Lyme> Don't give me sugar/caffeine because then I turn into a real jackas
Lyme> jascakass
Lyme> JACK
Lyme> ASS
Lyme> dammit.
NoPizza> LMAO @ "jascakass"
Lyme> I think I like jascakass
NoPizza> it's just one step from jizzcakeass
Lyme> This, folks, is what happens when I just slap the keyboard with my dick.
Lyme> oh my god.

Lyme> I'm nuttier than peanut butter used for lube

Rexzilla> hello Blood
Rexzilla> wish you were a girl....lol
Bloodwynd> Stop that!

Mote> Where is you guys' sense of Cinco deMayo
Mote> Have some Authentic Hispanic Fare
Mote> Like Tostitos and Dr Pepper

Nicky> god damn celexa
Nicky> drunklen lj comments
Tits-OtherComputer> Weee
Nicky> dude nyqul makes pepes sodt
Nicky> soft

Evan> Hey Lyme! Get that /thing/ I sent ya?
Evan> [channels hippo]
* Lyme death-ifies Evan.
Lyme> that's especially wrong given I got a Fedex notice on my door earlier
Lyme> now I'm afraid if I go get it, I'll find a severed penis.

Lyme> I NEED THIS MUCH CAFFEINE JUST TO NOT HAVE WITHDRAWALS
Lyme> WHERE'S MY IV
Fraggle> Heh
Lyme> smoking isn't the gateway drug, caffeine is

Titsy> I need sex toys
adrock> more?!
adrock> I thought you just scored some off amazon?
Titsy> That's a vibrator.
Titsy> SEX TOYS are toys used during sex.
Titsy> My box is looking lonely.
Titsy> Er...
Titsy> SHOEBOX

Bandit69> ChiChi, guess what?
ChiDoll> whassit?
Bandit69> I passed my Firefighter 1 test, so i'm an honest to god official fireman now!
Bean> hail the conquering hero
Bean> or at least the hero in budding
Bandit69> that's more like it
Bandit69> or the goober in the fireman outfit

Fraggle> What the hell. I get a glass of coke, take a sip...and feel something that's not an ice cube. There was a frozen pea in it. O_o

Violette_Frost> they have these new "buzz mats"
Violette_Frost> its a rubber mat that gives the cat a mild shock if it gets on it
Violette_Frost> you put them wherever you dont want to the cat to go
SylvreWolfe> ooh wonder if that works on 4yr old daughters

Bloodwynd> I will. Anakin FALLS to the Dark Side!!!!!!!
SylvreWolfe> ooh no blood, don't spoil
SylvreWolfe> I actually overheard someone coming out of the movie saying he was *surprised* at the ending

Lyme> I FIGGERED IT OUT! These aren't chigger bites, I just got bit by a buck-toothed vampire who sucks at anatomy.
Fraggle> heh
Lyme> no pun intended.
ChiDoll> *dies*
Lyme> I swear that wasn't intended

Lyme> I find it hilarious that none of us seem to be overly disturbed about how we just had a conversation about who would be on top, Han or Chewie.
retro> i'm not disturbed because i know chewie would be on top, shitty fic writers be damned
retro> thus the whole discussion was moot

[04:12:44] ImmortalsDontCry: needs nini
[04:12:47] ImmortalsDontCry: too drunk to function
[04:13:01] PKChiChi: 'tay, nini and sweet dweams :)
[04:13:02] *** Auto-response from ImmortalsDontCry: Catching up on my Sanity Sleep. Fuck beauty, I'll go crazy if I don't get enough rest. :-D

Lyme> If I had only one boob, I'd name it Mount doom.
Lyme> Alas, I have two

Lyme> would it come on digital camera, though?
Lyme> er, come out on
ChiDoll> yep.
retro> i kinda prefered it the other way
retro> ghostjuice all over the camera
retro> a whole new meaning to "he slimed me"

* ChiDoll squoozes Hyperness
* HyperKinetic squoozes Chiness
Lyme> man, I misread that as 'squoozes chinese'
Lyme> Hyper loves Chinese
Lyme> they only come up to his knees
Lyme> they're eager, friendly, and ready to please
* Lyme stabs herself and dies.

