Lyme> Hey, is it considered necrophilia if they're alive when you start fucking em, but dead when you finish?
Quasadu> you need the ancient medicine of the white man.. chicken noodle soup and sprite
Lyme> he's doing the dance from the thriller video
Lyme> from waaay back when
Lyme> when michael jackson was still a black man
Lyme> you know, that's kinda freaky.
Lyme> people our age are gonna be the last ones who actually *remember* when Michael Jackson was black and not known primarily for molesting children.
Fraggle> "You know that creepy white chick who likes to sleep with little boys? He was once a black man"
Fraggle> My dog has licked me after eating peacock shit so drooly balls don't disgust me anymore
Fraggle> ...ERM.
Fraggle> I mean tennis balls.
Lyme> someone just posted a comment on lj 'I remember you, you got white paint all over my boyfriend!'
Evan> ...
HyperKinetic> Lyme bukakked over someone's boyfriend
Lyme> when I got my yeticorn face paint on that guy.
Lyme> not bukakke.
HyperKinetic> BUKAKKE!
Lyme> Bukakke doesn't come out of my chin
HyperKinetic> Yes it does
HyperKinetic> You have a chin penis
Lyme> I wish
Lyme> wait... why do I wish THAT?
* HyperKinetic fondles Lyme's chin penis
Lyme> my chin penis will not have sex with your arm vagina
HyperKinetic> Damnit
HyperKinetic> :(
Lyme> you know this is prolly going on the QL, right??
HyperKinetic> LOL, yeah
HyperKinetic> I can see Chi rushing to her log file
Lyme> "I smell a dirty diaper! God, why does THAT turn me on?"
Dainichi> So, I can't remember if I mentioned this, but I entered an MTV contest, that, if you win, the prize is $250,000 and a trip to Japan with Gwen Steffani and a friend.
Dainichi> And if I win, I hope to god MTV has someone that can keep an eye on me.
Dainichi> There are several things I see happening if I'm allowed to wander off in Tokyo.
Dainichi> 1) I'll be lost forever (tiny, brown hair), 2) I'll end up like Largo and Piro from Megatokyo, spending all my cash and not being able to go home, eat, or sleep somewhere. Or, 3) There will be a live Japanese person in one of my bags on the way home.
Aangelhart> hell yeh Diva, Iirish men are soooo easy
DocObvious> Drop me off in Wales
Aangelhart> no no no Wales men shag sheep
Bandit69> ew
SylvreWolfe> angel so do guys in arkansas and wyoming
SylvreWolfe> and sweden
Aangelhart> its true, you try sleeping with them, they want you to say baaaaa
* Fraggle tosses Hyper's kitty at Iris
* IriS ducks
IriS> poor kitty
Fraggle> It can land on its feet
Fraggle> At least I don't hurl kitties
Fraggle> and by hurl I mean throw like a baseball, not hurl as in to throw up
IriS> yes, thank you
Lyme> CHILDREN ARE DELICIOUS
Lyme> FUCKING SCRUMPDIDDLYUMPTIOUS
Lyme> I ATE TERRI SCHIAVO BECAUSE MY MOM SAID TO ALWAYS EAT MY VEGETABLES
DocObvious> Egg salad is not mentioned once in the bible.
DocObvious> Not once!
Lyme> A penis is like a dog
Lyme> take it out 4 times a day, give it food and water, it's fine
Lyme> but a vagina? A vagina is a FRIGGIN CAT.
Lyme> ALWAYS WHINING.
Lyme> change my litter box, feed me, love me, I don't like that kind of food, HAIRBALL.
Lyme> oh shit. I just reminded myself of pubic hairballs and now need to go claw my eyes out and strangle myself at the same time.
Fraggle> Someone wrote Arnold the Governator/Terri Schiavo fic??
ChiDoll> O.o;
ChiDoll> that's getting close to necrophilia. *snicker*
Fraggle> EW, even worse, it's sex fic.
Fraggle> ewewewewewew
* Fraggle scrubs her eyes with a brillo pad
* Djinnyeh wants to go to a con with a tribble costume, with lil tribbles hidden inside that she can randomly leave
retro> although at least dak is being an ass
retro> so, there are some constants in this life
Lyme> heh
Lyme> Death, taxes, and DaKargo being an ass
Lyme> And they're all bad things unless they're happening to someone you don't like
Quasadu> i just saw 'punch drunk love' the other night
pip6> how was it quas
Quasadu> honestly?
Quasadu> really good
pip6> i've seen bits and pieces of it and it looked good
Quasadu> you really gotta sit down and watch it start to finish... it's a little surreal
Quasadu> but there was a thing with pudding and frequent flyer miles
pip6> so switching movie topics, i take it you like sin city
Quasadu> i am putting that dvd on my looong amazon wishlist
Quasadu> omg. it was so awesome, it killed the pope
pip6> lol
ChiDoll> oooh, that was bad. *snicker*
Quasadu> seriously, i went to the movie, the pope was alive. i came back, dead
Lyme> Here's something I'm irrationally angry about:
Lyme> The weather channel used to be 42, which made me happy in a geeky way.
Lyme> But then yesterday I woke up and it WAS THE TRAVEL CHANNEL
Lyme> THEY MOVED THE WEATHER CHANNEL TO 70!
Now talking in #Farscape
* Topic is 'I hope they elect a black pope; they can't Anton LeVay died.'
* Set by SylvreWolfe on Fri Apr 08 11:22:54
HyperKinetic> INTERWEB GOOD!
