¤ Big Gun Long Jacket ¤
*filked from Short Skirt Long Jacket*
original lyrics property of ‘Cake’. no copyright infringement intended. don’t sue me, i have no money, you wouldn’t get anything anyway.
I want a girl with an itchy trigger finger…
I want a girl who knows how to aim…
I want a girl with boots that kick ass…
And eyes that could melt glass…
I want a girl with the right kind of arsenal…
That knows how to learn from others what she lacks…
She’s readying her weapons…
She’s pulling back her hair…
She’s touring the depository and plotting the attack…
I want a girl with a big gun and a loooooong jacket…
I want a girl who storms in early…
I want a girl who’s never too late…
I want a girl with leather pants that hug her like cling wrap…
And uses a pulse rifle to shoot through the gate…
With weaponry that shines like justice…
And a voice that makes your heart go pitter-pat…
She’s dangerous and beautiful and comes back when she kacks…
She’s storming the depository and making the attack…
I want a girl with a big gun and a looooong looooong jacket…
I want a girl with a smooth Pantak jab…
I want a girl who can’t keep it in check…
Through a wormhole we will meet accidentally…
We’ll start to talk when she straddles my neck…
She wants a Prowler with more artillery…
She wants a gunship that will get her there…
She’s changed her life from PK to fugitive…
She’s hopped from Moya to a crossbreed named Talyn…
I want a girl with a big gun and a loooooong jacket…