Lyme> WHEN I SHAKE THIS BOTTLE OF LOTION IT MAKES SEX NOISES.
TitsyMcClure> Is ass fuck one word or two?
Lyme> ROFL
Lyme> rofl I dunno use it in a sentence hahaaha
TitsyMcClure> Insult, more like. You assfuck. You ass fuck...
Lyme> assfuck works better as an insult
TitsyMcClure> K
TitsyMcClure> One word. Good. Then I can say it's my new favorite word.
Lyme> who you calling an assfuck?
TitsyMcClure> Guy I know.
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Lyme> because when you're insinuating anal sex it's good to have good grammar!
TitsyMcClure> Right.
Lyme> good, I'm glad you're going with me on this one
TitsyMcClure> Indeed.
ChiDoll> good grammar is aaalways important. can't appear stupid at key times. :D
HyperKinetic> LOL. I can't stop playing the Bukakke song
Lyme> especially not during assfucking.
Lyme> assfuckery?
Lyme> assfuckery and the bukakke song: just another night in #nhp
ChiDoll> yeah. you don't want someone banging your back door and talking dirty in awful grammar. *nod*
Lyme> you know, now I'm going to one day have to visit Japan and go to Nagasaki just to sing that song.
* Lyme snorks at chi
HyperKinetic> HAHAHA
Lyme> come back, be all like
Lyme> 'so, what did you do on your trip to nagasaki?'
Lyme> 'sang a song about buckets of cum!'
Rexisadog> sighs
Rexisadog> eww
Rexisadog> what did I walk into
TitsyMcClure> What do you ALWAYS walk into in here? Shit and sex juices. You're surprised?
TitsyMcClure> And if you're REALLY lucky, in that order.
Rexisadog> I need hip waders in here
HyperKinetic> OMG, I laughed like a moron at this: LatinKing> my pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, "do you wanna trade cards", damn right, lets trade some cards, i can trade you, but not my Charizard
Rexisadog> my MOTHER bought me a three foot long vibrator Chi...I think she is trying to tell me something
HyperKinetic> My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar
Spi> could you teach me?
HyperKinetic> I'd have to charge!
Spi> that's okay, cuz it's better than mine
Rexisadog> and then I don't think gnomes and christians mix well...lol
Rexisadog> what would our children look like....HoBBITS!!!!
Bastage> Hey, there's a South Park marathong on tonight?
* SylvreWolfe has no desire to see any of the south park kids in a thong
* AngryMcStabstab is now known as Stab-o-bot
Stab-o-bot> I'M A ROBOT
* Stab-o-bot does the me.
Mote> PARUMPUM- CHA!
oriongirl> what was that?
Bean> rimjob
Bean> err, rim shot
* TIL changes topic to 'My new years resolution is 1024 x 768'
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ErynTzun> What are you attaching, dismembered limbs?
Dainichi> I'M NOT DEAD
ErynTzun> Mostly dead?
Fraggle> I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS!
Dainichi> I'm tired enough I might qualify for mostly dead.
TitsyMcClure> I want sex.
BitfishyBob> whoa whoa whoa dude
BitfishyBob> I think my geekiness just reached new levels
BitfishyBob> I just figured out how to say 'these are not the droids you're looking for' in japanese.
TitsyMcClure> Lyme looks like Penn.
TitsyMcClure> http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Sep-03-Wed-2003/photos/penn.jpg
TitsyMcClure> Are you two related? IS THAT YOUR DADDY!?
TitsyMcClure> OHMIGOD, LYME HAS PENN DNA!
Rexisadog> feel really bad about shooting those brownie scouts who had the wrong house that night
Rexisadog> sigh
Iggy> Rex shooting girl scouts is a bad idea
Aangelhart> just telling chevy about the convo with my mum about hetrosexuals lol
Aangelhart> she thought (God bless her) that homosexual was 2 men, and hetrosexual was 2 women, when I told her I was the latter, she gave me the old "I love you anyway" till I explained
Lyme> So, Lyme, how are you today?
Lyme> Not so good, I have a cold and shit
Lyme> you should see the wad of snot I hawked up this morning while taking a piss
ChiDoll> O.o
Lyme> I almost drowned before I was able to spit it in the si OH HELLO CHI
* Lyme coffs.
Lyme> >_>
Lyme> <_<
ErynTzun> oy! newbies!
ErynTzun> How can anyone be this ignorant after so many years?
Lyme> PRACTICE AND HARD WORK!
Lyme> (or voting republican)
TitsyMcClure> Never mind. Too tired to fuck
TitsyMcClure> With it
TitsyMcClure> WITH IT
TitsyMcClure> They day I'm too tired to fuck is the day they lay my cold, dead body into the ground.
TIL> "Why not move the political conventions to one of the winter months so all that hot air won't go to waste?"
