Aangelhart> Unbreak my Heat Code
Aangelhart> errr Heart
ArtistStudio> brbafk2p
Dainichi> ...Art, I read that, for some reason, as "brbafktofap"
w00tdesu> When you have a pony... and it really kicks ass... It's a pwny.
* ChiDoll spanks an elf [Adam Sandler - Hannukah Song] - (3:44/112kbps)
GypsyJr> You're gonna have to stop elf-spanking while I'm looking at LotR screencaps, dude. It's making my mind do weird things.
LymenezerScrooge> make with the hobbit slapping instead
LymenezerScrooge> I SWEAR I THOUGHT BILLY GOATS WERE MADE FOR LOVIN!
Dainichi> Hobbit flapping?
GypsyJr> LOL.. YEAH! Um..wait...
Dainichi> Er, fapping.
* GypsyJr chokes on soda and dies
Dainichi> "They call me...TATER SALAD."
LymenezerScrooge> oh god hobbit fapping
[about Santa]
Rowen> And for some reason that feisty fart brought me a stapler.
Hoggle> lies rowen.. lies
Rowen> Nuh uh.
Rowen> What are lies?
Rowen> THERE IS NO SANTA?!?!
Hoggle> thats a lie!!
Hoggle> hehe
Rowen> I thought I just mumbled and he got "stapler" out of diamond ring.
* Rowen shrugs.
Rowen> I think I'll draw him a picture next time.
Rowen> with my stapler.
Rowen> on his chest.
DoctorRock> I have a fear of brian downey
sundance> I fear Veggietales
sundance> We had Veggietales doubled up in a theater with Red Dragon...our projectionist started the wrong film one night. The tip off was when the vegitables started singing...Lector doesn't sing.
sundance> Once I stopped laughing I apologized and explained that it was the wrong film.....Hannibal isn't a vegetarian.
DoctorRock> sounds strange
sundance> Yes, Veggietales was far more scary then Red Dragon.
Bug> HEATHER, QUIT MASTURBATING TO TELETUBBIES.
Copperblue> Broccoli is not a snack food.
Copperblue> Broccoli is a garnish.
Copperblue> Doritos... now that's some snacky food.
* Red Fraggle I got [Barenaked Ladies - Be My Yoko Ono] - (2:46/128kbps) in mah pants.
humansRsuperior> BARE NAKED LADIES.....I like them.
Rexisadog> we could not afford bare naked ladies so we have to settle with this clown with a butt crack
kink> because I love Jim Henson
* CritterKeeper notes that kink's kink is apparently necrophilia
* One plays dildo - life for rent
One> omg.. i need to rename that track
* One plays dido - life for rent
One> that's better
Ramses> when I get sinus headaches, I try steaming my face...albeit carefully
Ramses> if I get up with a headache in the middle of the night, I'll blast my face with the blowdryer
Lyme> personally, I just slam my head into the wall.
Lyme> a blowdryer would hurt too much.
Lyme> hrm they have animal plushies at Suncoast. I like to go in there and play with them while screaming 'WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!'
Rexisadog> sigh...being left handed is rough
FarDareisMai> Rex: only if your skin is
FarDareisMai> oops, did I say that?
Wibta> wrinkled floor wax. and for what? simply to achieve your goals of proon and vabbin? you MONSTER!!!!
Wibta> photographs hurt hair curlers as often as they can.
Copperblue> I think Wibta is a lil upset that you guys have killed and are now eating his mango.
Wibta> not really. i'm just upset you lost your dance partner.
Copperblue> Awww....
Wibta> never liked the evil mango, myself.
Wibta> i want to chew a bumble bee.
Copperblue> That's kinda sweet there, Wibta.
* Wibta (Wibta@m172.l150.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off))
Copperblue> Yep.
Copperblue> He's on crack.
Dainichi> How cold does it have to be before your farts become steam?
Lyme> ... I dunno, I never checked
Bug> That's a very me question.
Dainichi> I thought about it the other day, because I was eatting outside at lunch, and somebody farted, and I wondered why it wasn't steam.
Dainichi> Clothing muffles it, probably. I'm betting that if you farted while naked in the cold, it'd be steam.
Dainichi> Not that I'm going to try.
jennlf> damn, why does his dick have so much control over him?
ShadowGryphon> maybe his arms aren't long enough
Chrono> http://www.tolkientown.com/shop/product_info.php?cPath=66_45&products_id=272
Chrono> ya know whats weird.....
