Lyme> I wonder, was it wise of me to tell the people in my japanese class that 'it doesn't take much to send me on a killing spree'?
Lyme> can't be much worse than the one dude telling the teacher 'sorry I killed your elephant'
Evan> She knows flipflop ju-jitsu.
Evan> Beware.
Lyme> bullshit, that's my super1337 kungfushoe
[00:27] GypsyJr427: This is a song about a whale! NO - this is a song about being happy! IT'S THE HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY SONG!
[00:27] GypsyJr427: :-D
[00:27] PKChiChi: *snerks*
[00:31] PKChiChi: i like knitting [/random]
[00:31] GypsyJr427: Heh. One of my friends took up knitting, and like, a few months later, found out she was pregnant.
[00:32] GypsyJr427: It was kinda funny, cuz when she knitted in public people assumed she was pregnant anyway.
[00:32] PKChiChi: lol
[00:32] PKChiChi: *isn't pregnant, unless something happened she didn't know about*
[00:33] GypsyJr427: heehee.
[00:33] GypsyJr427: If knitting made you pregnant, we wouldn't have such an overpopulation problem ;)
* CACTUS-TEC-151 does his neo impression
CACTUS-TEC-151> "Whoa"
* CACTUS-TEC-151 now does his bill impression from bill and teds adventures
CACTUS-TEC-151> "Whoa"
* CACTUS-TEC-151 does the johnny impression
CACTUS-TEC-151> "Whoa"
* CACTUS-TEC-151 now does neo as the guy from speed going threw time in a phonebooth
CACTUS-TEC-151> "Whoa"
Louis> i'm better with licking but... LOL
DocObvious> Louis licks butt!
Louis> Aangelhart's selling her cock on eBay
Aangelhart> I could always sell yours Louie....
Louis> you don't HAVE my cock... it's crowing at the moon right now
Aangelhart> um....
* Aangelhart moves away
Lyme> what was that about not getting quoted tonight?
Bandito69> man...if you put the fucksauce in the fish shakes....now THAT would be a high protien drink
Lyme> I should just make a webpage dedicated to famous people making really stupid faces.
TitsyMcClure> There's plenty of Shrub fodder for that one.
Lyme> Yeah, there is
Lyme> because he always looks like he just let lose a SBD and is trying not to guffaw like the moron he is while everyone tries to figure out what stinks so bad
Evan> Oh, and the medicine I'm taking causes vaginal itching.
ChiDoll> O.o
TitsyMcClure> Aw, poor Evan.
Evan> Yeah, my poor vagina.
TitsyMcClure> Where did you come by this vagina?
Evan> Black market. Guy in a trenchcoat.
Red Fraggle> dumpster diving
Evan> Said he could give me a sex change for $60.
TitsyMcClure> Hahahah.
TitsyMcClure> Dumpster vagina
* Evan pokes it.
ChiDoll> "psst. hey, college kid. *opens coat* cheap vaginas. want one?"
Red Fraggle> Blood dumpster.
Evan> Not sure if it's supposed to sag like this.
Evan> Smells like fish...
Evan> ...oh wait...
ChiDoll> *facepalm*
* Red Fraggle 's nose crinkles. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aangelhart> LOL yay I need TIT
Aangelhart> um *IT
Aangelhart> um
ArtistStudio> "everyone coming home from Iraq is screened for health problems including mental health"
Retrovertigo> yes, mental health is a contagion the US doesn't want...
Lyme> When I lose my voice, I thought like a 13 year old boy going through puberty
Lyme> .. wait, what the fuck? I SOUND, not thought.
* Lyme is apparently not paying attention. Blame the headache.
TitsyMcClure> Hahahah.
Lyme> and it's sad that it took 6 minutes for me to catch that
TitsyMcClure> Lyme is into chicks in thongs when she loses her voice.
Lyme> NO THONGS EVER
Lyme> EVER
Lyme> not even on lucy liu
TitsyMcClure> YOU SAID YOU THOGUHT LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD BOY!
TitsyMcClure> I hate leftovers. The smell kills me.
Lyme> the smell of chowdah kills me anyway
TitsyMcClure> The fridge is full of nasty shit because Mr. McClure reheated the leftovers for me.
TitsyMcClure> And now I won't touch them.
TitsyMcClure> So they all went bad. And now I REALLY won't touch them.
