Lucien> so neo visits mount doom?
Ash42> yes!! I can see it now!
Ash42> the ultimate cross-over movie of all time!!
ChiDoll > ohgod
Ash42> Titanic will have nothing on this movie!
ChiDoll > Frodo, the Matrix has you.
Ash42> lol
Ash42> follow the green gollum
ChiDoll > lol
ChiDoll > "*Sam hides behind Frodo*"
Ash42> if he tries anything, sam'll kill him
ChiDoll > bwaha
ChiDoll > plugging Sam in to learn Kung Fu
ChiDoll > "Mr Frodo! i know Kung Fu!"
Ash42> "show me"
Ash42> drunken hobbit boxing
ChiDoll > we are so so wrong. *snicker*
Ash42> not as wrong as hobbits in leather
* ChiDoll boggles
ChiDoll > oh dear O.o
Ash42> or!
Ash42> Piglet in bondage gear *shudder*
ChiDoll > Piglet!
* ChiDoll dies laughing
ChiDoll > that would be cute, actually. VERY disturbing, but cute ^^;;;
Ash42> "I'll give ya a rumbly in the tumbly Poohbeah!"
[00:21] GypsyJr427: This show is SO screwed up. But The Flash is kinda cute ;)
[00:22] GypsyJr427: (dear God I need to meet some real guys.)
[00:23] PKChiChi: awwww but fantasy pretties are... um... i'm trying to think of a reason *snerks*
[00:23] GypsyJr427: so much nicer? :)
[00:24] PKChiChi: and usually less flawed :>
[00:24] GypsyJr427: or flawed in moreinteresting ways :>
[00:24] PKChiChi: yeeeeees or that :D
[00:25] GypsyJr427: IF your prospective boyfriend has indestructable metal claws and a snarky streak the size of texas, leaving the toilet seat up suddenly becomes much less of an issue ;)
RadiantAeryn> My new call sign: / ( . Y . ) \
RadiantAeryn> The boobs are mine, but it's Chi's clevage.
Gremory> I heeard they use superglue instead of stitches in hospistals now.
Shadow`Gryphon> they do in some cases
Rexisadog> my HBO just uses paper clips
RadiantAeryn> HBO?
Gremory> Hom box office?
Rexisadog> er HMO...i am tired...
ChiDoll> Rex is watchin the kinky stuff ;)
Shadow`Gryphon> or home box office
Rexisadog> oh yeah...next stapler sex
Gremory> Home box orifice.
Rexisadog> collate me baby
RadiantAeryn> YES! It is right.
RadiantAeryn> ri·dic·u·lous
RadiantAeryn> So sayeth www.dictionary.com
Eryn Tzun> all hail dictionary!
Eryn Tzun> no wait
Eryn Tzun> i can only worship one internetu god
RadiantAeryn> internetu?
Eryn Tzun> i'm tho thorry lord god Google *oooohmm*
RadiantAeryn> I was looking up and down and all around for 1812. COULD NOT find it. So I call him. And the cat's ass starts ringing. She was SITTING on the fucker. AGAIN.
* Dainichi goes O.o at the local news station.
Dainichi> It's a leeeeeetle early to do a championship retrospective.
Lyme> que?
Lyme> oh, sports.
Lyme> This is where I turn into a woman.
Red Fraggle> heh
Lyme> and annoy my family by pointing out the homoeroticism inherent in football.
Dainichi> Heh. I'm just sayin' tho, since they just now got the damn trophies. They don't even have the shiney rings yet.
Red Fraggle> and pretty much any other sport for that matter
Lyme> BTW? 350 men should not be wearing that much spandex.
Lyme> Well, it's a game where men in tight spandex capri pants run around dogpiling each other and slapping each other on the ass.
Lyme> things I don't want to think about:
Lyme> dallas cowboys pulling wedgies out their ass.
* ChiDoll snickers. the word 'dildo' is apparently Latin for 'wide open'.
HughJass> DILDO!
ChiDoll> that door is DILDO!
ChiDoll> why'd you leave the window dildo? it's freezing outside!
* ChiDoll is far too amused
HughJass> *lmao*
HughJass> "why'd you leave the window dildo?" did it for me. *lmao*
Lyme> Playing football?