Lyme> that and trading fetish porn
HyperKinetic> FETISH PORN GOOD!
Lyme> hyper likes the golden showers
HyperKinetic> No
Lyme> yes
HyperKinetic> I like ejilulation vids
Lyme> oh my god.
HyperKinetic> I want to get nailed in the face by a squirter
Lyme> LOL
Lyme> OH SWEET JESUS HAHA
* Fraggle curses Publix for still having easter candy on clearance
* Fraggle ODs on rabbit.
pip6> well if you need to prove your manhood you can play with me
Instance> I'll show you pictures of me showing off my manboobs for permission to play with your panties
ChiDoll> o.O wanna see Til as pvc!Aeryn? http://pics.livejournal.com/reblog/pic/000acdts
ViciousCouch> Wait. Wasn't Til a dude?
ChiDoll> siiiii
ViciousCouch> ...Somewhere in Japan, a Jrocker is tied up and naked in a closet.
ViciousCouch> The sad thing is I looked at it and went 'well, I can't see his face, but from what I can see, he don't look too bad in drag'
HyperKinetic> They'd better send me a shiny black modem
HyperKinetic> I no like white
HyperKinetic> Well I do like white in my people
HyperKinetic> <3 you all
HyperKinetic> But just not in my modems
HyperKinetic> I'm a modemist
retro> judge by the content of baud, not the color of their plastic
HyperKinetic> I love you too, Spi
Titsy> I'm gonna masturbate until I'm sore.
Titsy> That's my plan.
TS> sounds like the story of my life
SylvreWolfe> just got back from a 1 mile jog
Grizz> o.O holy frijoles
Grizz> if I went for a 1 mile jog, I wouldn;t be back until thursday
* Lyme gets that run of piercings across the eyebrow and attatches a shower curtain
Lyme> And it'll have a pulley
Lyme> so I can end conversations by going 'I DON WAN TALK TO YOU NO MORE!' in my best French Kiniggits voice and close the drapes
Lyme> that would be awesome.
TS> my fucking roommate! ya know, i love her, but sometimes she can be a real pain in the ass
TS> she, like, used the ENTIRE last roll of TP today while i was at work
Titsy> Maybe she has 'rreah.
Titsy> Maybe her ass is on fire.
TS> i was like "is titsy growli...no, no she means the squirts"
CheshireKitty> "Oh here's my ride, it's a huff! I believe I'll leave in it!"
Lyme> MMMM, MANJUICE SMOOTHIE
Lyme> IT'S CHUNKY
Grizz> sorry pip, updating my LJ
pip6> gee grizz what are you writing war and peace
Grizz> a tale of two titties
Lyme> Robot chicken is so rong
Lyme> wrong, even
Lyme> He-Man and Paris Hilton.
ChiDoll> O.o
Lyme> space aliens and michael jackson
ChiDoll> *SNL flashback*
Lyme> OMG THE REAL MICHAEL JACKSON
Lyme> Man, remember when Michael Jackson was black?
Lyme> And sane?
HyperKinetic> A long long time ago
HyperKinetic> In a galaxy far far away
HyperKinetic> Michael Jackson... was black
Dainichi> HAHA
Dainichi> Gillette is introducing a razor called the Venus Vibrance.
Dainichi> Guess what it does?
ChiDoll> vibrates?
* NoPizza is gonna make ripoffs of the old-skool disposable bic razors with the one dull blade, the flimsy plastic handle, and the bright yellow head
* NoPizza will market them as Occam's Razors
HyperKinetic> A few times I've been down that track
HyperKinetic> And it ain't gon' happen like that
HyperKinetic> You know the rest
Dainichi> Hyper if you keep singing that Bananas song I am gonna skull fuck you.
Lyme> Kimchi is THE NASTY MCGROSS
Dainichi> Kimchi looks like a cabbage abortion.
* Lyme is now known as CabbagePatchAbortion
CabbagePatchAbortion> I would make an awesome band name.
Dainichi> My dad apparently tried it once.
CabbagePatchAbortion> don't ever eat natto
CabbagePatchAbortion> I only ever smelled and saw the stuff and ohmygod, it's fucking nasty
CabbagePatchAbortion> it's got the consistency of snot
CabbagePatchAbortion> runny snot
CabbagePatchAbortion> with chunks of chunky snot in it
* CabbagePatchAbortion is now known as Lyme
Lyme> And it smells like someone shoved a dirty foot up a dirty ass and then cooked it
Lyme> and then made moonshine out of it.
Lyme> Proof that when you live on a small island you go insane and eat crazy shit
Lyme> "FISH? RAW? SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME! *TWITCH*"
Lyme> "THESE BEANS SAT OUT TO LONG AND SOMEBODY SNEEZED ON THEM, YUM YUM!"
ChiDoll> and then someone decided to put all the crazy shit in icecream.
Dainichi> They don't have much else to eat in Japan.
Lyme> They do now, though
Lyme> they're still bat-shit insane
Dainichi> "I am fucking TIRED OF FRIED FISH!" "Here, Harinu-san, eat it raw!"
Lyme> asparagus, corn, and mayonaise on pizza
Dainichi> "Horse meat? That's boring!" "LETS PUT IN ICE CREAM!"
Lyme> HORSE MEAT ICE... damn, beat me to it
Dainichi> I swear, I love the Japanese, but there is something wrong with them.
Titsy> And now I have Viggo Mortensen on one computer and Clive Owen on the other and I'm awesome.
Titsy> I may have to masturbate more often.
...
Titsy> *sob*
Titsy> Two compies. That means TWICE THE PORN