DocObvious> One is a senator from Massachusetts, the other is a psychic who talks to the dead. Together, they fight crime.

Lyme> Sometimes, the voices in my head have funny conversations that amuse me way more than they prolly should.
Lyme> One just said 'I love you like a fat kid loves cake!' and another responded with 'What, you mean covered in frosting and with a fork in me?'

HyperKinetic> My cat is big and black
HyperKinetic> And he's a baaaadaaaasss
HyperKinetic> He's so big and black, that when he goes into a bar he yells "Where all da white kitties at?"

GypsyJr> Lyme, you're the chlorine in the LJ pool

Lyme> are you still fapping??
Lyme> ... er
Lyme> flapping
Lyme> crap freudian slip
HyperKinetic> Lyme is thinking about my wang
Lyme> I blame the bit about wankage in the flamewar
Lyme> Ew, I wasn't, but I am now, and now I need to listerine my braincells
HyperKinetic> MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dainichi> Why did Pee-Wee have to masturbate in public? Now we have no more of his joy.

Manneh> I just want to warn all of you...
Manneh> you don't want to get whatever 24 hour bug I just had
Manneh> cause I think it gave me permanent brain damage
Manneh> I finally woke up from my comatose stupor about 20 minutes ago...
Manneh> and since then...even I can tell that I have been rather psychotic
Manneh> lol first I was pretending to be a Muslim woman, and then I was doing African tribal chants, and then somehow I ended up hysterically laughing on the floor for a good ten minutes while my mom, dad, and little brother looked on

* Dainichi loves all animals. Especially trouser snakes.

HyperKinetic> Damn
HyperKinetic> Guys are ugly
HyperKinetic> I hate it when they get their face in the frame during sex scenes

HyperKinetic> Push push push push [01:48] hayt> ;)
HyperKinetic> [01:48] * beyond closes her eyes!
HyperKinetic> [01:48] Draeko> (draeko = dragon_
HyperKinetic> [01:48] Zaboo> Of course not, dear Draeko
HyperKinetic> [01:48] Draeko> :)
HyperKinetic> ack
HyperKinetic> Life is like a cut and paste, you never know what you're gonna get
HyperKinetic> *gump*

SylvreWolfe> and a thousand sand fleas accursed upon your enemas
SylvreWolfe> er enemies

Fraggle> I don't think I've ever been to the craft sextion in the rich people Walmart before.
Fraggle> ...section.
Fraggle> >_<

Dainichi> Why is it that kids in anime have large heads?
HyperKinetic> Because anime is Japanese for "We don't do realism"
HyperKinetic> You might as well ask why all the women have large breasts
HyperKinetic> Or why they have big eyes
HyperKinetic> Small mouths
HyperKinetic> Looooong legs, and no waist
* Lyme beats Hyper to death with a stereotype
Lyme> Don't make me make you watch Serial Experiments Lain.
Lyme> That's WORSE than torture
Lyme> that will make you cry like a bitch
Lyme> and want those 7 1/2 hours of your life back.
* HyperKinetic dodges the stereotype
* Twins-lie trips the dodge
Lyme> woohoo!
* HyperKinetic makes a peace sign at Lyme, and a teardrop materializes on the side of his face
Lyme> and hyper trips and falls directly into a writhing vat of tentacle monsters.

AbortedFetus> Hey, what do you call an abortion in Central Europe?
Lyme> whaT?
AbortedFetus> A cancelled Czech

Lyme> Dear brain: Shut the fuck up. No, seriously. What the hell is with you lately? First, it's 'lobster no jutsu' and now you just told me 'Mmm, when I grow up I wanna be just like Lex Luthor: Bald and with a last name that screams 1337speak.'

Lyme> huh. Most rock stars, when shooting music videos, don't need to be covered in enough prosthetics to be mistaken for a farscape character.
Lyme> THANK THE JAPANESE ARE ALL FUCKING GEEKS.
Lyme> er, thank the jesus, not thank the japanese.

uberchorn> you have sex with one donkey, and your world goes to shit

GypsyJr427: *taunts Annie* Yeah, you got to go to comic-con, but I got to get rat-arsed drunk with an effeminate pirate!