NaiveAndTrue> Til reminds me of having a conversation near someone with Autisim.
Lyme> I wish the voices in my head would stop singing about how they love bukakke.
Lyme> and the dude who plays Pippin makes me want to stick him in a leprechaun costume and make him say 'they's always after me lucky charms'
Spi> that's dark
Lyme> what is
Spi> the fantasy you just revealed
Lyme> That's not any fantasy.
Lyme> Well, not a sexual one.
Spi> okay, slightly less dark than before, then
Lyme> just one more of my little 'the world would be a happier, more psychotic place if' trains of thoughts.
Lyme> HE LOOKS LIKE THE FRIGGIN LUCKY CHARMS DUDE!
Spi> you're SURE there's no "it's magically delicious" lurking somewhere in that notion?
Lyme> *snicker* No, nothing sexual to that.
Lyme> but thanks, now I have John Leguizamo in my head going 'Have you ever fucked a leprechaun' in a bad irish accent.
HyperKinetic> Lyme, is that anything like Leguizamo's "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears" joke?
Lyme> er, I dunno, I haven't heard that joke.
Lyme> I've only seen Freak half a dozen times
HyperKinetic> Well, do this: Put your hands in your pockets, then ask someone if they've ever kissed a rabbit between the ears before. When they say No, you pull out the pockets and yell "KISS IT, KISS IT!!!"
ChiDoll> *facepalm* bad, bad, bad.
Lyme> god, that's awful.
HyperKinetic> :D
Lyme> lol
* ChiDoll stores that in the back of her mind >.>
HyperKinetic> Hehe
* Lyme would prolly ruin her pants by doing that.
Lyme> And not in a pervy way.
Evan> ...
Lyme> in a 'oh shit I just ripped the pockets out' way
Evan> Ah.
HyperKinetic> Mental note, never put Preparation H on weenie
TitsyMcClure> Alright
TitsyMcClure> I'm going to masturbate.
TitsyMcClure> I mean...sleep.
TitsyMcClure> I so meant slept.
Lyme> WHAT?
ChiDoll> WHAT!
Lyme> WHAT?
Evan> ...you're not Little John, neither of you.
Dainichi> Haha, the "breaking your neck trying to suck your own dick" thing in Clerks reminds me of a convo we had at school
Dainichi> We were discussing what to do if you get a hooker and the cops bust in
Dainichi> And I was all, yeah, you should never do really weird shit with a hooker, because you don't want the cops to catch you with a Barbie up the ass.
Dainichi> And don't face the door, to avoid cumming in someone's eye as they enter.
AngstLad> screw that. face the door, and if they barge in, you can blind 'em and make a getaway
AngstLad> must be practical
* EmoLass facepalms
Dainichi> Well, the problem with that is that if they catch you, they'll prolly put you in jail for assaulting a police officer.
Dainichi> But hey, they'll be plenty of guys who'll stick things up your ass there!
AngstLad> yeah
AngstLad> i guess the "i was cleaning it and it just went off" excuse wouldn't quite work
Aangelhart> my mate went to the Rocky Horror Show, all dresses up in fishnets, and got stopped by the police, he couldnt show his drivers licence cos his false nails were in the way
Aangelhart> HE had some explaining to do
TitsyMcClure> I need some sex.
Fraggle> That's why god gave you hands.
Dainichi> So, this girl at school has these cute socks.
Dainichi> And I'd like some, because they're cute, but, is it just me or does the phrase, "cute socks" sound weird?
Lyme> ... not weird to me
Dainichi> I think it sounds too much like, "Nice shoes wanna fuck?" to me.
Lyme> CUTE SOCKS WANNA DRYHUMP?
Dainichi> So, I told the guys the thing about how dildo means "open" in latin at lunch.
Dainichi> And suddenly, everything was "dildo."
Dainichi> "Someone left the door dildo!"
Dainichi> "Clifton, dildo the freakin' trunk!"
Dainichi> "Tommy, why'd you have to dildo your big mouth?"
Lyme> *snork*
Lyme> that last one
Lyme> that's just not right.
ThatBadSpi> that's just because you're not dildo-minded
Lyme> *groan*
ThatBadSpi> hey, c'mon, it was a double pun
Lyme> deserves double groans for that
ErynTzun> hmm Amanda Peterson and Viber2820
ErynTzun> viper that is
Lyme> lol freudian slip, given the current topic of convo?
ErynTzun> no, it was a typo!
ThatBadSpi> i'm STILL not convinced Hanson were all boys
ThatBadSpi> the drummer and the keyboard players are girls, dammit
TitsyMcClure> HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY, YOU BITCH. *hug*
* Lyme screams and hisses and yowls like a cat in water
TitsyMcClure> You'll live. Now, bend over. TIME FER YO' BIRFDAY SPANKIN'
Lyme> 'you'll live, bend over' doesn't bode well
Dainichi> Good lord I wish I could chatlog real life.