Lyme> "PASS IT TO ME! I'M DILDO! I'M *DILDO*!"
bg> "Ah, mon Dieu! Ils sont tue Kenny!" "Vous batards!"
GypsyJr> And on a completely random note, I feel like randomly yelling out fake Harry Potter spoilers
GypsyJr> "They ALL die! Then they re-enact the rest of the books with sock puppets"
GypsyJr> (I did take my ritalin today. Really.)
* bg turns the fire hose on the room
bg> I should clarify that "the fire hose" is not a euphemism.
GypsyJr> I'm an easily distracted and confused person with ADD. Me behind the wheel would be scary
Red Fraggle> vroom vroom vroo- ooooo shiny!
budderflyPAU> WE WANT OUR DAMN VODKA IN THE CAN DAMMIT!
Hoggle> i think someone should make a parody called "the incredible sulk" "dont make me sad..you wouldnt like me when im sad.."
Hoggle> umm.. maybe he turns blue?
* Hoggle peers at the angela lansbury pin up vamp has on his wall
* Ash42 bounces to the meat
Ash42> er..beat
Dainichi> I have this evil urge to dress up in a Japanese school girl outfit and walk past the arcade in the mall.
Bandit69> what sound does it make when a water truck smacks into a vinegar truck?
Bandit69> >:)
Bandit69> "DOOOCHE!"
Twins-Lie> mew
Lyme> woof
Twins-Lie> roar
Lyme> oink oink
Red Fraggle> MOOOO
Lyme> neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeigh
Evan> purr
Lyme> unf unf unf
Lyme> oh, wait, animal sounds.
Lyme> Not fucking.
Evan> fap fap fap?
Lyme> *snerk*
Lyme> ... That is the wrongest sort of delight to fill your pants with.
Dainipantsu> Hehe. When I was at Guen's house yesterday, I swear her little sister said "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Filipina> what are nipples?
RadiantAeryn> I told my husband one month he could have the uterus, and he said "I think that's impossible" so I declared he wasn't trying hard enough.
Bandit69> Scramble Game has now been started!
Bandit69> Hint: it is normal for a man to love another man, and a man to love a woman......it is also normal for a woman to love a man, but when a woman loves another woman, we refer to this as.....
Bandit69> Word: toh
Ken-from-Chicago> hot
Bandit69> Ken-from-Chicago answered hot and that is the correct answer!
Bandit69> Ken-from-Chicago now has 1 point(s) in Scramble Game
Barbarella> ROFL
Barbarella> took me longer to read the question than it took for the answer to come up
* Barbarella puts the bong down
* ChiDoll snickers and shakes her head
GypsyJr> Men ;)
Ken-from-Chicago> 2 women = 2/3rds of menage
GypsyJr> that must be the New Math I keep hearing about
RadiantAeryn> "I got wood, baby, let's build a deck" - Mr. RadiantAeryn
RadiantAeryn> I don't get humps. *frown*
Barbarella> yer next
* Barbarella giggles
RadiantAeryn> Oh, I didn't know there was a line.
RadiantAeryn> I have legs like a dachshund
RadiantAeryn> And I think it's because my torso fits them.
Lyme> they're furry?!
Bandit69> lolol
Lyme> Shave, woman!
* ChiDoll facepalms
RadiantAeryn> You bettcha, baby! HOBBIT DOG!
Bandit69> ROFL!
Lyme> rofl
Barbarella> who need to shave?
Lyme> *snerksnortdie*
* Barbarella looks at her bareness
RadiantAeryn> That's me
DareDevilAngel> so what are you guys chatting about?
ShadowCaster> food, porn and cosmic sexual energy
TitsyMcClure> My cam looks like a nut. One lonely nut, missing lefty...
Zelbinian> I could probably still fit into Pull Ups.
Zelbinian> Not that I would try.
Zelbinian> For Halloween last year I grew long sideburns, wore a green top hat, and carried around some Lucky Charms.
Zelbinian> It was great.
Zelbinian> I got chased a lot . . .
Zelbinian> But it was great.
Space-Cowboy> I would cause then i could further my plan for world domination
Space-Cowboy> and a life time supply of jello
ChiDoll> how is boning Spears going to further your plan for world domination and get you a lifetime supply of jell-o?
