[21:39] Filly82: thought a little too much about the skull-fucking and was like 'tears of pearl'
[21:39] Filly82: i've scarred myself for life
HyperKinetic> I'm a sexy blue haired asian woman
Lyme> no you aren't hyper
Lyme> cause if you were, I'd actually do you.
HyperKinetic> Ur?
Aangelhart> I slip my mouth around it and suck till Im high but when the white stuff comes in my mouth I suck the fucker dry
Aangelhart> cadburys cream eggs - how do you eat yours?
Lyme> didn't lose my soul
Lyme> I sold it for drug money
Aangelhart> no quotes for ya Chi, move along now.....
* ChiDoll giggles
Aangelhart> ;)
* Aangelhart is slagging
Aangelhart> damnit lagging
Aangelhart> why me?
Lyme> oy texas I pity you
Ash42> mutual or was it onesided?
dnakali> why is that lyme?
Lyme> I had to live there
* Quasadu looks for lyme's fav. mp3
Quasadu> plays [hammerbox - Texas Ain't So Bad, Really]. Canyadigit?
Lyme> [Denis Leary - Shut the Fuck Up] - (4:02)
Dainichi> ...it always comes back to the...
Dainichi> *waits for it*
ChiDoll > DICKMONSTERS!
Dainichi> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Dominique> ick
RadiantAeryn> YEAH, PERSONIFICATION OF PENIS!
Timerian> Hey, RA decides to speak!
RadiantAeryn> NO, I won't sit on your face.
RadiantAeryn> Oh, lord. Where's Codey when I get verbal diarreah?
* Aangelhart glares aat Codey, I got more pm's ya know!
codeaddict> Aangelhart I know you have PMS
Aangelhart> Pervy Mindless Sex? yeah
codeaddict> man I know I've been naughty before but the past 3 days I'm been really bad what's wrong with me?
Aangelhart> normalitis Code?
codeaddict> I'd ask what that means Aangelhart but I'm afraid of the answer
* Aangelhart has never suffred from that - dont you contaminate me
* codeaddict isn't contagious only contaminated LOL
* Aangelhart throws the dictionary at Codey, look under muppet :P
* codeaddict looks under muppet "OMG THAT'S where their hands GO?!?!?!?!?!"
Aangelhart> lol, well its like this see.....
Aangelhart> *whisper*
codeaddict> yeah and NO lube YIKES
Aangelhart> LOL
Aangelhart> muppets need lubes? I'll be damned
codeaddict> ya think they warm their hands first?
codeaddict> things that make you go hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Aangelhart> well, *I* havent thought about is so much..... you doing a survey?
codeaddict> lol maybe I should
Aangelhart> yeah I can see it now
codeaddict> we have to look after the welfare of the Muppets
* Aangelhart watches as Codey knocks on a dorr, scuse me, we are doing a survery, just how do you fuck a muppet?
codeaddict> not really I just thought that sounded politically correct
Aangelhart> omg see what you made me say?
codeaddict> oh yeah I soooooooooo hear you say "make LOVE"
Aangelhart> well first time is always the worst, Ill be fucking all over the place now
Aangelhart> oh ho
Aangelhart> damn
Aangelhart> wrong thing to say
codeaddict> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sarcastic_Scapers/
Aangelhart> thanks, I will keep that web addy, Im a member, silent member
Aangelhart> heh, me and silent all in one sentence, almost jars as much as me and virgin....
Evan> Oh... dear... goddess...
RadiantAeryn> I need to go put my privates under the shower spray. Too bad I won't get anything out of it.
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Lyme> I woke up on sunday and Bug's cat was eating my hair.
* CommandantDava threatens Paul with a hairbrush
CommandantDava> I need to learn how to do Scorpy
kpr> how about ronald mcdonald for president?
Doctor-Rock> I myself promote and encourage lesbianism, so that all men or at lest some men have to suffer like I do with no women.
SorlkLewis> anyway, they offer a free 6 day trial for viagra... and I thought of the perfect slogan for 'em one day
Ranganathan> if we weren't all going to hell there wouldn't be villages in PA named intercourse, paradise and blue ball'
NaiveAndTrue> did fran really call my typo RARE?
Stratum> I'm to psychic to watch live tv often.
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Makare1> peeing on leprechauns....good times
MoonlitMurder> i have two breasts with detached nipples, i save them in a jar
Cherry2000> the mental image of someone squatting in the bathtub with a razer between their ass cheeks is disturbing
* EpsilonII warns the Newbies about playing leap-frog with Chaos!
BillFrug> What does the French flag look like? Isn't it just a solid white flag?
Evan> Lyme and Bug want to see me in a weenie wrapper Speedo.