TitsyMcClure> I suppose at some point I'll have no choice.
Lyme> yeah, you gonna have to throw em out soon
Lyme> before they grow eyes and apply for voter registration
ChiDoll> lol
TitsyMcClure> More votes against Dubya are okay by me.
TitsyMcClure> I'll raise celery and carrot people and raise some liberal democrats in my kitchen.
Lyme> *snork*
TitsyMcClure> "That month old chili? Yeah, that's a liberal."
* BlackLeatherChick is slagging
BlackLeatherChick> erm...make that lagging
* BlackLeatherChick hears a car door slam and wonders if her sister is hoe yet
BlackLeatherChick> home even
BlackLeatherChick> hehe...freudian slip
Dawg> I was gonna say BLC, yer sis is a ho?
* BlackLeatherChick is thankful Chi is afk
ChiDoll> http://www.livejournal.com/community/pro_scurvy/ <- made to parody the pro-anas
Lyme> oh that's sick but funny
Lyme> Oh my god, one of the people on the scurvy community has a 'don't you inslut me' icon
* Lyme dies laughing
Lyme> You know, the greatest irony would be someone named 'Lyme'
joining a pro-scurvy community.
TitsyMcClure> ROFLMAO!
TitsyMcClure> Go be a troll! Be a scurvy troll!
Lyme> rofl
TitsyMcClure> "YOU DON'T WANT SCURVY! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Lyme> maybe when my new compy gets in
TitsyMcClure> "Love, THE CITRUS FRUIT"
Lyme> No, no, even better
Lyme> I should go in and write a post that says 'BITE ME' and nothing else
Lyme> goddamnfuckit now I want beef jerky! >_<
TitsyMcClure> HAHAHAH
ChiDoll> omg, you are so suggestable. *giggle*
Lyme> Yeah, shuttup. You already knew this.
* ChiDoll wuvs on Lymey xD
Lyme> all these people talking about bleeding gums are freakin me out, cause mine do thaaat.
Lyme> cept, they do it cause I'm diabetic. But still, it's making me paranoid.
Lyme> I am now so damn paranoid that I *am* a citrus fruit and worrying about scurvy, lol
TitsyMcClure> Mine do that because I have peridontal disease.
TitsyMcClure> I brush twice a day, but my parents blessed me with shitty teeth genes.
Lyme> Diabetes fucks up a lot of shit, but they make you a whole lot more suceptible to gum disease
TitsyMcClure> Well, they only bleed when I brush, though.
Lyme> yeah, mine only bleed then, too.
Red Fraggle> Mine bleed when I don't brush for awhile. But that's just plain laziness.
Lyme> when I went to the dentist they said I was on the verge of gingivitis.
TitsyMcClure> A citrus fruit will never get scurvy. That's good to know, if you're a lemon or an orange.
Lyme> or a lime.
TitsyMcClure> Yes.
TitsyMcClure> Or a...uh...
Lyme> grapefruit
TitsyMcClure> Yes.
TitsyMcClure> Or a....
Lyme> TANGERINE!
TitsyMcClure> SHUT UP!
Lyme> lol
TitsyMcClure> rofl
ChiDoll> yer so fruity. *beam*
Lyme> CHi, please ql that.
TitsyMcClure> hahahaha
Lyme> because it made me laugh til I peed.
TitsyMcClure> You're such the liar.
TitsyMcClure> Did you pee lime juice?
Lyme> No, a peed a little, really.
ChiDoll> good thing you have the toilet computer chair.
Lyme> oh shit afk
ChiDoll> *cackle*
TitsyMcClure> Lyme pees the juice people put in their salsa.
* ChiDoll dies
Red Fraggle> EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
TitsyMcClure> And in their iced-tea
TitsyMcClure> And in their MARGARITAS
Red Fraggle> EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEWWEWEWEWRQHJLIHFSLKHFDLKJLKSADJLASKJSD
TitsyMcClure> WITH LIME AND SALT ON THE RIM! *ROFL*
Lyme> bastards made me have to pee
TitsyMcClure> God damnit. What are the chances my husband will walk through that door and say "This is killing me, too. Let's work it out" and then carry me upstairs and do me until I can't walk?
Lyme> stop reading romance novels
TitsyMcClure> No, no. Romance novels can go to hell. I WANT SOME.
TitsyMcClure> And I want it from ONE person, else it's so bad I would go have an affair. Too bad it makes me feel sick to have another guys hands near me.