Lyme> HA. My horoscope says I should go to church.
Lyme> If I didn't know it was full of shit before, that clinches it

Lyme> THIS IS OUR OOL, NOTICE THERE'S NO P IN IT, KEEP IT THAT WAY

Lyme> I wonder if my mom wanted to eat babies
Lyme> I'm sure this is probably a question I can't ask
Fraggle> Yeah, I doubt you could get away with asking her that
Lyme> 'mom, have you ever craved the flesh of humans?' 'WHAT?' 'I SAID DO YOU WANT CHICKEN FOR DINNER?'

Lyme> I wish I could take my brain out of its case and punch it a few times until it shut up
ChiDoll> Jay singing again? :>
Lyme> no
Lyme> it's doing other obnoxious shit
ChiDoll> aw. at least Jay singing was kinda amusing.
Lyme> you know how vulcans go into heat every 7 years or so? Ponfarr or whatever?
Lyme> apparently my brain does this every 3 years
Lyme> Also, I'm some sort of huge geek for referencing that.
Lyme> I'm actually proud of myself for being THAT geeky
ChiDoll> heeeeee
Lyme> except mine's a bit more caveman.
Lyme> 'UG FIND MAN, CLUB OVER HEAD, DRAG BACK TO CAVE! UG!'
Lyme> and then I punch my brain in the throat and try to explain the concept of 'cooties' to it

FeldercarbFrakFekkFrell> I remember learning to ride a bike though, at 6 years old I could never get it no matter how much I practiced without training wheels.
FeldercarbFrakFekkFrell> Then the DAY I turned 7 the wheels came off and it was no problem.
Lyme> you had to lvl up first, lol

ChiDoll> ...verify my paypal account, my ass. *delete*
Lyme> Chi's ass can verify her paypal account?
* Lyme looks at her ass.
Lyme> USELESS BUM
ChiDoll> *snork*
Lyme> oh shit, bad pun.
Fraggle> Very bad

* ChiDoll giggles at an LJ comment's subject in her inbox. 'Camping rocks'.
Lyme> o_O
* ChiDoll imagines rocks in pup tents.
Lyme> th... yeah
Lyme> I was about to say I'm imagining rocks sitting around a campfire with marshmellows on sticks
ChiDoll> rocks roasting marshmallows. rocks doing singalongs.
ChiDoll> xD
* Lyme spazzes.

Scaper-X1> Holy uncircumsized monkey children.

Lyme> we need lasagna with MEAT in it
HyperKinetic> mmmMMMEAAT
Lyme> yeah, they dress it up to look good, but I bet it tastes like hippies.
ChiDoll> meat in the taco... *giggle*
* Lyme snickers
Lyme> we are 12.
HyperKinetic> LOL
Lyme> TWELVE.
Lyme> 'hehehe sexual innuendo!'
ChiDoll> hmm. i can't find a better/clearer picture of the wiggly noodles
Lyme> heheheh
ChiDoll> i like the smell of patchouli :P
Lyme> there's a wiggly noodle in my lasagna taco
ChiDoll> wiggly noodle lol
* Lyme just regressed another year, is now 11
* Lyme is now known as WigglyNoodle
WigglyNoodle> *wiggle*
WigglyNoodle> *wiggle*
WigglyNoodle> *jiggle*
WigglyNoodle> HEY WHAT THE FUCK
HyperKinetic> ?
WigglyNoodle> MY WIGGLE IS BROKEN

CaptainCrotch> one of these days I'll manage to finish reading the bibble.
CaptainCrotch> too bad the last place I left off was leveticus
CaptainCrotch> it is the worst piece of fiction ever written.
CaptainCrotch> There's someone on my fl who maintains that god is the biggest mary sue ever

* CaptainCrotch is now known as Lyme
* Lyme isn't feeling captain crotchy tonight.
CaptainTightPants> *giggle* feeling crotchy.
Lyme> hahaha
Lyme> that's why I made sure to put captain
Lyme> I'm not feeling crotchy, but then I never wanted to be a gynecologist
CaptainTightPants> xD
* CaptainTightPants thought about becoming an obgyn once. seriously. >.>
Lyme> OBGYN KENOBI
CaptainTightPants> fights the dark side with a giant speculum?
* Fraggle snickers.