Chrono> we are so a part of that movie.....
Chrono> the lust for the rings. not quite as strong, but we would all love to have something of the kind
* ChiDoll denies ring-lust. yup. denying it aaaall the way. >.> *twitch*
Chrono> LMAO!
Chrono> IT IS MY BURDEN!
Chrono> omfg COSTUMES!
ArtistStudio> behind every living person stand 30 dead
ArtistStudio> that's a surprising statistic
ArtistStudio> based on an estimate of the total human population to date
ArtistStudio> considering there are 7 billion of us alive now, in all of history it is estimated there have been somewhere around 2.1 trillion human beings
ArtistStudio> er - wait 210 billion
* ArtistStudio tries to imagine a place that can hold 210 billion human souls
ArtistStudio> naw - can't do it - there must be some recycling going on
ArtistStudio> so do I have a freshly minted soul or a re-tread?
scandinavia> well, what is the stuff you put on mosquito bites
scandinavia> it omes in a spray can
Lyme> MACE
* codeaddict isn't ALWAYS in people's quotes lists
Bandit69> my first dog's name was Sampson...and i shoulda known better...cuz the first time we had him groomed....he got all lazy and stuff
* Lyme watches Gizmo and comes to the conclusion that most women=cats and most men=dogs
* Lyme = dog.
ChiDoll> you like your belly scratched?
Lyme> no, but I like licking my balls.
ChiDoll> i want a souvenir!
Aangelhart> oh what do you want? cos I cant smuggle a girl back
ChiDoll> stow away a pretty girl in your- AW!
codeaddict> Aangelhart i want a MAN
codeaddict> bring me back a MAN
ChiDoll> methinks Aangel knows me too well... >.>
codeaddict> that's what you can do
Aangelhart> um cant smuggle that either code
Twins-Lie> where ish JJ?
Lyme> I think she's sleeping
Lyme> she won't answer.
Twins-Lie> awwwwwwwww fuck
Lyme> Or maybe the cat killed her, because I can't find the cat.
ghost-001> wow... I've never seen the Karma Sutra with pop-ups, before.
Louis> Aangelhart checkign your lag now
Aangelhart> test
Aangelhart> damnit
Aangelhart> I am
* Aangelhart is lagging
Aangelhart> as apposed to me usually slagging
Red Fraggle> I like my insulation against the cold. Fuck Atkins.
Lyme> plus, considering what you eat on it I wouldn't be surprised if you end up with cholesterol and blood pressure problems
Lyme> It's like 'CHUG BACON FAT IT'S GOOD FOR YOU'
Red Fraggle> Heh, speaking of which, I was highly amused today watching the skinny chicks shivver like chihuahuas on caffiene
ghost-001> I've yet to meet my intellectual equal in a woman, though.
humansRsuperior> like I said, ghost. Check out the chimp cage.
Dainichi> If I worked with them, Lindsey would have died within about two weeks.
Dainichi> And wouldn't be found for several months.
Dainichi> I'd leave him in like, Disney's California Adventure. OR something.
Dainichi> And I'd definately make him unidentifiable.
ChiDoll> lol
* Dainichi looks around for whatever's left of her halo.
ChiDoll> i think it's between the sofa cushions.
Dainichi> Ah.
Dainichi> ...crap, there's pizza grease on it. And it smells like dog farts.
Lyme> jesus christ.
Lyme> I search for episodes of Scryed and get results for 'britney spears bdsm'
humpeh> hey look its natual penis inhancer
humpeh> azsar
humpeh> yay!
humpeh> sci fi targets the geeks with small penises
Rudy4Pez> What are you talking about?
Rudy4Pez> Wait.
Rudy4Pez> Never mind.
* Rudy4Pez smacks own forehead.
humpeh> nightmarish giant penis dancing in the night
* Rudy4Pez vomits... again.
humpeh> cripes man pull it together
* ChiDoll gives Rudy some dramamine
humpeh> good shit
* Rudy4Pez wipes his mouth and gets some water.
humpeh> rudy summatter you dont like vaginas?
humpeh> everyone loves viginas
humpeh> COMON!
Rudy4Pez> Right.. I'll bet you keep one as a pet.
