Lyme> I swear
Lyme> in the cover of night
Lyme> my rats
Lyme> are running a meth lab.
Lyme> because I go into the living room and turn the light on and they always freeze and looks sorta like 'oh shit she's onto us'
Aangelhart> s'ok there is a video in the male for me
Aangelhart> um *mail, cos otherwise that would be too kinky for me
Rexisadog> Hooters now in China....what is the point....lol
Valkurja> you are either pagan or a plagerist
Valkurja> OMG - my brother has a wicked sense of huor - he used my families mugshots and made a proto of a christmas card
Valkurja> sick lil punk, i oughta use it
Dainichi> So...when I'm old.
Dainichi> I'm going to act senile.
Dainichi> And then have "moments of lucidity" around my grandkids.
Dainichi> And of course, my husband.
ChiDoll> *snicker*
Dainichi> But act wacky as hell around my kids.
Dainichi> So then there'll be conversations like this: Son: "Now, remember, kids, be nice to grandma. She's old. She doesn't think right anymore." Grandson: "...but dad. Last week, she gave me advice about girls." Granddaughter: "And she helped me write a paper on Shakespeare!"
ChiDoll> and your kids will go "...o.O wtf?"
Dainichi> Exactly.
Dainichi> Greeting everyone: "Hello kids! Want some sandwiches? Yer grandpa and I went out and shot a wooly mammoth this morning, so come on while the gettin's good!"
* ChiDoll loves on Daini's ebil side
Dainichi> I've discussed this plan with Andrew and he's all, that's kinda mean.
Dainichi> But I'll convince him eventually that life is more fun when people already think you're crazy.
* Dainichi cackles with glee.
* ShadowGryphon (Shadow_Gry@********.********.********.IP) Quit (Quit: Red meat isn't bad for you , it's the fuzzy green meat you need to watch out for)
SylvreWolfe> *to the tune of jesus loves the little children*
SylvreWolfe> napalm sticks to little children
SylvreWolfe> all of the children of the world
SylvreWolfe> red yellow black or white
SylvreWolfe> they will glow on thru the nite
ohmaNingrey> syl hush you'll give me nightmares
Valkurja> pumpkin guts are hard to wash off
Valkurja> ok, i got two carved, sorta
Valkurja> i got bill gates' face on one side and rob zombie on the other
Kasariin> Body Shop makes olive scented soap
Kasariin> And it actually smells reaaaaally good
HyperKinetic> Mmm, olive scented soap
* HyperKinetic fucks the soap
HyperKinetic> Wait...
HyperKinetic> <_<
HyperKinetic> >_>
* HyperKinetic hides
Kasariin> Somebody quotelist that
Aangelhart> altho, I did wake up with a girl in bed with me once
Aangelhart> totally innocnet thank god, fully clothed and she was my pal
Bloodwynd> Now there's a nice spot to come back too.
Aangelhart> I sighed with relief I can tell you
Valkurja> well we would not have thought any less of you either way
Valkurja> love is where you find it
Valkurja> so is raunchy sex
Aangelhart> just not when you wake up and here the girl next to you talking and you think 'wtf? how drunk was I?' its bad enough not recognising the ceiling
Fraggle> Big natural breasts are nice
Fraggle> but fake ones look like bubble wrap
Fraggle> They give me the almost uncontrollable urge to twist them until they pop
Rexisadog> her family has a strange tradition around holidays....they have a glass of wine and say "banzai"
Rexisadog> and then they stick tampons in their ears
ChiDoll> although, my father actually said "i thought he was a gay. how could he have kids if he's gay?" *facepalm*
* Fraggle snorts water
Fraggle> How can them thar gays procreate if theys having ass sex?
ChiDoll> my mother: "...[name], being gay doesn't keep somebody from procreating."
Fraggle> Because homorsexuals never experiement in heterosexual sex and vice versa.
Fraggle> Heh, homor.
Lyme> MARGE IS A HOMERSEXULA
Lyme> HOMERSEXUAL
Lyme> homersexula. that would be a good band name
Lyme> If you like to have sex with comedians does that make you a humorsexual?
FraggleWriting> Dude, I can't imagine looking at a horse or dog and thinking, "that's a nice pIEce of ass".
* Lyme xmas herself.
Lyme> SMAX.
Lyme> not xmas. DAMMIT.
