............. that ought to explain everything
lucilia> God is a fruit?
lucilia> So hitting someone with a fruit is like smacking them with the hand of God?
* Ash42 climbs on top of the bar and yells KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!
Mementh> I'M KING OF KTHE WEYR
ChiDoll> kthe weyr?
* Lucien falss off his high horse laughing his ass off so much at king of kthe weyr
Lucien> *snerk*
Ash42> ?
* Ash42 tilts his head in confusion...why's that sofunny?
* Ash42 offers toast to barb as pie...er...peace offering
Ash42> brain...not communicating...withl..figners.
Ash42> grar
ChiDoll> *giggle*
Ash42> yes...thsi isme tired
Ash42> er...exhausted....er...whatever
Lucien> fawkin lol
Ash42> I babble more than usuall
Lyme> AFK, giggling at the fact that men have nipples for no apparent reason.
trekkittie> my favorite color is shiny
Rexisadog> hmm...I guess Eryn Tzunny...just has a big happy face on her license
Dainichi> Touching my monkey helped me relax while I took my finals.
Red Fraggle> excuse me while I take that and run with it to naughty thoughts land.
Servotron> it's a crying shame that all avenues of alcohol acquisition require pants
RadiantAeryn> I don't think $277 for two people one way is expensive. I wonder if it took exchange rate into account?
Raven> 277 is cheap
* RadiantAeryn ponders
RadiantAeryn> I wonder if I can stuff my husband into a carry on bag.
RadiantAeryn> I'd say he'd stuff me in one cause I'm smaller, but he'd get lost at the airport.
Raven> lol
ChiDoll> might be able to fold him into a large suitcase or duffle bag :>
Raven> LMAO
Raven> imagine customs
RadiantAeryn> heheh
ChiDoll> maybe you could mail him there
RadiantAeryn> Ohmigod. Yes.
ChiDoll> poke a few holes in the top of the box, give him a sandwich and blanket
RadiantAeryn> rofl
Raven> lol
Raven> and a bed pan if he gets caught short
ChiDoll> oops, yeah, gotta have a bed pan or a jar or somethin
RadiantAeryn> lol
RadiantAeryn> He can pee out the hole
ChiDoll> what if the..er..'other' urge comes on?
RadiantAeryn> Um....he can hold it.
ChiDoll> lol
ChiDoll> give him a little flashlight and a magazine in case he gets bored?
RadiantAeryn> Geeze. Want want want. that's all he ever does. "I want to go to the bathroom". "I want to breath."
Lyme> afk, ninjas
RedEyeMambo> ever notice how many conversations lead to discussing pot?
Servotron> don't you just luv it, REM?
Dainichi> I guess in the new world, stoners and geeks can walk side by side
Servotron> or even be one and the same
RedEyeMambo> live long and prosper dood
* Dainichi gives normals the finger. Screw you, the stoners are happy and the geeks will be well paid, and you'll still be a moron-sheep
H-SLAP> TIVO works no problem, i only check the to do list once a week just in case
H-SLAP> well i'm paying actually less for my directv service than i was before tivo
H-SLAP> tivo is the best thing since the TV itself
H-SLAP> if it had a vagina.....
Ash42> I just happened to see the wilwheaton infomercial...lol
Ash42> I'm amused
Chaoswar> why so?
Ash42> cause he's suck a geek...it's funny
* HyperKinetic changes topic to 'MOOOOOM, DAKARGO IS BEING A DILDO!! >_<'
Barbarella> which reminds me I need to shower and slip into someone naked
Tzunny bennynufgurr> Beware of degenarate fangirls
Lyme> yeah, we's scary.
Tzunny bennynufgurr> When Fan Girls Attack* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *GLOMP*
* GryphonBlue plays human bra for Moonslug
Lyme> Heh. Post up the new DEG single at my site, and now people all love me and stuff, heh
Lyme> and they offer me sex.
Lyme> Wait, did I say sex? I mean vid files.
Lyme> Jesus H Christ, they put weird drugs or something in Pocky because I'm all totally random tonight.
crashbarrierseviltwin> na Lyme, your just stuck mentally on sex
crashbarrierseviltwin> like most people in here;-)
crashbarrierseviltwin> i'm actually surprised that we havn't had a sex conversation for at least 3 hours now
Lyme> no, my fixation is really on bishounen, but that eventually evolves sex, so yes.
Lyme> er, involves.
Lyme> not evolves.
Lyme> BAD DRUGS, BAD DRUGS
HyperKinetic> Now this is weird, I got an e-mail from someonelikesyou.com on behalf of Ameridebt??
trekkcutie> dude, if i cant play in the dirt, im gonna be a pilot and have 8 pretty pan am stewardesses
Tzunny bennynufgurr> laku noch ;)
HyperKinetic> Night JigglyTzun
Bloodwynd> Night Tzunny
* Tzunny bennynufgurr (schizotzun@sznd.bcxb.vgnr.qoul.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off))
ChiDoll> ...Hyper, if she'd seen that before she logged off, you'da gotten whappelated ;)
HyperKinetic> I know
ChiDoll> lol
* ChiDoll smacks Hyper per instructions:
ChiDoll> [03:06:52AM] bennybits: Smack Hyper for me
ChiDoll> [03:06:55AM] bennybits: I SAW that
HyperKinetic> Oh that's priceless :)
NaiveAndTrue> OH MY GOD DAKARGO. WE GET IT. YOU'RE A MAN SLUT WHO ISN'T COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR MAN SLUTTING. EITHER ADMIT IT AND MOVE ON, OR SUFFER IN SILENCE. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS, PLEASE!