TitsyMcClure> Oh, Piiiiip....*kidding*
ChiDoll> Titsy just wants to be done til she can't be done no more.
ChiDoll> *dies*
TitsyMcClure> Yes, by my husband.
Lyme> you got two hands and you don't need charity
TitsyMcClure> Hell, I should go to her house, knock and just screw him on her kitchen floor, then get up and leave.
Lyme> That'll teach im
TitsyMcClure> Hell yeah.
Lyme> what it'll teach him, I'm not quite sure, but it'll teach him somethin
Red Fraggle> Dooo iiiit
Lyme> "CRAZY LADY RAPES HUSBAND: SAID SHE NEEDED TO GET HER SOME ASS"
TitsyMcClure> I'll go "You're not ready to talk? That's okay, neither am I" and clothes line him and then just...mount 'im like a horse.
ChiDoll> *snork*
TitsyMcClure> ROFL
Lyme> ROFLMAO
Lyme> YEEEEEEEEHAW
* TitsyMcClure giggles
Red Fraggle> Ride im cowgirl
Lyme> *dies*
ChiDoll> HI-HO SILVER!
TitsyMcClure> Oh, and in response to your news headline: Can't rape the willing.
Red Fraggle> Really.
Red Fraggle> He's kinda gotta be willing in order for you to...uhh...yeah.
Lyme> Well
Lyme> I don't think you can rape a guy that way.
Lyme> unless you're screwing him up the ass with a barbie doll.
Red Fraggle> If you were another guy you could rape im, though
Red Fraggle> OW
Lyme> thank your sister for that mental image, Fraggle.
Lyme> Seriously.
Lyme> Cause I can't get it to leave me alone.
Red Fraggle> Those little point boobs would hurt
Red Fraggle> *pointy
ChiDoll> ...Barbie feet seem... ow. o.O
Red Fraggle> and those little sharp fingers...
Lyme> well, I would assume you'd use the legs
Red Fraggle> OW
Lyme> WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THE MECHANICS OF BEING FUCKED IN THGE ASS WITH A BARBIE DOLL?!
TitsyMcClure> I paid 1.45 on my credit card for a craving. I suck.
TitsyMcClure> And if my husband came home, I'd show him how much
Lyme> Flee from before me, for I AM SCARY AND - oh, hey, lesbians.
Lyme> It could be worse, he could've called you 'mom'
TitsyMcClure> ROFMLAO!
Red Fraggle> HOLY FUCK.
Lyme> [/Randal]
TitsyMcClure> No, his mom is very large. She's a very big lady.
TitsyMcClure> He's a twig, she's the Titanic.
Lyme> 7'3 and 375 pounds
TitsyMcClure> There's no way you could mistake her for me.
Lyme> She playsfor the lakers
TitsyMcClure> ROFL
Lyme> OH MY GOD YOUR HUSBAND'S MOM IS SHAQ
Dainichi> ....SHAQ IS A WOMAN?!
Dainichi> And condoms have tiny holes! That HIV can get through!
Dainichi> (THE POPE IS FULL OF SHIT.)
Lyme> I hear constipation is easy to get at his age
* justRed-dammit ducks... oh wait.. it was just aangel tossing her balls again..
humansRsuperior> aangel's?
Aangelhart> balls?
Aangelhart> I have balls? well I'll be damned
Zan> wow... this quicken stuff is great... I can see how frelled I am by month, week.. or even in full color pie chart!
Lyme> thar's a rat on my chest!
TitsyMcClure> SHAVE IT
Lyme> rofl no
Red Fraggle> KITTY!
ChiDoll> the rat, or her chest? :>
TitsyMcClure> The rat on her chest
* ChiDoll hopes her chest doesn't need shaving... *blinky*
Lyme> Mine doesn't
TitsyMcClure> Mine doesn't.
Lyme> now, my ASS on the other hand...
ChiDoll> good on both counts. except the asshair. o.O
Lyme> WOOKIE.
ChiDoll> you wookie-ass!
Red Fraggle> I have to shave my big toe.
Lyme> I have the ass of a WOOKIE I TELL YOU
Lyme> LOL shaved mine last night
Lyme> this is a very strange convo
Red Fraggle> Makes me look like I have Hobbit feet
TitsyMcClure> I have to shave my feet. I have harry hobbit feet
Lyme> yeah, wtf
Lyme> big toe hair
TitsyMcClure> I meant Hairy, not harry
Lyme> why?