Lyme> OH FUCKING BITE ME YOU LIAR LIAR
Lyme> SOMEONE SET HIS PANTS ON FUCKING FIRE ALREADY GODDAMMIT
Dainichi> Thailand's army is made up of hookers.
Dainichi> With funny syphillis.
Bug> Tornado hits cemetary; thousands found dead.
Louis> Aangelhart i know how milk in a container would be VERY attractive to me
Louis> uh... humans is scary
humansRsuperior> Loooooooooooouis. Oh Loooooooooooooooooooooooouis
* humansRsuperior holds up the ribbons and sparkles
Louis> oh GOD
* Louis hides
* Louis is BALD bald as a um... something bald
Aangelhart> bald as a new born babes arse?
Lyme> I came out with so much hair on my ass they shaved it off and made a toupee
Lyme> then they sold it to shatner
Aangelhart> hey mum always said watch and learn
Aangelhart> but GOD when I walked in on them doing it ugh
Aangelhart> didnt think she meant that
FarDareisMai> lol
Aangelhart> I know! I had to face them at breakfast!
Louis> Aangelhart that why you watched American Pie?
Aangelhart> lol uh no shut up
Aangelhart> I was so shocked I told everyone
Louis> to THINK Aangelhart
FarDareisMai> lol
humansRsuperior> hmmmm....this explains Aangelhart
Aangelhart> lol yeh doesnt it?
Louis> you could never have been born?
codeaddict> yeah it really REALLY does
Aangelhart> HEY my mum didnt try to swallow me
Aangelhart> ok she did, but shut up
Dainichi> I think the reason we've domesticated dogs and cats is because we secretly hope that if we live with them long enough, we'll learn how to lick our own crotches.
Bug> Yeah, I noticed that they were both female.
Bug> Chichi's carrying my alien lovechild.
Bug> We're gonna name it Spatula Jr.
justRed-dammit> wellllllll shit... i'm hungry.... fuck....
CMYK> that's life in a nut shell....
Dainichi> AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
Dainichi> Someone isn't going to have a girlfriend much longer.
* Lyme points and laughs at Dean on her TV, then gives him a broom and a midget.
Evan> Cop: "*in radio* White male arrested for a penal code, drunk in public." Fucktard: "A penal code? I didn't show no penis."
BFF> Lyme = Lime!
Lyme> NAAAAAAAAAAAW, YA THINK?
Lyme> OH MY GOD!
Lyme> I've been using this nick for 7 years and I never realised it was a hominym for lime!
Bug> HOMO
Lyme> SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKU!
Lyme> yes, that is my favorite color
Lyme> wookin pa nub in awww da wong paces
Rexisadog> the world is upside down....Gates being Knighted
humansRsuperior> no, he's being semi-knighted
humansRsuperior> he doesn't get called "Sir Gates"
Rexisadog> ok...so he is a knight-lite
Red Fraggle> I swear to god, today when we all filed out of the school when the fire alarm went off, my former teacher Mr. Daniels looked positively delighted as he said "Maybe it's a real one!"
Lyme> Bwahaha. MANA: http://moonglow.nu/gardenia/images/mana/mana262.jpg http://moonglow.nu/gardenia/images/mana/mana76.jpg
Bandit69> Lyme...THAT'S a GUY?!?!
Bandit69> i'd consider trading in on my straightness for that guy
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> so
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> got a new car streeo
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> latest tech
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> and if i shout "rock" it plays rock
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> and if i shout "pop" it plays pop
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> and if i shout "church" it plays gospel
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> the other day some kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "Fucking kids"
DjinnNeedsSnowshoes> and it played Michael Jackson
Red Fraggle> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Bandit69> Scramble Game has now been started!
Bandit69> Hint: a band
Bandit69> Word: oleh
ghost-001> hole
Bandit69> ghost-001 answered hole and that is the correct answer!
Bandit69> ghost-001 now has 19 point(s) in Scramble Game
Bandit69> ghost-001 needs just ONE point to win!
bg> well....?
ghost-001> the waiting is killin' me.
bg> me too
ghost-001> bandit... come on, man.
bg> bandit is mean!
ghost-001> he must be looking for a particularly hard on.
ghost-001> er.... one.
Liz-Parker-Evans> lol, I saw a Jessica Simpson commercial with muppets earlier, thought of you two ;)
RetroVertigo> wow, that's a meeting of the minds
RetroVertigo> jessica simpson and inanimate collections of wood and cloth