Space-Cowboy> becuase...Im not sure but I feel it would sumhow atlest get me the life time supply of green jello
Space-Cowboy> mmm green jello
Space-Cowboy> of mine and brittany's unholy union The antichrist would be born
Space-Cowboy> thats really how I plan to dominate this puny lil planet
ChiDoll> ...
TitsyMcClure> lolololololol
Space-Cowboy> my ultimate plan is to father the antichrist and rule the world
ChiDoll> uh huh. well, in case you haven't read the book version, the antichrist loses in the end.
Space-Cowboy> Damnit Chi you blew the ending for me~!
Space-Cowboy> Ugh!!!!!!!!!
lj> um one your lace is on fire and you're doing nothing
One> the only lace near me is the panties i borrowed
Zelbinian> Acting gay to get girls works but backfires so bad when you tell them you're suddenly bi. lol
Zelbinian> Not that I know this from personal experience.
codeaddict> no offense Aangelhart you're hot but... uh you don't have a penis
Aangelhart> LOL no I dont
Aangelhart> thankfully
codeaddict> yeah I don't either
codeaddict> or I could aim while I pee
Aangelhart> shit up :P
Aangelhart> um shut
Aangelhart> shut up
Aangelhart> the letters are close ok?
AerynScully> Sean (he's 4, and also my god-son) was getting annoying at the babies crying. So he gives me this little eyebrow head tilt guido thing, and says in all seriousness .. "wah?"
humansRsuperior> they're like little aliens acquiring Earth culture.
Zan> also learning the Quicken software.... what does it mean when you enter your finances and it laughs like Garfield's weight scale? Is that bad?
Zelbinian> I'm currently getting counseling from the face I have drawn on my hand.
Zelbinian> He says I suck.
Spiral5> awfully harsh hand
Zelbinian> Then I made him suck my dick to make him eat his words.
Spiral5> ...
Spiral5> i dunno whether to laugh or cringe
Zelbinian> Laugh considering it's fiction
Spiral5> i KNEW that
Zelbinian> Well, the drawing the face on my hand wasn't
Zelbinian> I actually did that.
Aangelhart> HEY
Aangelhart> only I fuck muppets
Bandit69> Scramble Game has now been started!
Bandit69> Hint: he likes to be a little girly man and whine when he's around
Bandit69> Word: akgdaro
Aaron> dakargo
Bandit69> Aaron answered dakargo and that is the correct answer!
Bandit69> Aaron now has 5 point(s) in Scramble Game
Lyme> dakargo
Lyme> also known as DAKISSASS
Lyme> and 'that fuck'
Dainichi> And asshole
Lyme> and 'hey what was that blur with a bootprint on it's ass?'
Lyme> oh my, it's like having Don King's head in your underapnts
Bandit69> Scramble Game has now been started!
Bandit69> Hint: a band
Bandit69> Word: goobie onwd siocnoutpdr
Lyme> GOOBIE!
spiral5> boogie down productions
Bandit69> spiral5 answered boogie down productions and that is the correct answer!
Bandit69> spiral5 now has 13 point(s) in Scramble Game
ChiDoll> o.O
J-Yo> omg lyme!
Quasadu> i was laughing so hard at "Goobie" that i couldn't type
inkblotproductions: I wish I actually had pyschic bitchslapping powers. Sooooo many people would be rubbing their faces, thinking "What the FUCK?"
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Greeniemeanie> now I know this cable company is run by a man
Greeniemeanie> off and on off and on off and on
Greeniemeanie> rat bastard
* Fianna-Garou snickers.
Fianna-Garou> it's channel surfing? or cant keep it up?
Greeniemeanie> and no damn reach around!!!
* CACTUS-TEC-1512 is just thinking of cool butt that he cant do
CACTUS-TEC-1512> butt?
CACTUS-TEC-1512> wth?
CACTUS-TEC-1512> stuff*
Rexisadog> I don't think I am going to find a loving heterosexual female who loves God
Lyme> Nah, all the loving ones hate god.
Lyme> Or are lesbeaaaaaans.
Bandit69> if i get boobs...will you love me THEN ChiChi?!?
ChiDoll> ROFL
ChiDoll> not while you have the wrong plumbing *^^*
Fianna-Garou> Boobs arent nearly so interesting when you have your own pair
spiral5> i have to disagree, FG
spiral5> i gots me a pair, and yet i'm still fascinated by 'em