Lyme> WHY do we need hair on our big toes?
TitsyMcClure> We don't.
Red Fraggle> I dunno
Lyme> we have SHOES NOW
TitsyMcClure> That's why we SHAVE it off.
Red Fraggle> I need to shave the hair on my palms too.
Lyme> OMFG THE RAT FELL INTO MY SHIRT IT TICKLES
Lyme> fuckin animals are all nuts
ChiDoll> Kitty likes your boobies.
Lyme> actually, she fell down the back
Lyme> it tickles a whole lot.
Red Fraggle> She crawled up my shirt when I was taking care of her, and started crawling on my tits. Tickles like hell with those whiskers.
Lyme> rofl
Red Fraggle> I got her out pretty quick thought because I was scared she'd bite my nipple off or something
Lyme> vicious nipple biting rats
Rexisadog> Talyn is stuck on the pole again...and I am not getting him off this time...lol
Rexisadog> man...that does not sound right...oops
Pk> "Doo doo doo doo" "hi barbie" "hi ken" "where's my dinner bitch?"
RJMouse> Aangel: Have you ever won the poker games?
Aangelhart> um dont play poker, well not in that sense anyways
Aangelhart> wait wait thats wrong
* Louis waves to ChiDoll
Louis> ChiDoll i've been GOOD all tonight
Louis> stop putting me on your Quote's list
Bandit69> Scramble Game has now been started!
Bandit69> Hint: queen of the typos
Bandit69> Word: earagthanl
Bandit69> To see your score please type : +score
Bandit69> lolol
Zelbinian> Aangelhart!
Zelbinian> Aangelhart
Bandit69> Zelbinian answered Aangelhart and that is the correct answer!
Bandit69> Zelbinian now has 3 point(s) in Scramble Game
Aangelhart> Zelly!!!! what hon?
Aangelhart> what?
Zelbinian> You were the answer.
Zelbinian> hehehe
Aangelhart> LOL oh
Aangelhart> Bandit you sod
Dainichi> I wonder how truely sad you must be before you buy a real doll.
Dainichi> I'm almost willing to bet that somewhere out in Silcon Valley, there's a young billionare nerd who's so lonely he has a real doll
Dainichi> and right now, she's standing next to the stove doing nothing, while he screams about her making dinner
Lyme> o_O
Dainichi> And she's probably in a homemade slave!Leia costume.
[22:42] GypsyJr427: http://neoandtrinity.net/imgs/rev8.jpgman, that's a neat pic
[22:43] GypsyJr427: whoops... remove the man
[22:43] PKChiChi: *clicky*
[22:43] PKChiChi: lol
[22:43] GypsyJr427: (isn't that always the solution? ;))
[22:43] PKChiChi: *evil snicker*
* Evan doesn't want to be two decades old.
Evan> I like 19.
FarDareisMai> shut up Evan
FarDareisMai> I got a decade on you
Evan> Sowwy.
* Evan quiets.
Chrono> FDM is older then Evan.LOL
FarDareisMai> sorry, shouldn't have taken it out on you
TheBOFH> how old is old?
Chrono> im slowly pieceing the ages together
Copperblue> I was 16 in 86.
Copperblue> Wow.
* FarDareisMai is 32 bordering on 33
FarDareisMai> me too Copper!
* FarDareisMai ^5's the other 1970 baby
Chrono> FDM is older then dirt, Evan is younger then spam, and CB is right on the tail of a Twinkies Experation Date
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Lyme> Hey, look, my religion and crime professor just stopped by
jennlf> always wonder why a doc wants to be a urologist or a gynecologist
Mortaneous> I guess somebody's gotta do it
jennlf> true
Ranganathan> there was a country song called "i want to be a gynecologist"
LuckyPickleLoafOnRye> Time to surf the pROn for some internet.
Lyme> Me in a victoria's secret is like any guy walking into the lingerie department and trying not to feel like a big pervert.
Red Fraggle> Never enter Victoria's Secret during a sale
Red Fraggle> those women are fucking rabid about their panties
Red Fraggle> digging through sales bins like a hobo through a dumpster
daz> typing while your lover is sleeping on your lap is not easy i tell you
CACTUS-TEC-1511> hand fall asleep daz?