Lyme> ack, sneezing brains and eyes out
kpr> "it's like those miserable psalms, they're so depresssing......"
somebody> well, after all this time, they finally took out Iraqi state television a little while ago.
Rexisadog> Aang is innocent...I never thought I would say that...LOL
ChainBlue> poor Pilot, sitting in a dark corner of Hensons warehouse, just waiting for someone to stick a hand up his ass so he can talk
Ocn-Grl42> so hyper...is that a lemur in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
sundance> I still haven't figured out why Scifi showed Braveheart
sombur> eh my girlfriend called me a pediphile
* Evan 's eyes widen at the power of these speakers.
DocObvious> Power tools make great sex toys.
Rexisadog> there is something wrong with this world when surgeons wear NIKE surgical masks
sundance> Of course Ash packs heat, he has to make the toast somewhere.
AerynScully> the hooker farm called me M&M
angelbard1304> thats why the aliens take us.
Egg> QUESTION: Basketball: The Boston ___________ ?
Jenni-Yo> Today, alone, in philly we've had 3 temperature changes, Snow, Hail, Rain - and I think i saw some frogs.
Evan> DAMN YO,U LYMEY.
ChiDoll> ?
Evan> *YOU,
Evan> Evan> "I wanna eat that cock!"
Red Fraggle> Oh my.
Evan> From her blackmail list.
* ChiDoll dies laughin
Evan> I was QUOTING something.
Red Fraggle> It all makes sense now...having good fashion...liking to SHOP....you ARE gay!
Evan> That's why I used quotation marks!
Evan> Yesh, dearie.
Evan> The truth cometh outeth.
Red Fraggle> ....Can I watch?
Evan> Watch, no.
Evan> Participate...
Evan> ...absolutely.
Evan> *wink*
Evan> And dammit, I'm only digging this hole deeper.
Evan> ...don't pervert that.
Dainipants> Too late
RadiantAeryn> I can read a book while I lay there! Ohmigod, I'm pathetic! *rofl* "Hi, I read books while I use a waterpik on myself"
crashbarrier> Hiya Quasadu
Ken-from-Chicago> hi quas
HyperKinetic> Quasadude
less> hi quassssssssssss!!!
Quasadu> hola peoples
ChiDoll> jesus!
Quasadu> holy ghost!
crashbarrier> jesus...where?
Lyme> HEY! You kids keep it down in there!
Quasadu> sorry dad :(
* ChiDoll points at Quas. jesus there!
crashbarrier> not the second coming?
Lyme> And tell the Holy Ghost to take that sheet off
ChiDoll> awwwwww
crashbarrier> ooooo, holy ghost..holy ghost
Quasadu> second coming?! what am i a machine! gimme 20 minutes!
Lyme> it was vaguely disturbing
Lyme> cat chewin on yer head
Lyme> is like, 'WTF?!
CommandantDava> he won't stop doing his damn Seinfeld impression >_<
CACTUS-TEC-151> do your jason impression then dava ...and grab an AXE
CommandantDava> of course being a girl may hinder it...
CACTUS-TEC-151> ....rent a room and get some space condoms ?
* CommandantDava dies laughing
CommandantDava> _IMPRESSION_ I meant!
CACTUS-TEC-151> ah ..i see
MrDNA> riiiiiiiiiiiight
HG> his hair is too left wing
Quasadu> ronald mcdonald would make a great president.. all the relief packages to third world countries would include little toys...
SorlkLewis> "Even God had to rest on the seventh day"
* NaiveAndTrue types like a drunken monkey
ChianaGray> whys that Stratum?
Stratum> I turn into mr. Subliminal.
EndersShadow> if you're so psychic, couldn't you see your misspellings in advance and do something about it?
Shadow`Gryphon> MONI MONI!!!!!!!
Moni> hiya
Shadow`Gryphon> And I feel allright ! I say yeah ,.......... YEAH ,........ yeah ,............. YEAH
golden> omg
DaKargo> Moni Moni Moni - moan for me!
Ramses> Mona Joy
EndersShadow> oooh i love your moni mo mo moni
Oziscififan> "No I do not take goats as payment"
Artist> well that's about the biggest reaction I've seen to a new nick in this room
franscape1> how can i lick hairy balls?
* GypsyJr watches lyme'sbrain joinh ers in the corner
Lyme> good tihng I didn't havem uch brain left
ChiDoll> *plop*plop*plop*plop*BOING*
GypsyJr> mee either. maybe our brains'll hookup and produce cuite little brainoffspring
Sidhesong> there are happy Psalms...
kpr> i dont actually think they're depressing at all
Sidhesong> there is a psalm about womans large breasts
* HyperKinetic curses the church he used to go to for not reading it
HyperKinetic> Oh sure, Hellfire and Brimstone ok but no tits... sheesh
Ocn-Grl42> geez...wish my cable held out that good...