Lyme> I'm gonna seriously perforate some skulls.
Lyme> and then I'm gonna do me some skullfucking.
Lyme> Evan, lend me your dong.
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ErynTzun> Is that your new name for the bot?
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ErynTzun> or that is no wait
ErynTzun> Lyme fell off the internet!
* TacoThunder is now known as Lyme
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Lyme
Barbarella> lol
Barbarella> tacothunder?
Barbarella> ROFL
Barbarella> that's good
Lyme> yeah
Lyme> from some silly superhero meme
Lyme> now you all know my secret
Lyme> fruit by day
Lyme> superhero by night
Lyme> that made me burninate my pants with glee.
TitsyMcPunchingBag> Chili for dinner?
Lust> And PMS is to blame.
HyperKinetic> I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE PMS TOO. Oh wait...
Lust> No shit. Your PMS is worse than mine
HyperKinetic> Then you sympathize with my ordeal?
HyperKinetic> COME HERE SISTER!
* HyperKinetic opens his arms wide for a hug
Lust> Fuck off.
Evan> Sybians are nifty.
Evan> Let's get one.
Evan> For the room.
Evan> I call first dibs.
HyperKinetic> I want to data a stripper!
HyperKinetic> date
HyperKinetic> Not data
Lyme> uh huh
Lyme> freudian slip's showing
* HyperKinetic suddenly gets a mental image of Brent Spiner stripping >_o
Lyme> rubadubdub, let's spill some blood, yay god?
Lyme> oh shit
Lyme> I declare that to be the Dubya dinner grace
Dainichi> MY FARTS SMELL LIKE EGG DROP SOUP
Dainichi> I had chinese food.
Aangelhart> cos I want to know if Im the only one, when putting it on, if I make this stupid face, and open my mouth, cos you kow, when you put on mascars, your mouth automatically opnes
Aangelhart> must have been invented by a man
Aangelhart> that wasnt quotes was it?
Aangelhart> *quoted
Aangelhart> cool I dont mind you quoting, just fix my spelling mistakes, dot make me any worse than I am
Evan> 50 secs
Evan> 30...
* Lyme outbids evan at the last minute
Evan> I KILL YOU.
Lyme> sn1p0rz3d!
* Lyme isn't actually gonna BID.
Evan> ARR.
* Evan pees on it.
Evan> MINE NOW.
Evan> It's not even Saturday and I'm already doused in sex fluids.
Evan> http://www.baiting.org/Logs/Jenny/958134356/
Evan> So fucking good.
Lyme> wow, she gargles.
Lyme> oh my god
Lyme> oh my GOD. She just... 2001.
Evan> Heh.
Lyme> Jenny9956: *Then you realize...This is Earth....And in the future it is ruled by gay, black militant men......You cry out as you feel the wrath of 20 13 inch dildos across your face*
Lyme> ROFLMAO
Evan> Jenny9956: We are on a mission...A mission to be the first to cum in space...
Evan> samlizski: Are you going to help me reach our goal?
Evan> Jenny9956: Yes....we must....For the good and advancement of our nation....
Evan> I can't help but think of Ninjas Of The Night
* Evan whips out the Manhandler.
* Evan is now known as BlackMilitantMan
BlackMilitantMan> Arr.
Lyme> DON'T YOU DARE
Rexisadog> that is old Ent
Rexisadog> older than I am
SylvreWolfe> not much is older than you
SylvreWolfe> dirt
SylvreWolfe> cosmos
SylvreWolfe> my car
Ranganathan> did you know they now make microwaves with childproofing
Rexisadog> so they can't get out.....
Fraggle> Charcoal is fun to draw with, but for the 24 hours after I draw with it, all my boogers are grey
Lyme> I look like a giant fuzzy white condom with a resovoir tip
Lyme> Now I feel like I have my neck in a brace
Lyme> HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID THAT MAN PLAY CONCERTS WEARING A GETUP LIKE THIS
Dainichi> He's Japanese.
Dainichi> They're magic.
Lyme> ROFL:
Lyme> I like your logic
Dainichi> Ow shit
Dainichi> I just picked off a freckle
Lyme> wtf how did you do that
Fraggle> O_O
Dainichi> There was an ingrown hair under it
Fraggle> How do you pick off a freckle?
HyperKinetic> ??
Lyme> NO FAIR YOURS COME OFF?
Lyme> you know, this twix commercial with the woman in the red pants going 'does this make me look fat'? DAMN SHE GOT A NICE ASS.
* Quasadu looks for his favorite love song....
* Quasadu plays [concrete blonde - the beast].
* Fraggle whips hers out.
* Fraggle My Anus is bleeding! [Barnes & Barnes - Theres a Penis In My Butt] - (2:18/256kbps) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Fraggle> Oh jesus, I didn't mean for that play message