* SylvreWolfe is a pagan heathen who used moon pies and rc cola for cakes and ale ritual

Fraggle> Bush is jealous his wife won't let him do anal.
HyperKinetic> Georgie! Not there! God won't allow it!
Fraggle> Only missionary, George, that's all god allows!
Fraggle> No blowjobs!
Fraggle> ...Jesus that would suck.
HyperKinetic> Only missionary, AND you have to do it to me through this hole in the blanket!
Fraggle> And you can't enjoy it!
Fraggle> Anything worth doing is sinful. Thank goodness I'm a hellbound heathen.

Fraggle> Never go to Victoria's Secret when there's a sale
Fraggle> The women foam at the mouth.
Fraggle> "OMG PANTIES"

* TheMummy is now known as Ed
Ed> TV GOOD FOR ED
Matsui> Ed, where di you come from?
* Scaper-X is now known as Edd
Edd> Oh my.
* Matsui is now known as Eddy
Edd> Messy messy messy...
* Eddy lassos double D and makes him build Raccoon world next to the junk yard.
Ed> Blame my parents, Eddy!
Ed> Service is my middle toe, Check please!

Dainichi> We were talking about awkward situations with parents and the goatse guy.
Lyme> YAY GOATSE!
Lyme> ... you know, I should not be 'yay'ing for gaping man-anus.

Lyme> Never do you expect to be waiting in line for a PLC concert and have a staffer dressed in like, traditional-looking chinese garb tell you 'yeah, the mooninites were giving us trouble so they got moved to the back of the crowd'

Fraggle> gaping man anus
HyperKinetic> I LOVE YOU THIIIIS (_(@)_) MUCH!!

Lyme> okay.
Lyme> <- geek.
Lyme> it says '973 mb' on tv for the pressure of the hurricane, right?
Lyme> and I look at that and go 'wtf megabytes?'
Lyme> until the lady on tv says milibars.
Lyme> damn, that hurricane's almost got a whole gig!

Dainichi> I have vanilla citrus body scrub, and dude, it smelled like rubbing myself with a fried chicken.
Dainichi> Not a good one, either, like McNuggets

HyperKinetic> I wonder if dead people who get put in a microwave explode like weenies if they heat for too long

Lyme> Huzzah, my mental retardation is complete: I just injured myself on a hot dog.

DocMagus> ChiDoll must be a bot; she only lurks to log chat
note from self: nope, i'm not a bot. i just lurk and watch. };)

Lyme> voices in my head: Why o why are you singing La Bamba?
Lyme> I've got merv the perv, don't call me angie, the devil, and bob christ all wearing sombreros and very drunkenly belting out 'PARA BAILAR LA BAMA, SE NECESSITA UNA POCA DE GRACIA'
Lyme> er, bamba.
Lyme> Except, not a one of them speaks spanish, so it's mostly gibberish.
Lyme> And Richie Valens is helping them. Except it's Zombie!Richie, because he's dead.
Lyme> OH GOD WHY THE FUCK HAS PEE WEE HERMAN JOINED THEM

SylvreWolfe> want to see a pic of dak and his girlfriend?
Valkurja> is it the right or the left hand?
SylvreWolfe> http://www.10-7.com/humor/photopages/wyoming%20date.jpg
Bean> no wonder DaK looks sheepish so often

Dainichi> Sadly, in the US, penis popsicles and lollypops are regulated to bachelorette parties.

Fraggle> Wow, aborted fetuses are not the thing to look at after eating pizza

Lyme> OOOooOOO there's another hurricane out there already?
Lyme> fucking hell yes
ChiDoll> they named it yet?
Lyme> Ivan
Lyme> THE SOVIET HAMMER
Lyme> (that last part I added)
HyperKinetic> Yakov
* Lyme stabbed chat to death
HyperKinetic> THE SMIRNOV!
Lyme> roses are red
Lyme> violets are blue
Lyme> IN SOVIET RUSSIA POEMS WRITE YOU
HyperKinetic> What a country!