Dainichi> There's actually a person inside Pilot
Dainichi> When he's moving and talking, I mean.
ChainBlue> so, someone sticks their hand in the persons ass?
Da-Met> because .. uh... it would take a time machine to distort history the way they did in braveheart... so its scifi??
sundance> I was waiting for aliens to come out from under their kilts
Barbarella> ROFL Sundance
makare1> that would have made that movie so much better
Barbarella> well have you seen how well mel is hung?
makare1> ...
Barbarella> I expected something not quite sure about aliens though
sombur> i said thats a big word for a 9 yr old
Evan> Ow.
Evan> Pants are vibrating with the bass.
Ash42> exactly sunny!
ChiDoll> is that a toaster in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Ash42> why...stick your hand in and find out chichi >:}
Ash42> bwuahahahahah
ChiDoll> *snerk*
* ChiDoll has no desire for toasted fingerses ^^;;;
sundance> The real question is how many pieces of toast can Ash handle at once
ChiDoll> yeeeah, is it one of those four-slot toasters? lol
AerynScully> pfft.. please... ash is a singular toaster
Chaoswar> Di I want to give ash a toaster but he's not taking
AerynScully> maybe he's measuring his toaster?
Ash42> I already have a toaster thank you
Ash42> currently, I can only toast 2 at a time
sundance> If boys have toasters what do girls have?
Ash42> I hope to get 4 slot
AerynScully> toast
Chaoswar> I was willing to get him a 4 slice bagle capable toaster
sundance> LOL
sundance> What does that make a bagle?
AerynScully> well.. they have bread. But, after ash.. they get toast.
AerynScully> Bisexual.
ChiDoll> should we classify English muffins, or is that going too far? :>
AerynScully> its 3 am and im comparing bread and sex.. heeeeeelp
AerynScully> hmmm
AerynScully> english muffins. cmon. that says it all.
* sundance tries to remember if dirty talk toaster style is amoung the 7 signs leading to the end of the earth
* ChiDoll snerks
AerynScully> gay. chi.. seriously.
sundance> lol
Ash42> muffins...I feel that falls in the lesbian territory
AerynScully> see.
AerynScully> ash knows.
sundance> Ever had any of those muffins Ash?
sundance> >:)
AerynScully> lol
Ash42> >:}
Ash42> why yes...yes I have
* sundance falls over laughing
* ChiDoll gigglesnerks
Ash42> oh wait...
Ash42> um...wait...no...toast yes...muffins no...
sundance> LOL
AerynScully> Ash and Thomas get along reaaaaaaaaaaaal well
* Ash42 chases after sarcam witha pieace of burnt toast
AerynScully> ew! i dont want your old women!
Ash42> come back here so I can give you the spanking you deserver!
AerynScully> keep those nasty secrets in the closet!
Ash42> ...I didn't say stale toast...I said BURNT toast
sundance> Ohhhhhh
Ash42> so I guess that woudl be a tanned woman
AerynScully> keepin em in too long is bound to burn your toast my friend.
Ash42> but...but it hurts worse when you hit someone with it
Ash42> all that scratchiness
Ash42> and that burnt smell..that doesn't come off your hands easily doncha know
AerynScully> ew. dude, are you picking up on my subtle sex metaphors?
Ash42> um...
* Ash42 scrolls up
Ash42> NOW I am
Ash42> -_-
AerynScully> "hit someone with IT" lolol
* ChiDoll patpats Ash again :>
AerynScully> i dont even know if thats possible
Ash42> depends on what IT we are talkin aboot
AerynScully> the female it
Ash42> well...in some cases it's possible I think....
* ChiDoll gives Ash some antibacterial hand cleaner to remove that burnt smell *snicker*
AerynScully> LOL chi.. thanks.
AerynScully> i was reeeeeeeeeally startin to get freaked
* Ash42 washes with Lava
AerynScully> i was like.. daaaaaamn, thats nasty.
* Ash42 chases sarcam around with toast-smellin hands
sundance> Wow the toast innuendo is still goin on
AerynScully> yo, that betta be from my toast.. or you're gonna get a kick in the appliance.
Ash42> 0.x
AerynScully> Cause i melt in your mouth, not in your hand
angelbard1304> we get too close to the truth and the bad ones torture and impregnate us
Lyme> the aliens don't want us
Lyme> and they certainly don't want us to spawn
Lyme> we are, after all, the alabama of the universe
TIL> !row
TIL> !fast
TIL> !menu
CACTUS-TEC-151> !kill
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CACTUS-TEC-151> wow it worked