Devils Preacher> free willy!
Djinnyeh> i am all sticky now
Bandit69> my favorite is the warning on Windex..."DO NOT SPRAY DIRECTLY INTO EYES"
Lyme> Bandit, well, there goes my plans for this evening
Dainichi> We've outlawed Darwinism, you know that?
crashbarrier> who has?
Lyme> damn creationists
Dainichi> Seat belt laws and such
ChiDoll> *snicker*
Bandit69> damn, i guess we can no longer evolve then Daini ;)
Alan69> well probably half of us would be dead otherwise
EndersShadow> "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
MOONKISSED> EndersShadow i'd like to see some use it internally
Dainichi> ...owwwwww.
EndersShadow> "Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00."
GypsyJr427: Instant Therapy - take two hugging boys and call me in the morning.
Bandit69> hello, ratso? Yeah, what's the going rate on newborn males?....well, he's kind of an off-white........OOOOoooa thousand bucks?....see boys and girls...babies really are a bundle of joy
Rexisadog> hmm...Lyme shopping for dinner
* Soldier likes your room..where did this carpet come from?
Bandit69> we made it out of dead baby skin Soldier
* Soldier lifts his feet off the floor
Djinnyeh> geez, i know a kid who had ot have his liver and kidneys replaced b/c of spaghetti sauce that wasnot properly cooled
Lyme> why, did he try to eat the pot?
* Ash42 falls over dead
* Mote would revive Ash but his non-gay code does not allow him to touch lips with another male
Ken-from-Chicago> mote, cut hole in shirt and cover his lips
Mote> Ken, that sounds like... work... or something
Lyme> You have to wonder if there's like, white trash elves
Lyme> "Boy howdah. I'm Celetus, and this'uns muh treehouse. We's elves."
Lyme> Elves with beerbellies and mullets
Ranganathan> LOL
Ranganathan> driving lowrider horses?
Lyme> rofl
Ranganathan> sawed off bows
Artist> well - he does describe Cirdan as having a beard
legalbeagle> and a wad of copenhagen in their mouths
Lyme> 3 horses up in the yard on cinderblocks
Lyme> And the elves like to go to the warg rodeos
Lyme> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
Lyme> and liiiiike, you know you're a redneck elf when you stack the working palantir on top of 3 broken ones
Kumeatel> I thought Elrond was Tolkien's way of poking fun at the instigator of Scientology.
Lyme> OH THAT WAS BAD.
Lyme> *snerkdie*
Lyme> Elrond, not L. Ron
PunkOMama> ok ok!!! i have a question!!!
Lyme> I have an answer!
Lyme> Maybe
PunkOMama> what's the deal with "fisting"?!?! I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE1
Lyme> *falls over*
Lyme> that's not what I was expecting
* Ash42 commits seppuku with a butterknife
jay> that'll leave a mark, ash
* ChiDoll hrms and takes everything away from Ash, other than very blunt plastic objects
Ash42> spork!
jay> what's da matta ash?
Servotron> a spork is the most dangerous thing on this earth
Servotron> even an A-bomb is nothing compared to a spork
Ash42> I am Jack's despairing emotions.
Barbarella> then I must be jack's throbbing libido
GypsyJr> GRRRRRRRRr
GypsyJr> Ass fat is SEXY, TYVM
GypsyJr> (and no, I did not just say that. You're imagining things.)
Stratum> Barb seems to be the law here?
JohnXGrey> She's the moderator
DaniRoyer> Barb is our protector. It is not wise to case havok here. :D
Evan> Think Judge Dredd in touch with his feminine side.
Evan> (okay, so maybe not quite so harsh)
SerendipityMXXI: well if we're all going to hell then it'll be party!
SerendipityMXXI: it'll be like SCAPERCON except hotter *G* *cackle*
TFairy1013: ScaperCon 3005: we're gonna get kicked out of a bar in hell
Jenni> i can sleep! And then, i can watch Farscape. And then, i can quote it. and then, i can watch it again! and the nice men with the big nets are gonna take me on a trip
HyperKinetic> Put em up!
ChiDoll> lol
HyperKinetic> No, really
HyperKinetic> Put em up
HyperKinetic> I want you to give me all your money
ChiDoll> pff i don't have any money
HyperKinetic> Awww
HyperKinetic> You must have *some* money
ChiDoll> i think i have somethin like 46 cents in my account
HyperKinetic> Great
HyperKinetic> That'll do
ChiDoll> ;b
HyperKinetic> I can get... some lifesavers from the vending machine
ChiDoll> don't those cost .50 from vending machines?
HyperKinetic> Although not the good ones, the generic ones
HyperKinetic> Probably
ChiDoll> see, you'd be .04 short
HyperKinetic> Generic ones at the machines here on campus I think are .45
ChiDoll> ooooh
ChiDoll> will ya half em with me?
HyperKinetic> Sure
HyperKinetic> Just know that you are not a good mugging victim
* ChiDoll gives Hyper her .46 cents ;)
HyperKinetic> Most of them are *cooperative* and *relieved* that the whole thing is over and done with. They don't ask for "halfsies" :P
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