Lyme> Al Roker?
Lyme> Should not be skinny.
Lyme> it's wrong.
Lyme> yes, forcefeed him them.
Lyme> <-- watching weather channel.
Lyme> he was on earlier
Lyme> and he should not be a skinny man.
HyperKinetic> Al Roker has vagina neck
HyperKinetic> I want to make loooooove to Al Roker neck

Fraggle> I shall be back tomorrow if I haven't been carried off naked by tornados.

Evan> Papa Johns or obscure local pizza place.
Lyme> obscure local place!
Evan> Hai!
Evan> They have veal parmigiana.
Evan> [22:48:56] Twiminy> The obscure is usually better..
Lyme> COW BABIES
Evan> [22:49:28] LadyGrace> I don't like that papa john's puts the toping under the cheese
Evan> [22:49:30] LadyGrace> it'slike
Evan> [22:49:34] LadyGrace> it's TOPPING!
Evan> [22:49:37] LadyGrace> not undering
Evan> [22:49:38] LadyGrace> you ass!
Lyme> mmm, ass.
Lyme> I mean
Lyme> >_>
Evan> heh.
Lyme> you know how most people have that lovely little circuit breaker between brain and mouth that stops certain things from being said the minute they're thought? NOT ME, BAYBEE

Ouzo> That's what Florida is there for - to sop up hurricaunes.
* WolfeafkStuff was in florida for floyd gert and harv
Rexisadog> who thinks of those names
WolfeafkStuff> some jerk water meteorologist
Rexisadog> well...we need some scarier names
WolfeafkStuff> hurricane rex
WolfeafkStuff> hurricane Pk
Rexisadog> like....here comes "Kissyourassgoodbye"

Titsy> My nipples just ran away

Titsy> I miss chatting with you guys. It's been so long since I've bee on a computer regularly that my pinky is cramping!
Lyme> ... somehow, I perverted that
Lyme> yesh
Lyme> you need to be on more
Fraggle> Try your index and birdie finger, they have more stamina.
Fraggle> Heheheheh
Titsy> I know, but I can't get online anywhere but the firehouse.
Lyme> *snork*
Titsy> It's holding my pinky off the keyboard that does it. I don't use it to type.
Lyme> really?
Titsy> Yep. I hit the shift with it, but that's it.
Lyme> either of em?
Lyme> that would fuck me up
Titsy> Only the left one to shift. Er...I guess not. I hit the enter with the right one, apparently.
Lyme> hee
Titsy> But they have very limited functions and the left one is cramping right now!
Lyme> well, I never use my right thumb...
Titsy> I use my thumbs.
Lyme> my right thumb is reserved for gouging out eyeballs
Titsy> I guess I use the right more than the left, but I use both.
Fraggle> I just hunt and peck with my nose like a chicken.
Titsy> You do it so well.
Lyme> I JUST SLAP THE KEYBOARD WITH MY PENIS AND WORDS COME OUT

* Copperblue mentions to Ramses that Cairo has pyramids nearby.
* Copperblue nods.
Ramses> it sure does.
Ramses> in Giza.
Copperblue> See I know that cuz I'm smart.
* Copperblue chuckles.
Copperblue> And there's 3 of them too.
Copperblue> Oh... and this half lion bodied thing as well.
Copperblue> I think they call it a Spritz.
SylvreWolfe> that it is a sphincter
Copperblue> Oh.
Copperblue> Okay.
Copperblue> And the Sun God Ra lands his space ship on top of those pyramids.

Lyme> OMG BOOBS.
ChiDoll> where?
Satan> boobs?
Lyme> uhm... in my shirt?
Lyme> I just love yelling boobs in here, someone always gets excited

HyperKinetic> I want to fuck a football
GypsyJr> O_o
HyperKinetic> They look like they're just asking for it
Fraggle> If I knew someone like you in real life, I'd hang around them all day just to hear the shit that came out of their mouth.
HyperKinetic> I bet if I could get the laces off, I could squeeze in...