Lyme> there's an interesting typo.
* Lyme xmases herself.
HyperKinetic> Lyme just hit herself with a shitty over-commercialized holiday
Lyme> Now I'm covered in lights and carolers and I've got a fucking tree in my hair
* Lyme easters Hyper.
Lyme> (that means I egged your house, HAHA!)
* HyperKinetic twirls his manties over his head to the tune of [David Bowie - Let's Dance]
ChiDoll> are your manties frilly pink?
HyperKinetic> Whatever you want them to be ;)
HyperKinetic> They can even be a thong with a bunny tail in the back
ChiDoll> oy lol
* HyperKinetic wiggles his bunny tail
Lyme> It'd be like me showing up wearing makeup, heels, and a designer dress and not telling one single inappropriate joke loudly in public.
* Dainichi rubs her math book on her head and hopes for learning via osmosis.
Grouchy-Lemur> Frankly I think I like Jews because THEY KILLED CHRIST!! ;P
Grouchy-Lemur> So anything that makes Xians cry is okay with me :P
DocObvious> I wonder how hard it would be to put to gether a telethon for lycanthropy.
Dainichi> So, I was thinking
Dainichi> Maybe
Dainichi> If I sleep upside down
Dainichi> The fat in my hips will go into my boobs.
Lyme> o_O
Lyme> and why do xians get so bent out of shape about sacrificing goats or sheep or children? They did it in the bible.
Lyme> You know, I knew something was fishy when god said 'hey, abe. Kill your kid' and abe was like 'OMGWTF? Well, if you say so' and then god was all like 'PSYCHE!'
Daini-away> So, so so
Daini-away> I'm looking at the menus
Daini-away> Looking for the FUCKING Deleted things
Daini-away> Because I want more of Will Ferril being a spazz in a tunic
Daini-away> And it says on one of the menus, "LOOK FOR MORE SPECIAL FEATURES ON DISC II!"
Daini-away> And THIS IS DISC TWO!
Daini-away> So, I think, I'm gonna go to NewLine
Lyme> goddammit. I think I was supposed to have been born with a penis.
Daini-away> And find the guy who makes the DVD menus
Daini-away> And pee on him
Lyme> Why does helen keller wear tight pants?
Lyme> SO YOU CAN READ HER LIPS.
Lyme> oh my god *facepalm*
Lyme> my dad, on the phone
Lyme> just referred to the statue of david as 'dingledangle' and the venus de milo as 'venus hooters'.
Lyme> and I hear my mom in the background going 'DON'T CALL IT DINGLEDANGLE'
TitsyMcClure> No one gets annoyed by music spam?
Lyme> in here? Pfft no
TitsyMcClure> I always feel guilty thinking people are going to get annoyed. *blush*
Lyme> considering like, all of us do it
TitsyMcClure> lol
HyperKinetic> I do :(
TitsyMcClure> You don't count
Lyme> that's like asing us if we mind if you say fuck
HyperKinetic> I keep thinking people are talking in here, then I check and it's just MP3 spam
* HyperKinetic slaps TitsyMcClure around a bit with a large trout
ChiDoll> *snicker*
* Lyme mp3 spamz0rz hyper.
* ChiDoll *sparkle* [The Venus In Furs - Baby's On Fire] - (3:20/128kbps) *sparkle*
Lyme> Show me the hidden meat. [2nd Effect - Float] - [1:45] I know it's back there.
TitsyMcClure> Hyper?
HyperKinetic> TITSY?
TitsyMcClure> If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
* TitsyMcClure twirls Chi's panties over her head to the tune of [Sarah McLachlan - Mirror Ball - 01 - Building A Mystery] - (4:06/128kbps)!
* HyperKinetic twirls Evan's manties over his head to the tune of... whatever
Lyme> HYPER TOUCHED EVAN'S MAN PANTIES
Lyme> WITH HIS TONGUE
Evan> HE DID!
Evan> I have pictures!
Evan> MY TITPENISLIP IS SORE!
Lyme> that's what you get for letting Hyper touch it with his tongue
DocObvious> Just finished a batch of my cornflake wreath cookies.
DocObvious> Guess I'll go make the sugar cookie dough and chill that tonight.
DocObvious> I don't even like the damn things but the boys (teenagers) do.
DocObvious> I figure I feed them cookies now and when I'm senile they'll feed me.