ChiDoll> OH NOES! TEH GAY CAUSED KATRINA! http://www.365gay.com/newscon05/08/083105nola.htm fucking morons.
Evan> Ugh.
Lyme> Chi, you hurricane monger you
ChiDoll> yeth. s'all my fault. i gayed Nawlins into ruin. *snort*
Lyme> That's some strong gay
Lyme> You should bottle it
Lyme> we can use it to repell homophobes
Lyme> like how holy water is supposed to work on vampires
Lyme> EU DE HOMO
Lyme> ... by menNEN!
Lyme> "Southern Decadence" has a history of filling the French Quarters section of the city with drunken homosexuals engaging in sex acts in the public streets and bars" Repent America director Michael Marcavage said in a statement Wednesday.
Lyme> SHIT HOW COME I DIDN'T GET TO SEE ANY OF THAT WHEN I WAS THERE?!
Lyme> And on HALLOWEEN, NO LESS.
Lyme> you'd think there'd be public acts of homo-gay-ness on halloween.
* ChiDoll giggles
* ChiDoll has Big Gay Cupcakes in the oven. maybe they'll grow lasers and take over the rest of LA.
Lyme> BIG GAY CUPCAKES?
Lyme> are you going to put pink frosting on them?
Lyme> with purple polkadots.
ChiDoll> nah, i have no frosting. i think... i may have some of that sickeningly sweet tubed stuff. but it's blue.
Lyme> you know, to hold the laser sights steady
* Lyme makes big gay laser sound effects.
Lyme> pshooooooooooooooooomzooooooooompshoopsheeewwwwww
ChiDoll> xD
Lyme> actually, big gay laser cupcakes kinda sound like lightsabers
Lyme> READ INTO THAT ABOUT JEDIS WHHHHHHHAT YOU WILL
ChiDoll> Mythbusters is testing the methane output of poooooooo
Lyme> roflmao
Lyme> Chi
ChiDoll> OBIWAN/ANAKIN4EVAR!!!!!!!!1!!11!1one >.>
ChiDoll> si?
Lyme> use your gay hurricane powers to get me a day off work
ChiDoll> *cackle*
* Lyme is a silly bitch tonight.
* ChiDoll concentrates a big wet swirly cloud on Tallahassee
Lyme> I am so going to make gay cupcakes.
ChiDoll> get some Polly Pockets and put em into compromising positions. :D
Lyme> Dead baby cakes and gay cupcakes.
Lyme> lol
ChiDoll> skirts over their heads, ankles over shoulders...
Lyme> I was just thinking pink frosting with purple triangles, actually
Lyme> It'll be dessert
ChiDoll> those little rubber skirts. omg. rubber skirts. Polly Pockets ARE lesbians.
Lyme> it's a veritable feast of #nhp ethnic dishes
ChiDoll> dun forget lasagna tacos!
Lyme> lasagna tacos, deadbaby cakes, and gay cupcakes. With laser sights.
ChiDoll> main course ^_^
Lyme> ^_____________________________________________________^
Lyme> One day, we will have a large #nhp gathering and cook these foods.
ChiDoll> yeshyeshyeshyeshyeshyesh
ChiDoll> all of us in one place. talk about getting blamed for natural disasters.

ChiDoll> drive shaft pole vault... sounds like something from the (dumdumDUM) gay kama sutra.
ChiDoll> Mythbusters = very amusing tonite ^^
Lyme> did they actually say that?!
Lyme> the gay kama sutra thing
ChiDoll> noooo hee
ChiDoll> that was from my brain
Lyme> awww
ChiDoll> they're trying to make a 1950-something Fury vault somehow
ChiDoll> "tell me when I'm straight."
ChiDoll> >.>
ChiDoll> <.<
ChiDoll> *giggle*
Lyme> HAHAHAHA