Lyme> I like to be spanked by a 6'7 swedish dominatrix while wearing a dolphin mask
Lyme> she makes me call her Helga
Lyme> OH HELGA I'VE BEEN BAD SPANK ME AGAIN! *flipper sounds*

Lyme> <-- stupid
Lyme> I'm sitting here going 'OMFG what's that spot on my monitor' for 30 seconds before I realise it's my damn mouse cursor
Lyme> I EVEN TRIED TO RUB IT OFF THE SCREEN.

LymeyDMonkey> ph34r j00r v3gg13z
LymeyDMonkey> THIS SUMMER, YOUR VEGETABLES EAT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

LymeyDMonkey> atheists don't need silly christian holidays. We have such wonderful ones as Pie Day and Talk Like A Pirate day
LymeyDMonkey> No Pants day

* HyperKinetic is now known as pimienta
Lyme> pimento?
Lyme> why did I almost typo that as pimpmento?
ChiDoll> pimp on the brain?
Lyme> Pimps doing mentos commercials
Lyme> slapping his bitch up and the cops look all horrified and then he turns around and does the mentos pose and the cops are all like, 'ohhh, you rascally pimp, you!'

Lyme> OMFG CAKEGASM
Evan|Sulk> Cake gash?
Evan|Sulk> That sounds...sexy.
Lyme> that sounds like someone shoving cake into their noonar
Lyme> AXEWOUND
* Evan|Sulk is now known as Noonar
Fraggle> Ew, that'd get all infected
* Noonar gets all infected.
Lyme> ew
* Fraggle gags
* Lyme is now known as YeastInfection
* YeastInfection hangs out with Noonar
* Fraggle is now known as GonaHerpaSyphilaze
* YeastInfection gets all up in there.
* Noonar runs.
YeastInfection> ROFLMAO
* GonaHerpaSyphilaze attacks Nooner
Noonar> Get out of my ass!
* YeastInfection is now known as THECLAP
THECLAP> WHO'S GOT ME?
* GonaHerpaSyphilaze is now known as Janet
Janet> I got it! I got it!
Noonar> NOT ME 'CAUSE I RUN FAST!
* THECLAP rolls on the floor dying of laughter
* Noonar sprouts baby feet and runs away.
THECLAP> EW
THECLAP> deghaskljhajklghasd
THECLAP> 'ih mny gdad
THECLAP> OH MY OGD
Noonar> <-- winnar
THECLAP> bad mental image of 2 baby legs sticking out of a vagina with woman still attatched dragging her around
* THECLAP is now known as Lyme
ChiDoll> this is almost better than the green vagina and flapping ovaries conversation.
Noonar> Huzzah, I rule.
* Noonar rules all mankind.
Noonar> ...wait.
* Fraggle chops Evan's skittles off. No babies for you.
* Lyme is now known as GapingManAnus
* GapingManAnus loves you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much
Noonar> But how else am I going to raise my army of the really undead?
* Fraggle is now known as ArmEatingGoatse
GapingManAnus> put your car keys in me!
GapingManAnus> c'mon
GapingManAnus> c'mon you know you wanna
* Noonar offers a hamster.
* GapingManAnus swallows it.
* ArmEatingGoatse attacks Evan
GapingManAnus> Squirmy
* Noonar is attacked by a giant anus.
Noonar> Vaginas aren't meant to be the penetrating bit!
GapingManAnus> just lie back and think of england
* ChiDoll is now known as GianormousPhotoshoppedPenis
* Noonar sneezes, stimulating the clit.
* Noonar sneezes, stimulating the clit.
* Noonar orgasms.
* GianormousPhotoshoppedPenis looks all shifty-like and flops around
* ArmEatingGoatse is now known as Fraggle
Fraggle> O_o
HyperKinetic> LOL
* Noonar drapes itself over Hyper.
* Fraggle bats at the floppy penis like a cat
GapingManAnus> o_O
HyperKinetic> ?
GianormousPhotoshoppedPenis> ow? *snerk*
GapingManAnus> EWS
* Noonar 's kind loves teh HK.
* GianormousPhotoshoppedPenis spits up a little
GapingManAnus> HYPER's COVERED IN VAGINA
GapingManAnus> IT'S ALL OVER HIS FACE!
* GapingManAnus is now known as EXCELSIOR
HyperKinetic> Mmm, vagina



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