This QL is a bit short. Blame Hyper's impatience. :P
Lyme> I PREFER BEN AND JERRY TO TOM AND JERRY
Lyme> FUCK THAT MOUSE
Lyme> HE WAS A *BASTARD*
ErynTzun> me too
ChiDoll> rofl
HyperKinetic> Yeah, stupid mouse
Lyme> dude, he was an asshole
HyperKinetic> I don't see why vermin should be heroic.
Lyme> he kept on provoking the cat
Lyme> and then the cat would get all the shit
Lyme> that's not funny
HyperKinetic> Jerry was probably shitting on the dishes and whatnot
Lyme> and then you were supposed to like the fucking mouse
Lyme> hell no, he was a dickweed!
Lyme> if I was the cat, I'd try to kill the fucker, too!
HyperKinetic> LOL
Lyme> now popeye
Lyme> he was the shit
ErynTzun> oh, I guess I can't say I watch everything with people I like in it.
HyperKinetic> Yeah, but his girlfriend was too skinny
Lyme> he didn't beat the crap out of bluto until bluto acted like an ass to him
ErynTzun> I have no desire to watch EuroTrip even if Lucy Lawless was in it.
Lyme> or macked on his woman
Lyme> and then he was all like 'motherfucker I will rape your skull with the sharp end of my pipe'
ErynTzun> THere's a certain level of badness I will put up with
HyperKinetic> I have no desire to watch EuroTrip either
Lyme> also, olive oyl was frigid
ErynTzun> Old cartoons were mostly lame anyway
Lyme> that's why popeye has those arms like that
Lyme> from frequent overmasturbation
Lyme> and the one squinty eye
ChiDoll> *dies*
ErynTzun> Bugs Bunny might have been funny, if it weren't on 8 billion times.
HyperKinetic> LOL
ErynTzun> Not to mention Warner Brother's propoganda mixed in.
Lyme> the hamburger dude? What's his name
* HyperKinetic puts frequent masturbation and squinty eye together. Yes, that may have stung...
Lyme> wimbly or something like that?
Lyme> Wimpy?
HyperKinetic> Wimpy
HyperKinetic> "I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger I eat monday"
Lyme> he and popeye shoulda hooked up.
ChiDoll> i will gladly pay you- dammit
HyperKinetic> Eh, either way we know who it is
Lyme> cause then like, wimpy wouldn't be engaging in depression eating
Lyme> and then popeye could get laid.
Lyme> KNIT ME A PWNY
HK-9001> KNIT ME A PENIS COZY
Lyme> knit a man a penis cozy, his dick is warm for a day.
Lyme> teach a man to knit, his dick is warm for a lifetime.
Lyme> Tay Zonday has a voice that's so manly it eats testicles for breakfast
* ChiDoll sends Hyper an astral headsmack to come in already
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HyperKinetic> Mewflees
ChiDoll> ...dude. it worked.
Vaidah> lol
HyperKinetic> What worked?
Vaidah> that was awesome
Cashew> we will has pizza
Lyme> I MADE YOU A PIZZA BUT I EATED IT
Jia> six cheese
Jia> @__@
Batman> mmmpiiiiiiiizza
Lyme> that's a lot of cheese
Jia> asiago
Lyme> nobody gonna be crappin for a month
Batman> XD
Jia> cheese
Jia> nom
Batman> CHEESE GUD
Lyme> SI GUD
Jia> YAH
Jia> RLY GUD
Batman> SRSLY
Lyme> I LUV CHEESE
Batman> IAWTC
Cashew> mmmm, cheese
Lyme> CHEESE
Lyme> IT'S GOT WHAT NINJAPORNIANS CRAVE
Batman> I LIKE CHEEEEEEEESE
ChiDoll> oh god, i heard George fart
ChiDoll> one of those "pshhhhhhhh" ones
RaepistSorch> lol
RaepistSorch> DOGFARTS!
RaepistSorch> ... FOGDARTS
ChiDoll> FUCKBANG
RaepistSorch> fogdartfogdartfogdart
RaepistSorch> FOGDART GOLFCART
* RaepistSorch is now free associating
RaepistSorch> and also giggling like an idiot
RaepistSorch> SPIDERS ARE BARKIN
RaepistSorch> when I was younger
RaepistSorch> I thought a high colonic was some sort of alcoholic drink
RaepistSorch> like a cocktail
Lyme> hey hey hey chi, who did your mom not know was gay?
ChiDoll> few people
ChiDoll> kid that plays Zack on Bones
ChiDoll> and Raymond Burr and the guy who played the grandpa on The Waltons
Lyme> oh I do not watch bones so I do not know who that is
ChiDoll> she made a particularly amusing face about that last one ^^
Lyme> I was thinking, maybe john barrowman
Lyme> so you could be like
Lyme> 'HE'S SO GAY HE CRAPS RAINBOWS'
Lyme> 'HE DOES THE PARADES ALL BY HIMSELF'
[on the subject of the teevee show 'Titus']
Lyme> I love Dave.
Lyme> he's like,
Lyme> if you had an egg
Lyme> and you shook it to hear what was inside
Lyme> and then let it hatch
Lyme> and you'd get a retard chicken
Lyme> but you're like 'aw, but it's cute, I can't kill the retard chicken'
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Jia> @.@
* Jia sneezed, hit her head on the keyboard and apparently exited
Jia> O_o
QuBit> You cannot rape my iron bunghole
[discussing the news of football fans interloping on DragonCon territory:]
Fraggle> Oh I know that geeks aren't magically superior about it. That's actually why I worry. Suddenly they have power over obnoxious football fans and weapons...and a lot of people on LJ sound really ready to start shit over it
Fraggle> I don't want there to be giant headlines when I get home "WHEN GEEKS ATTACK"
Fraggle> "The city of Atlanta was covered in carnage this weekend when 50,000 sword wielding scifi geeks attacked football fans..."
pocketwatch> "The football hooligans' facepaint and foam fingers were no match for the fury of armed geekdom."
Fraggle> "Firetrucks had to be called in to hose the geeks off the sports fans and, shortly after, hose the pools of gore and blood from the sidewalk"
VaidahVai> So....I'm gonna steal your crap and then replace it when you decide to play again
Shoshanna> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VaidahVai> i already stole one of your rubber trees, XDDD
Shoshanna> LEAVE MY CRAP ALONE YOU CRAP STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VaidahVai> lol
VaidahVai> but you're not plaaaaaaaying
Shoshanna> so what that doesn't mean you can steal my crap
VaidahVai> it's the point of the game!
VaidahVai> you steal crap!
Shoshanna> yeah but you threatened my life if I ever stole crap from you
VaidahVai> dude, it's not like I said I wouldn't replace it
Shoshanna> NO STEALING MY CRAP DAMMIT
* Shoshanna gets ready to bitch slap Vai
Jia> UHOH
Jia> I GOTSA HOLD DIS BIOTCH, SHE ABOUT TO LET IT OUT
pocketwatch> Jia, i think the wigs are about to come off >.>
HyperKinetic> DAYUMNZ
HyperKinetic> YOU GO GIRL, IMA HOLD YO WEAVE
Jia> wigs and bras
* Fraggle nomnoms soda and gives herself the diabetus
Fraggle> My name is Wilford Brimley and I have the diabetus. It hurts where I pee and makes me short with my family!
* Fraggle cleans out her walrus mustache with Hyper's toothbrush
* Fraggle brushes out half a sandwich, some loose change and a squirrel.